What would his tinder profile say?

He wouldn’t even have a tinder profile. He doesn’t even like giving out his name or any details about himself in dialogue.

Nani?

.... Oi

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he's cute

>tinder post-2013
You missed out.

Likes them young and ricey.

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Professional, earnest, ambitious outdoorsman. Senmaker, brings home the rice. Ready to share sake and stories. Amputee, primate keeper, fried chicken maker.

JUST FROM MY SHIT UP SENPAI

'I want to suffer'

Tinder has always been for 8+/10s males while everyone else picks up the used post wall bread crumbs.
What are you implying?

>likes dying in 2 hits to almost everything

Yeah. What with the rice? I mean, It wasn't really rice... right?

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2012-2013 everyone on there was a slut trying to hook up, even with the lesser desirable guys. After that it was filled with normal girls who were bored killing time. The userbase grew and so did the standards. I am an ugly manlet and crushed it in 2013. Now I'd get nothing but time wasters. You're better off meeting people in person. The cycle came back around.

Kinda agree since online dating just used to be for older people so standards were lower.(females still had a massive advantage though)
Pic related happened when it became mainstream.

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centipede eggs.

"5'10"
>actually 5'6

This shit is unsustainable. Unironically there will be a manlet uprising in our future.

AYE GIRL I EAT ASS LIKE RICE

No rice No dice

2 million.

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God I hope so. Not even a manlet

Oh yeah just tiny, delicious, sweet, magical, immortal centipede eggs

Notice how she's the only one without a centipede in that temple?
Yep.
She's just the centipede queen.

Good with children. Not a fan of pets.

Why does unattractiveness = manlet to you
There's plenty of manlets with beautiful faces that make it so long as they're not 5ft tall
Just saying

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No shit, beauty and even wealth are far greater attributes than height, but the height bullshit is a joke on chans.

Mike the thot-slayer, seems like a bro.

I miss Matt/Marcissus shitposting those facebook messages.

No it wont.
For every guy out there tired of how unbalanced the sexual market is, theres a hundred thirsty betas waiting in line to worship some random thot

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I am a loyal and dutiful Shinobi. I will kill anyone to keep you safe, even my own family. Lady Emma says I am quite handsome and in good shape for my age. I have also been told I am a very good listener. I can bring you sake and you may tell me about yourself.

The boy is named Kuro and he is not my son, but I will kill you if you try to do him harm. I hope this does not obstruct our relationship.

Thank you for viewing my online dating profile.

>Blaming your height
It's F A C E , you ugly manlet/lanklet

it's dick actually

“Fun”

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The male to female sexual supply and demand is not changing. Just be glad you aren't into bdsm as a submissive male. I will literally never experience my fetish without paying for it, which I refuse to do out of principle.

>Just be glad you aren't into bdsm as a submissive male

This is why I became a submissive female instead. Literally have my choice of sexual partners kek.

Dick is also like height.
With F A C E you still get laid unless you're a midget/have a legit micro penis.

You're still male and the vast majority of people into sissy shit are gay men.

thats what im trying to do. "everyone" including my dad says i need to get laid for once
i got it in 2014, only one like since then. and i thought i was early to the party.
keep in mind that this also means 2/3 of users are men on tinder. i mean i literally cant get laid legally or illegally at this point even with the ugliest women in the world because i cant' fucking even find anybody both IRL or on apps/internet

its more like you cant experience anything sexual without paying it for most guys (at least on here it would seem) unless you are gay or a female, no matter what your fetish is

Good thing he gets loli pussy, then.

Worst case scenario is buying a drink or two. Only retards waste time and money on the old fashioned dinner date.

Why is he so sad?

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Actually, she should have a centipede inside her too. You just don't get to see it. Yet.

>immortal
>loli
is this another 2000 year old centipede but looks like a middle schooler trope

I want to fuck Japanese Big Boss!

How did you find my profile?
Give me your address. I'm coming for you.