The last hero you've played as has to take on Thanos. How fucked are you?

what happens if he snaps twice

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I'm good

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Probably still wouldn't beat Thanos honestly

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something something Zeno's paradox

>huntress in risk of rain
she's only good at clearing mobs so she dies no matter how stacked

>another half of the half of the surviving universe
>is 1/3 of the universe
Or so says mathematics, i guess

naptime

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>Engie shepard from me2
Very unless he brought his entire team with him, and even then i doubt they could succeed were the avengers failed.

torbjorn

he'd be the dwarf building thor stormbreaker, so a good chance

you're mom dies

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!

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he can't

>half of half is a third
>American mathematics

Because of mobile games. They're cheaper to make and bring in more profit, so the shovelware has moved there.

and who’s going to stop him? he has the stones he can do what he wants

the snap fucks up the gauntlet, it's implied that he can't do it again

>automatically thinks he's American
rent free

all the people who actually want to talk about video games get erased and only people who make e-celeb threads remain

Baba is Hot

Thanos is Melt

>Last game played was some Fighterz multiplayer
Not fucked at all I guess

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>Goku
i win, i guess

>Vlad von Carstein
I don't know much about Warhammer lore, but from a gameplay perspective, Vlad will probably win up to 5 stones.

Doc, I don't feel so good...

IF YA SMELLLLLELLELELELLLLOW
WHAT THE ‘RROT
IS COOKIN

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All Americans are dumb, it's a safe bet

obsessed

I win via chim.

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Does he/she have all the equipment they are normally associated with?

obese

Have this small dose, and we'll get you set up with the full amount later

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It's a lost cause

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>Mario
he just jumps on him and he's dead

I think I'll manage for now. Thanks, doc !

Steve but I'm playing a modpack that has draconic

Baba is Fuck.

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Might be good

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If Thanos kidnapped Haruka, he's fucked.

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John Marston.
Oh boy.

he can use the stones to repair the gauntlet

go to bed mohammad

he looks like a lil bitch

B-but user he um d-di-nevermind...

I’m early build William so I guess I’m fucked.

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Then he should have snapped a few more times by now so the damage he did isn't repaired in literally two or three generations.

Leave Thanos to me

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Why not just snap for diminished fertility rates, something that would actually solve the problem

>remove his original motivation from the comic
>replace it with some nonsense about actually helping the universe
I don't know why you'd do that when his original motivation was both more villainous and more understandable to the average person

what was it

Too complicated to understand for the majority of the people watching marvel movies.

Leave Thanos to me

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it's not funny if nobody dies

His waifu, Death, asked him to personally murder half the population of the universe

He did it to get laid

Horatio from ES2.
Ez.

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is my monster hunter dude a hero? In that case the universe is doomed

Im bouta get my belly armor cracked.

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I think wolfs got a shot

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why didn’t thanos just use the reality stone to make a reality where he has all the stones

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Each stone can't act on the other or affect the others.

Don't overthink it user.You could do a lot of
>why didn't x just do y
for the avengers movies.

Because one stone doesn't do much by itself. It requires the Power stone to do ridiculous things and the combination of all six to unlock true omnipotence.

is that a real rule or is it reddit head canon that isn’t mentioned anywhere

Because obviously all 6 work in conjunction when he snaps

>Time stone

one stone isn't powerful enough to affect all of the others at the same time, I guess?

I mean a lot of stuff in these movies are being handwaved.

true I guess but the morons who say “dude just make resources lmao” are idiots that somehow misunderstood a marvel movie (of all things)

originally he needed to wipe the population for resources, then he got gamora and grew to love her and it became more about tunnel vision and justifying his past actions than anything else

>Mindrapes Darkseid into smiling
>Can shrink

Thanos is fucked

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then use the reality stone to just make a reality where that isn’t the case

in the movie it’s more like a visual illusion stone as opposed to thanos quest where it was more about changing rules

>Megaman
Make sure they remember me Thanos

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why didn't thanos just blow up earth with the power stone and then collect the remaining stones from the debris

>hollow knigth character

It would kill more than half the earth's population and thus be unbalanced

It was in one of the comics where adam warlock explain that one stone could not be used to make a bunch of the other stones or you could not say use the time stone to just loop back and grab many copies from different instances in time.

>parries Infinity Gauntlet

Why would I be fucked? I'm not fighting him.

He effectively uses the time stone to grab a copy of the reality stone from before it was destroyed though

If your vidya character loses then you have a 50% chance of being fucked.

he does LITERALLY that after scarlet bitch destroys one

this'll be interesting

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i mean, he cant actually die so i guess im alright

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> my character in M&B : Fire and Sword
> enable cheats
> ctrl + f4

Literally a khv.I agree with you tho,his plan of "helping the universe" is actually retarded,like he controls the universe,can't he just simply create more resources and fuck off?

>tfw not a pol incel and actually live in the real world and understand social issues
>still get called a racist for not liking black panther
It’s just a bad superhero movie

he did not affect the stone he rewound the time to the point before the stone was destroyed so it never was it never directly affected the soul stone.

He repaired that same stone, he didn’t make a second one

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mind stone my bad

Sekiro. I'm fine

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That's not what happened

He wanted to fuck the cute big tit goth girl Death

But she's like nah and he's like gotta impress her lemme murder half the universe, I'm bound to get laid now

She was like nah

>mikiri counter's Thanos snap
Hesitation is defeat

He can but then the pain he caused gamora was for nothing. He killed her family and half her planet when he thought it was the only way to dive resources. Once he got the stones he can’t just make new resources or the deaths were meaningless and he inflicted unimaginable pain on her for no reason. He’s got tunnel vision and needs to morally justify his actions to himself. It’s not about resources after he came to see gamora as a daughter it was about justifying hurting people he loves.

Reimu's got this, should could beat most reality warper's since most of them have that "can't affect things outside their universe" rule

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she must have one card that can beat him.

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So it stays the same?

Shadows get snapped twice

the snapping isnt what makes it kill half of the universe
thats just what he wants it to do
the infinity stones make him able to do literally anything, but he chooses to kill half

thanos would very likely get his purple ass tiger dropped into oblivion

She might win, she’s got experience with big purple dick

RIP Thanos.

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Nigger I am reading Thanos Quest right goddamn now and Death told him to go out and kill half of everyone because "more people are alive now than have ever died and I hate it"

this was mine too
>gets dusted
>just rezs undusted behind Thanos and backstabs with Mortal Blade
gg ez Endgame patch when?
But in all seriousness this would be a good fight since Thanos is immortal and the Wolf specializes in that field.

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>Spyro the Dragon vs Thanos

The minute he throws off his shirt, Thanos is fucked.

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What the fuck did you just say about me, you milk drinker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the college of winterhold, and I have been involved in numerous secret raids on the Thalmor, and I have over 300 confirmed dragon souls absorbed. I am trained in the way of the voice and I'm he top legate in the entire imperial legion. You are nothing but another bandit to me. I will wipe you the fuck out with spells the likes of which you have never seen on Nirn, mark my fucking words of power. You think you can get away with saying shit like that over courier? Think again, fucker. As we speak I'm contacting my network of thieve's guild and dark brotherhood agents across Tamriel and your mana is being traced right now so you better be prepared for the lightning storm, knaive. The lightning storm that turns that pathetic thing you call a life into a pile of ash. You're fucking dead kid. I've discovered every location, and I can fast travel anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with over a hundred spells, and that's just from the destruction tree. Not only am I trained extensively in both one-handed and two-handed, but I have access to the entire armory of the Imperial Legion and will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Tamriel, you little N'wah. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" letter was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed your fucking hand. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn knaive. I will shit thu'um all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead milk-drinker.

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Megaman absorbs each stone from a robot master, proceeds to shit death on Thanos and friends.

Rasputin, he would rape that purple ass

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>Chocobo
Yeah I think Im good

Last game I played was God of War, boy

But I mean,he could replicate all the resources instead of killing half of the population exactly to not commit the same mistake of killing innocent people.

Try to keep him down when Leaf Bracer and Second chance is on. Try it

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>eliminate half of the universe to please your girl
>still get cucked by a chad from another dimension

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At no point in the films is it indicated that the stones can create matter where there is none. Thanos has dominion over the universe and can manipulate it like a god with all of the stones but he CANNOT simply create something from nothing. The reality stone changes what is already there but it does not create something from nothing. This is why he couldn’t just create infinite resources. He could change things to provide more resources but eventually the same issue will occur. It has nothing to do with justifying his actions and everything to do with the limitations of how they work in the films. The universe still has rules and with the gauntlet he can bend those rules, and even break some of them. But nowhere is it indicated that he can generate matter from nothing. And don’t say that he can just change rock or air into food and water, that’s self defeating because eventually you will still run out of things to change into useable resources.

>mark my fucking words of power
why is this funny to me? Am I retarded?

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I actually don’t know too much about MCU!Thanos. Could he do it?

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my absolute nigga

Assuming he would fight by videogame rules he would be fucked against most of the characters because he fought like a classic boss that was slow and telegraphed every move with colorful lights while stopping to change stone powers

What if I was playing as Thanos in MvC2? I mean I wasn't, it's Alucard, but nothing is stopping me from lying.

He could do literally anything with those stones.

For earth he could remove all garbage and pollution, he could stop global warming, create fertile lands in africa. He could affect every human's mind so they see the value of recycling and give them the technology to do so, so the situation doesn't happen ever again,

But that's just for one planet. He'd have to fix every planet in the universe individually and that takes effort. Much easier to just kill half of everyone and call it a day.

Thanos is a lazy shit.

>shove Snorlax Pokeball up his ass
>release it

He'll do fine

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Clever wordplay 2bh

It's fucking Sol, you should be fine.

nothing changed

>opens portal under thanos
>closes it decapitating him

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OH FUCK

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What would (you) do if you had the complete glove? Aside from making anime real or eradicating furries

Not really, the energy in the universe has a limit, creating more resources eats away at that energy and just makes sure we will reach that limit and die that much quicker, on the other hand killing 50% of the universe delays the end by reducing the drain on energy and resources.
The "infinite gauntlets" is not actually infinite, since the universe is not infinite.
Also good luck making money out of a movie about an space incel that murders half of the universe because he thinks doing so will give him free pussy, I'm sure our feminist society would not bash such a movie into oblivion.

Fap

>a corpse just takes the glove from him
Whatever happens in the film, I sure hope it's more dignified than what the original comic did

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Make anime and animal crossing waifus real

That, and the MCU has him killing half of so many planets that he believes taking that to a universal scale will improve everyone’s life

Except he can’t. He can manipulate what’s already there but he can’t CREATE anything from nothing. Eventually life will overpopulate and kill eachother for resources no matter how many things he changes to provide more for them. You’re thinking short term. By keeping the population of life low in the universe it ensures that nobody ever needs to compete for resources. This means SIGNIFICANTLY more people will live on a universal time scale. Without doing what he did all life would eventually annihilate itself as it expanded exponentially and used up its resources. What Thanos did was solve entropy by ordering a chaotic system.

then why doesn't he also just instantly kill all of the remaining Avengers?

I don't follow cape shit but I'll probably be fine

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It depends whether or not it's plot convenient for him to lose at this point in time or not.

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For long term he could simply tweak fertility rates.

>Mew
>Mewtwo
>Celebi
>Ho-oh
>Lugia
>Your pick
Surely your RIP was meant for Thanos? If we go by Pokedex and animated feats you're gonna have a really easy time.

>crits you
nothing personal thanos

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>Alex mercer
He'll just continue eating people until his virus powerlevel matches thanos

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he ded

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>Sareth from Dark messiah
Fuck.

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Thor is a god but couldn't kill Thanos, youd need god level legendaries such as mascot legends post gen 2

not game but im posting marvel's mary sue that will probably kill him in endgame

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I'm pretty sure KH3 Sora could wreck him.

Afaik in the movieverse he only appeared in the silver surfer movie. With Disney buying Fox he might show up again

Not MCU. Besides Brie Larson is the one that's gonna take a fat steamy dump on the last avengers movie.

Not really. Eventually it will still hit critical mass and a culling will need to occur.

>Brie Larson is the one that's gonna take a fat steamy dump

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I'm pretty sure Mewtwo would take a fat shit over MCU Thanos mostly because he is too fast for him and has telekinesis

It's beyond way too late to introduce Xmen or F4.

At best, Thanos would have delayed it. It would take only a handful of generations before the population was back at its' old levels.

Its not the first time Doom comes out of nowhere and becomes suddently omnipotent

Steve
>Can carry planet tier mass
>can shatter rock with his fists without even getting hurt
>can create advanced components in a shack built from dirt, and master the arcane art of infusion
>can instantly place blocks everywhere, even floating in the air
>2 meters tall and a jaw so square you can forge a diamond sword on it
Thanos is fucked

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His old motivation was awful. If they kept it then movie Thanos wouldn't have been as loved as he is now.
A misguided anti-hero is better than doing it for his waifu.

Watch the movie

no thanks, i only watch good movies

They want actual games now. Hence Spider-Man or the new Ultimate Alliance being original stories

*telefrags you*

nothin personnel

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How'd it go for the dwarf that made Stormbreaker?

>as loved
He's a fucking meme with a plan so full of holes any idiot can see them. It's borderline insulting they went with such ass backward "logic"

Correct. Which means he would need to cull every few generations to maintain the balance.

He was supposed to follow the original plot back then youtube.com/watch?v=IdMLt1dRKwg

It’s only full of holes because you’re a retard.

literally freeze beam missle combo from metroid

Base Goku > Base Thanos

IG Thanos > Goku

Bloodlusted Goku > IG Thanos

>mazdamundi

Probably not

And as it stands right now the universe's population will be back to what it was before the snap in about 100 years. And he can't do dick because his gauntlet broke.

>keeps the portal open long enough for him to get his head out with space stone

Playing FF7 so I guess it would be Cloud since he is the main character even though you control a party. About halfway through disc 2 so my weapons and materia are pretty good. Cloud can use Comet, various powerful Enemy Skills and summon Neo Bahamut. It's hard to measure Marvel strength against JRPG strength but I think Cloud would put up a decent fight.

It's implied that ends poorly. Remember, Thanos made a gauntlet that let him steal Evil Ryu's God killing power.

A better team would be
Mewtwo
Houndoom (hellfire, pokedex says the pain from its burns never fade)
Gengar
Machamp
Celebi
Raikou

Doomguy could survive a Thanos snap

Canonically, my maxed combat WG could probably take him. However, as a poor shitter who still uses drygores/obliteration/chaotic crossbows and revolution, I probably couldn't beat him if he was actually added to the game.

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>he can’t repair the gauntlet or have a new one made in 100 years

youtube.com/watch?v=amTiZJh7tj8

That’s because Doomguy’s RAGE transcends the universe.

Why would he? He isn't out to kill for the sake of killing. The Avengers are like flies to him. Let the snap deal with them fairly.

It don’t matter, once you get cucked, there ain’t no coming back from that loss. Jedah won the war.

Yes I'm sure the dwarf will be thrilled to repair the gauntlet after Thanos killed all of his kin.

grapefruit

Depends on how much prep time he has.

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>has reality Stone
>just changes the gauntlet back to not being broken
>has the mind stone
>just forces the dwarf to make him another

Exactly, he's blinded from the grief that came from his planet's destruction which led him to believe he must stop overpopulation at all costs. He's flawed but he believes in his logic so much that so many people wanted him to win. He wasn't even an asshole about it since he respected the humans that fought him like Stark. And when he does win and he smiled at the new universe it's chilling because he pretty much wrecked the universe going by common sense yet satisifying at the same time. Old Thanos was the one with the meme motivation.

That even happened in the movie yet Doctor Strange didn't try to do that against Thanos. Chop the gauntlet off by a portal, Thanos defeated. Roll credits.

How is his plan full of holes? His plan is literally "get omnipotent artifacts, kill people". There's literally nothing in the plan to put holes in.

I really liked the comic motivation because it showed that he is actually insane. A genius, super powerful War lord who is legitametly mentally ill. It wasn't some random woman he was in love with it was the physical embodiment of death. He decided he loved her before he even met her. Imagine how fucked in the head you would actually have to be to love Death. Then this person also has the power to go through with absolutely insane shit like killing half in the universe in a misguided attempt at impressing her. It was a really fascinating character.

>kills half the universe to get his waifu to notice him
>she ignores him for the wacky 4th wall breaking comic relief
Is Comic Thanos the most embarrassing comic villain?

Let's be honest. If Thanos dusted China, India, and Africa, the world would heal and we'd be on track for the stars.

I still believe that in time of the snap, Thanos stood in judgement of every soul. All the stones facilitate this.
>Power super charges all the stones
>Time lets him do it in an instant
>Soul lets him find everyone
>Space lets him reach them
>Mind gives him the wisdom to judge them
>Reality removes the unworthy

With the Power Stone he can make it stick. I think his metric wasn't prosperity, but people who wouldn't move on from the snap. Look at the survivors, they're all devastated and stagnate. The ones who died would have coped and ultimately undid balance

>193 reply
>ctrl + f
>zero "kirby"

Niggas what're u doing

She may actually kill the MCU. If her boring ass becomes the face of the franchise, I'm out.

Because he saw 10 million possible outcomes or some shit and in none of them did that or anything else work, the only one in which they "win" is the one in which they all get poofed away first.

Dr Strange could've done a lot of shit. He could've made Starlord shut the fuck up about Gamora and the glove would've been pulled off succesfully. He could've just not given Thanos the timestone ergo no complete gauntlet.

I hope they have an explanation on why all that shit wouldn't have worked but I doubt it.

He was a little incel. And he gets cucked by Deadpool.

>She may actually kill the MCU
OH NOOOOOOO A WOMAN NOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL WHITE MALE HEROES EVER RECOVER NOOOOOOOOOO

7 TRILLION FUTURES

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY STORK

WATCH ENDGAME IN THE CINEMAS NEXT YEAR

I concede this point to you.

They gave you one in the movie, he said he saw millions and millions of possible futures and in none of them did they not all fucking die forever aside from the one in which they get poofed away first. The futures in which they pull the gauntlet off or shop his arm off or whatever are ones in which they still all get fucked.

>Implying Thanos doesn't apply blazing with every tick of his laser

Thanos was the protagonist of Infinity War. He was the villain, but he was the protagonist.

>Imagine how fucked in the head you would actually have to be to love Death. Then this person also has the power to go through with absolutely insane shit like killing half in the universe in a misguided attempt at impressing her.
Sounds chuuni as fuck bruh

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Don’t start this shit. Thanos dabs on mewtwo with the space and power stone and control mewtwo’s mind with the mind stone

Not at all fucked

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My Warlock in Destiny.

Thanos would probably need at least a full raid team to take down.

I know that but it still doesn't explain anything about why those options wouldn't work. You remove Thanos' gauntlet and he's no longer a match for everyone around him. He can't even teleport off that fucking planet by himself anymore.

So how could the snap possibly happen in that case? Like I said I hope they explain it but it's probably just going to get handwaved and forgotten about.

>spy from tf2
i have no clue, but then again does he even count as a hero? i'd say mercs are villain protags

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If Thanos wasn't able to dust people, he would have killed them through conventional means. Maybe they wouldn't have been able to be brought back by the gauntlet in End Game, if they weren't killed by the gauntlet.

There's a reason they shelved Captain Marvel for a few decades and had Rogue literally steal her powerset. She's a boring, bland character, played by a boring and bland actress. If Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman can be the face of the DCEU, then I have no issue with women. I hate boring characters in boring movies.

>DUDE RESOURCES LMAO
nigga he ain't thanos the sensible titan

>gets killed by apples in his own game
>struggles to absorb anything more than twice his size
Only underage fags wank Kirby this hard

fucked as hell

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>he would have killed them through conventional means
m8 if the avengers managed to get the gauntlet off either by pulling or by Strange's portal magic, he'll be stuck on Titan with no way to get off that shithole.

Because he'll still beat them to death. Letting Quill rage about Gamora was important. Notice that Strange doesn't try to calm him? Quill is the one doing all the damage. He's personifying the grief Thanos holds over himself for killing his favorite daughter. I'm calling it, he sowed the seed of self doubt in Thanos's mind

Thanos character makes it work. Just like in Infinity War he is totally wrong but is very eloquent and genuinely believes in what he is doing. In his head this is some amazing gesture of romance. He genuinely believes he can impress this weird death entity and that she will see him as an equal. Everybody else can see how wrong he is but their opinions don't matter because they aren't the ones with the magic glove. It sounds weird when you just hear it out of context but when you read the story it totally works. There is a reason comic fans were hype as fuck when Thanos got teased at the end of the first Avengers movie.

1. Strange can’t just cut his arm off without putting a portal in the way of his fist. Nowhere in any of the films is Strange capable or creating a portal where solid matter already exists. He creates them in air.

2. If strange does not give up the time stone Stark and all of the others on Titan die. Stark and Nebula are obviously vital to saving everyone else, which is why Strange gives up the time stone in exchange for Starks life. In every timeline Starlord fucks up and loses them the battle. The only way to win is for Stark and Nebula to survive.

>Vortex/Cold Snap Occultist
Thanos gets frozen and gets frostbitten to death

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Why even respond to falseflagging? They don't believe a single iota of their argument. It's just for laughs. No one can really be satisfied by the culmination of 10 years of crossovers being ended by someone who just showed up in the last couple of months.

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>Dante
Assuming we get past the "Thanos already knows and uses the gauntlet before the fight happens" I think Dante wipes him. Without a gauntlet it's onesided, Royal Release on that ass.

He beastmoded Hulk and Thor with no gauntlet powers. Offensive use of sling rings is likely very tough, and with the Space Stone he'd likely nullify the effect. No Mirror Dimension either, Strange tried and Thanos powered through it

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Thanos stands no chance against a full army of mounted Swadian Knights, Rhodok Crossbowmen and Vaegir longbowmen, Nord huscarls and my Commander decked out in the most expensive plate you can find

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I mean there's shit like death giving birth to a baby with Thanos that's negative space where the avengers fight Thanos.

Just look up The Rot.

Depending on which iteration of Thanos as well it changes. One iteration had Death just casually hanging out with Thanos has one of his friends.

Thanos got outspeed by Spider-Man, Iron Man and Thor. MCU Thanos isn't comic Thanos and Mewtwo is at least in the same level of Dr. Strange that just didn't beat Thanos because plot reasons

>gets blasted with Pym particles, or just borrows Ant Man's moveset
>is now the size of the Hulk
poyo motherfucker

Debate isn't about the participants, it's about the audience. Just letting poopy, woke shit, just lay there stinking up the place makes unengaged people feel like maybe they aren't as smart as they think. Calling out woke shit is important so as to not let that mind virus spread further.

This comic is insulting my intelligence.

...

>cricket from bns
Idk. The story cycle is literally: lose, then win on next fight. So it'll basically be like the movies. Loses the first fight/movie, then gets an asspull powerup and wins on the next fight/movie.

So could comic buffs tell me if the Antman and Thanus theory actually work?

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Thanos asshole muscles are too stronk and antman will get squished into red paste inside thanos.

lol

OI APROOVE O DIS BOYZ FLASH, SUM ROIGHT PROPPA ORKY BITZ DEM IS... He's not green enuf tho

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Batman with prep-time wil defeat Thanos and fuck Zatanna when he is done

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The flash is bullshit thread?

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Someone make porn of this

That means Thanos gets prep time as well so he could just erase this rich boy from existence.

He comes from a race that has nearly invulnerable skin and can survive w/o food or water indefinitely.

And he's super humanly strong among his race. So yeah a man growing in size in his ass will kill him.

If Batman can dodge Darkseids zigzaggy never miss lazers then Batman can dodge getting snapped.

ONJECTION!

Mr. Thanos, you've testified that you think it's necessary to sacrifice half of the living universe in order to solve overpopulation and famine.

However, a majority of galactic civilizations within the universe have testified that they have the proper means of food production and distribution.

In addition, with the power of the Infinity Stones...you could use your powers to simply boost crop and stock yields, reform distribution systems, and essentially fix famine and population with a snap of your fingers!

Ergo...there is NO reason to wipe out half of the universe with the power of the Infinity Stones!

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I mean, he'd give it all he has at least.

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People seem to forget that even without the stones Thanos could kill almost everyone. Dude beat the Hulk in seconds with 0 effort and just tore through Vibranium like it was paper when he killed Vision.

He had 5 of the other stones at that point. That ought to count for something

Kyo, he might hold him for a minute or two...

>I have no mouth and I must scream

MCU Hulk is a bitch nigga that almost got downed by some Chitauri

And Thor without a hammer

>even without the stones Thanos could kill almost everyone
a human with some high tech toys gave him a run for his money and that was when he had 3 or 4 stones

>my max level morrowind character

GET THAT FUCKING N'WAH

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>Said human only just managed to scratch him
>Thanos was barely even trying throughout the entire movie
We’ve seen that the Power Stone by itself can instantly wipe out a planet and Thanos has 3 other stones at that point. If he wanted to he could’ve killed everyone whenever he wanted.

Im fucked

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>If he wanted to he could’ve killed everyone whenever he wanted.
I mean, this is the problem with all incarnations of Thanos. His heart's not really into it.

>just finished replaying wonderful 101

unironically perfectly fine

>>is 1/3 of the universe
>Or so says mathematics, i guess

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He's literally a nihilist. What do you expect? Dudes mom tried to kill him because he had inferior genes.

Thanos would get his shit wrecked by Thor with Stormbreaker, Dormammu or Surtur, possibly Hela if she was still alive

Except he states that they are eliminated randomly. He hasn't lied about anything else so why would he lie about that.

>IG Thanos > Goku
wut? Thanos gets stopped from using his gauntlet by people way slower than Goku. Not to mention magic does exist in DB and we know people with sufficient ki/powerlevel can resist such effects. So we can't even be sure IG will even work properly against him.

>my RuneScape 3 character
... Do the infinity stones count as divine power? If so, I might be safe. Otherwise, fuck.

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Goku would beat Thanos even if snapped because Dragon Ball time works differently

Game?

i hope you're ready to get punched a lot of times in the face, thanos

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He's covered Infinity War™ you know

>Genichiro drops in out of fucking nowhere and cuts off his gauntlet hand

Corvo ottano, cool enought to outstealth him due his magical stealth dark powers

>thanos goes to snap his fingers
>little mac uses his counter
What happens?

I don’t care about capeshit in the slightest, but could Dante beat this big purple faggot?
>Gene was going to be in MvC3 but got scrapped before release
I don’t love it.

a quarter you imbecile profligate

Considering that Thanos will lose the next movie no matter what happens. My galactic dwarf miner is fine.

This is the dumbest animu shit ever.

>galactic dwarf miner
FOR KARL?

>Ts on dust 2
Eh, just peek double doors and bag him out of spawn, ez

Why didn't he just make more resources?

Those apples are no joke though.

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none of it made sense, civilized life would use way more resources cleaning up all the shit he caused, and in a few years or decades they would have increased their population from reproduction and he would have to snap again,

He's home in time for dinner.

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Based

>ares
ill be fine

Why didn't Doctor Strange just chop his arm off with a portal?

Why didn't Doctor Strange go back in time and kill Thanos as a baby grapefruit?

Why didn't Doctor Strange go back and time and stop Thanos from getting the stones/retrieve the stones before he did?

Why didn't Thanos use the time stone to go back in time and save Titan?

Why didn't Thanos just shrink everyone?

Why didn't Thanos just mindcontrol everyone to waste and reproduce less?

Why didn't Thanos just sterilize half the population?

Why didn't Thanos just modify everyone's fertility rates?

Why didn't Thanos just convert a bunch of empty, barren planets, asteroids, and space debris into resources? Why didn't he just convert some stars with uninhabited solar systems into Dyson Spheres?

Why didn't Thanos just produce infinite resources?

The companies figured out thats theres way more money in getting some cheap chinaman app so kids could buy "gems" and "energy refills", than to outsource millions to activision to make shit returns and get called cheap shitty cash ins, etc.

>He actually believes that balance in universe is thanos goal
He just wants to kill people to impress death

im not into cape shit but infinity war was good as a standalone

Also why didn't Doctor Strange go back in time and tell everyone that Starlord was going to ruin the plan

Also why didn't Doctor Strange go back in time and tell Thor to aim for the head

So that's how Ant-man gets inside Thanos' ass.

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Well shit

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Maybe he could stop time with his light powers and just keep peppering him with the purple eco guns
But if that somehow doesn’t work, Thanos makes short work of him.

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>Ds3 mage
I roll around for half an hour and die from 1 punch

>Amber, my cyborg lone wander in Hellfire Tesla Armor, wearing a chinese stealth armor underneath, and wielding alien weapons

Depends. Do you have Cutscene Jack on the team?

>implying Mario wouldn’t wreck Thanos’ shit.

I'm really feeling it

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This, Mario's got a laundry list of shit he can use against Thanos including absolute invincibility for a limited duration. Not to mention
>Mario gets dusted
>life shroom rises from his ashes
>Mario reforms as Danger Mario

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youtu.be/DG2esWiRe0s

>Infinity gauntlet Thanos
>Snaps all items into red whips and energy drinks
>Survivor ends up so fast he crash lands on Darkseid's ass on the DC universe

You're gonna burn, alright

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I better find an ant man video game ASAP.

Edit : wow thanks for the gold fellow redditors

Watch out, Spyro! That guy's too big to charge! Better press O to use your flame attack on him!

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superhuman power ranking debates are so fucking stupid

oh yeah yeah

MUH 6 GORILLION FUTURES

Must be pretty dumb to be using an American invention right now right? I’ll let you think about any of the few you’re using right now.

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Yeah ok but what if my opinion on the subjects kicks your opinion in the teeth?

>doomfist

that'd actually be pretty neat to watch

hmm

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Dante, he'll maintain SSS

my opinion is that all opinions on the matter are moot and retarded
you will have a hard time debating this

1/4th

sauce on game?

No it doesn't, the stones can't create something from nothing.

Retard

Thanos can stop time and can move infinitely faster than Goku. Stop letting the MCU affect your perception of the character

Ok capeshit fans, answer me this.

Why have all this buildup over years and a cliffhanger semifinale, just so that everyone can be wished back in the next movie a year later? Isn't this shit all in phases? Why not have like a 3-5 year period of movies in a new phase to build up less focused parts of the cast or explore concepts of a universe literally culled in half?

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Cause actors aint getting any younger

Marvel Gods from Earth are really weak, though. They're basically just superhuman with some wonky abilities tacked on.

How would you have it play out?
I ask this to everyone in this thread, post highlights from your fight.

>thanos
>being a threat to a Saiyan
lmao

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I think if you end with such a cliff hanger, the audience is generally expecting an immediate followup, because the good guy always has to win. It's really the only way the ending is even acceptable

>If her boring ass becomes the face of the franchise, I'm out

Good, one less faggot crybaby to stink up the fanbase.

The only real way to beat Thanos (at least in the comics) is to convince him that the fight is not worth the effort. He pretty much lets them win every time he gets beaten because existence becomes pointless with such unlimited power

lel

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What game is that?

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No character can straight up take on Thanos with the infinity gauntlet, unless they were cunning and tricked him to disable himself. Any "THIS GUY IS REALLY STRONG" instantly loses because the gauntlet with all stones is basically God. Only a cunning and smart character would have a chance. Just some "I AM SO STRONG" fuck would get annihilated

>Joker
Thanos will never even realize he was defeated, taken, that Phantom Thieves find the keywords for his Palace, and he definitely has one.

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>Warrior of Light
Eh, I think I'll be fine. Echo literally makes it impossible for the Warrior of Light to lose.

Meanwhile if you come to America from another country they generally force you into an adult highschool course if you want to use your countries diploma, because they consider your countries course work too easy.

very fucked

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wouldn't the mind stone allow thanos to perceive the will of the character, making a deceptive trick impossible?
you don't just call someone god lightly. clearly he's fallible, as he gets stabbed in the chest by thor

This. I'm all for Goku is OP but the gauntlet gives you the powers of God himself. If Goku can beat Thanos then he should also be able to beat Xeno.

>as he gets stabbed in the chest by thor
Which was completely pointless since Thanos has the ability to erase Asgard from history itself. He could literally erase all existance.

Completely opposite depending on what country we're talking about
Japanese, Korean, Scandinavian high school is like an American 2 year college education (really just lacking specialization from a 4 year degree)

>build up less focused parts of the cast
Except maybe for Black Widow / Hawkeye / Scarlet Witch everybody has had about at least 2 movies dedicated to them. The actual effects of the whole "balanced Earth" will probably be looked at in Endgame. The universe really doesn't matter all that much since Earth in this case is likely representative of all other planets and solar systems in the universe. I get what you're saying but it's not like Marvel movies were ever about the universe. Guardians of the Galaxy / Thor really expanded the world but aside from that it was mostly just based on Earth. And even Guardians was a character-centric movie and not dedicated to world building. You saw some wacky alien stuff but like I said, it'll probably be the same anywhere in the universe. "Holy shit my family just died, our government is dead" etc.
The only reason afaik why it wasn't one movie is because people don't wanna watch a five hour movie and at this point doing a 2-part final movie is something people actually like because of how much focus the cast has gotten over the years.

I don't think the movie canon is that busted. Else the power stone would have killed everyone he ever attacked with it ever, the time stone wouldn't actually cause physical strain to Thanos etc.
Nerfing the gauntlet for the movies is fine if you ask me. Time stone is limited to minor rewinds and stopping time isn't possible yet either as far as we know.

Fucking based

>Abilities all on GCD
Oh no.

>thanos snaps
>spy uses dead ringer
>spy backstabs thanos

I think I’m fine.

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>American Education

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Baba is You
Infinity Gauntlet is NOT Win
Baba is Win

easy peasy

>Rhino Prime with Rivened Gram Prime, Tiberon Prime and Catchmoon/Haymaker/Splat

He doesn't have armor, he's toast.