>dad starts talking about videogames
>dad starts talking about divorcing mom
Don't worry kid, one day you'll be him.
But he always talks about some deer hunting simulator.
>dad makes a thread on Yea Forums to bait kids so he can understand his son
>dad starts talking
My dad flips me shit about playing too much games and then I introduced him to Fallout 3 and he put like 400 hours into it. He's a salty old fisherman so it looked funny as fuck with his massive hands holding a controller and him sitting in front of a screen.
>tfw haven't seen my dad in over a decade
Better than having a dad not talking to you for 23 years.
You stop right there Skinner, my dad introduced me to vidya before I could read, I had Sesame Street 123 featuring Astro Grover
A good portion of Yea Forums owes it to their dad for him buying us our first console or taking us to the one bar with arcade games so at least we had fun while he drank his beer and watched the game.
Deer hunting games were miles ahead of 'realistic' military FPS shit during their prime.
>parents start asking why you're single and if you're gay
>dad starts talking about THAT night
yes and i will never forgive him for doing that.
look how i fucking end dad, LOOK AT IT!
>Hear dad's voice
>He passed away years ago
zoomer
>Dad starts talking about anything
"Jesus Christ! How the fuck did you get out of your casket"
>tfw dadlet since 6
feels good bros
>parents ask me how i'm doing in college
i am two years behind and they think i'm graduating this year
>I don't care if it's online, user, pause it right now
>dad has never seen me with a girl
>starts having the “it’s okay to be gay” talk with me
>mom starts shittalking dad even though divorce was her fault
>not joining in the conversation because having a gamer dad is awesome
I wish I had a dad
Grab his bulge and ask "is this really okay daddi"
Same bros... it’s a hard life
>tfw later in life my dad got big into games
>tfw when we would talk about upcoming games
>tfw RDR2 was his most wanted game
>tfw he died two days before it launched
>dad and uncle start talking about playing Dune and Doom
>set up gaming PC for grandpa so he can play his FPS’
>Tfw I live next to my parents and my dad calls me over on his off days to play call of duty on split screen
He was so mad when the last one didn't have a story he wrote an angry email to whoever he could get a hold of
>Our best memories are of hunting and playing CTR when I was a kid
I love my dad
>it's okay to be an incel
>brother already had a kid
>pressure is off me entirely
>now we just pal around talking about BBQ and superheroes
>dad finds "that"
My dad taught me how to use a computer through playing Doom
>user, i think your mic is muted
>tfw mum and dad are fighting again
Nooooo
What the fuck is up with these kinds of pics?
What are they supposed to mean?
That sucks kid. Did he die knowing you were a sad frog poster?
>last Christmas
>'user, will you finally get gf? Just ask some out it is that easy'
>'yeah i really like this girl, planning to ask her out'
>immediately rejected again
Boys can be cute girls too.
>I’m the only one in my immediate family that got out in four
The fuck are you even doing there, just a couple victory laps for fun?
don't you dare talk shit about Deer Hunter zoomer
Why dont you call him?
what are some dadcore games?
Not anymore?
I wasn’t ready for these feels today
>kid
I’m 35
>sadfrog poster
He thought the world of me and told me to never settle. Since his passing I’ve doubled my salary and have so many opportunities because I wanted to make him proud. I rarely if ever frogpost
Death, despair, panic and autism all taking a car trip together.
You sound like an ok person outside the frogposting. RIP user dad.
Ultima IV
>mfw this whole thread so far
Who's autism?
Jokes on you OP, my dad's dead
no i have to drop a course or two every semester. i'm in computer engineering, i should drop down to cs but my parents want me to stay in engineering when i tried telling them. i've never done an internship yet too.
3D Pinball Space Cadet and Solitaire
hey anons raised by single moms!
the next time you're fapping to a trap, quietly moan "daddy". You will cum absolute buckets.
I apologize for frogposting. I really should have found a better pic and I should delete the frogfolder
>tfw it's been 17 yearss
Fuck that piece of shit.
Putting up with mom
Extra year is ok, but do try to find an internship, actual experience goes a long way.
>dad died years ago
>having a dad who brought you into the gaming world back in the 90's
>playing on LAN and later online together and totally annihilate everyone
I have a lot of negative things about my father, but he liked the same games I do and had a blast
This post confirms some of my prejudices yet i feel no joy
>dad starts talking about how he impregnated your mother
>son starts talking about video games
i need to maybe next summer, i always take 5 hard courses. drop down to four and then tell myself i'll work harder. then just do the bare minimum and play vidya and watch anime all day.
You have to understand all the references from different boards and meme people
>tfw my dad's a pretty cool dude and I want to hang out with him but we share no interests or hobbies
Please rec me some games, movies or shows to spend time with my dad.
Don’t do this, incest is icky.
Watch hentai with him.
No that’s how you end up sucking your dad’s dick in a skirt
Good thing he dodged that fucking boring shitshow of a game.
>tfw my dad phoned me once to tell me about a camping spot he found playing Battlefield 3 hardcore and how he went on a 40 killstreak in it
>brother starts talking to me about how much he hates his wife and how he cheated on her
>right before christmas dinner at his house
I didn't know how to respond so I watched my nephew play fortnite on his phone for 5 hours then drove home and jacked off to touhou porn.
dad asks why you don't have a gf yet
I play Dragon Quest XI with my mom it’s pretty wholesome. Try that
No, that's how you bond with your dada. It's how you end up with a gf too.
>not fucking your sister in law.
>mom is clearly still in love with dad
kek
>Grandmother asks if you have a girlfriend already
>dads bitchy girlfriend who you hate asks if you've got a girlfriend "or a boyfriend"
>dad calls me a "gamer"
>"I don't really like being called that, it's a dumb term"
>"well what should I call you then?"
I never felt so befuddled by him.
rape her user
>"or a boyfriend"
WHY DO YOU WANT TO MEDDLE WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S SEXUALITY SO MUCH???
he dumped her and I eventually got a girlfriend somehow so the last laugh is mine
no.. not "that"! every time you use that you decrease your life by 50%!
tell him to leave her dude
being cheated on is worse than no gf
at least with no gf you can't get any worse. having a whore gf gives a rug to be swept out from under you
>Be an autistic late 20s virgin with dwarfism
>Only other sibling is gay
>Mom breaks down crying one night about how she'll never be a grandma
It’s easier for your parents to accept that you’re gay then that you’re just a loser who can’t get a girl
Ludo Connoisseur
>dwarfism
How short are you user?
dwarfs can have normal sized babies I thought
you got this user, it'll be someones fetish
4'6"
>Dad plays games since before you were born
>Vague memories of trying to play AoE 2 in kindergarten
>He's playing Stalker as I write this
Damn, your dad has better taste then 90% of Yea Forums.
fuck that bitch
He mostly plays Civ, Panzer General clones and random shit from GOG, it's nice.
My dad's taste in vidya is the same as this guy so it's alright
>dad sends you links to articles about games that you might like
>sometimes there's some genuinely good shit in there
I'd be the kinda dad who talks all the time about dino hunting simulators.
>so I spawned and behold I see not one but TWO damn T-Rexes right in front of, the odds of that.
>aaah the days of playing Carnivores II on my Win98 rig.
Lucky. I've got my shit kicked in daily until his liver gave up.
>Mom breaks down crying one night about how she'll never be a grandma
I don't understand how not getting grandchildren is something to cry about. Maybe I am autistic after all.
>dad died years ago
>dad starts talking
>Dad take too much loans and fucks us over financially so he starts to drink everyday while assaulting Mom so I beat up drunk Dad every other day out of anger and throw Dad out of the house once the divorce is done
I hate those
>Be 10 playing Pokemon Stadium on N64
>Dad walks in
>"You fucking faggot whats this gayass dancing animal shit! This is what you're doing instead of watching me work on the car! No wonder you're always sucking on straws!
>Proceed to get belted for 5 minutes
I haven't played a Pokemon game since
why didnt you kill your dad?
>dad with the help of his friend singly handily innovated PC gaming with his company
>used to tell me of the days where he would pull all nighters playing quake mods with his friends
>tells me he spent the entire day trying to kill the final boss in half life
>skip to present day and he is retired
>only plays world of tanks
>can't get him to play any other game
What are your Dad's favorite video games, Yea Forums?
My Dad loves Katamari and Mech Mercenaries
He used to play a ton Dungeons & Dragons Online until they "changed it to be more like WoW" in his own words
I'm fine with that. The only games my dad has ever played are ps1 Mortal Kombat and Vice City.
It blows his mind when I show him new games.
Based dad preventing his son from playing shitty games and becoming a faggot
>Dad starts blaming all my flaws as a human being on video games
How do counter this rhetoric? It's starting to get annoying, I hardly even play as it is anymore.
>that kid who did a college presentation on video games
Sacrifice. In so far as he loved watching me play it.
>dad stopping caring about games almost completely after sega left the console market
>shademan.jpg
>dad asks about my "video game daddies" folder I thought I kept well hidden in my computer
It’s a female thing. The same reason they obsess over getting married at a young age or having a dream weddings
>hold on... just gotta finish this World of Tanks match
You're dumb as hell not realizing how important lineage is to most people.
>Dad doesn't say anything because he knows you already found his folder
twf Father drunk himself to death when I was 10.
LOL
Beat him in a boxing match.
I did about 4 years ago with my dad and he's never given me shit since because he knows I could just kick his ass, and that, above all else, will teach them what's up
i can't shake the feeling that i've failed my parents by being a romantic failure
I can understand children but why grandkids?
can you read?The brother cheated
Explain it to me then, because I sure as hell don't give a shit about what will happen to my last name once I become worm food.
>dad starts freaking out because ISP sent warning about a torrent
>his folder
???
What 3rd world country do you live in
>son you should get in on this "Clash of Clans" game with me and my work buddies. It's a blast!
Your Dad wacks off too, user.
>dad finds the traps folder
You and your brother could both adopt.
>mfw dad told me about Dragon's Dogma because it showed up on his work browser homepage
holy shit old man, you're pretty savvy
>Dad takes up my PS4 memory with FIFA and some cricket game
Imagine how many fetishes have been made due to GoT. Of course you still need a personality but it's better than 10 years ago
My Dad's still a powerhouse that can dunk on 99% of /fit/, not my best solution atm.
Did any anons ever get their dad to help them in vidya?
>hates: divorces
>Dad talking about my virginity
>I'm a closet Faggot
J-Jokes on him am i right?
>sister finds your cunny folder and tells it dad
my dad always kicked my ass at pacman.
Your dad knows you’re a virgin? Why
>17th birthday
>After mothers goes to bed, dad pulls me to the side and gives me a speech about growing up
>Gives me a box of condoms, pats me on the back, says "Go get 'em"
>Been sitting in my nightstand drawer for 5 years now, untouched
>18th birthday he realized his mistake and just gave me 200 bucks
He had so much faith in me, I can't help but feel I let him down
>mom cheats on dad and still wins the divorce
>dad dies
mom wonders why I hate her
I never had a social life desu
Holy shit did your dad off himself?
>Go get 'em
This is naive but so endearingly boomer
F
man must be rough
Pokemon Yellow pretty much taught me how to read because my parents wouldn't help me read any video game stuff. Actually super grateful that they let me experience that challenge.
Holy fuck same but with Pokemon Sliver.
>Tfw never ever experience encountering red Gyarados the same again
Just be confident user!
>have a dad who is considering going bi
>asks me for advice since I'm openly a slut
>mentioned the only gay experience he's had was with a cousin when he was young
>ask him if it would be alright to personally show him
>fast forward 3 years later and my dad has me between his legs while he plays modded skyrim and shitposts on vg and b
If you ever checked your ISP provided email you'll probably find a ton of DMCA notices in there. They don't send that shit to your gmail.
>dad borrowed a NES from friends
>playing Super Mario Bros got me into gaming
>used to play racing games like Screamer and Grand Prix 2 on our first PC
>now he thinks games are a waste of time and we don't have anything in common
you have children because it's some part of your natural instinct to carry on your legacy. if you know your children aren't going to have children then you might as well have not had them
>it's another family still asks why don't you have a girlfriend episode
but really don't they look at me and realize why I'm still virgin? I can only be offend by that question, almost like they are mocking me.
Skyrim?
According to every grandparent I've ever met the reason for having kids is to have grandkids.
They are mocking you. Your loser/faggot status makes them uncomfortable around you and they wish you'd just get a ugly whale of a gf just so they can pretend your normal and get you off their radar.
my dad actually gifted us a cd with a hunting kind of game it didn't just had deers but some other weird looking beasts that you could kill.at first we hated it but we eventually started having fun since there was nothing else.
Whats so bad about that ? Having a dad that plays video game is cool.
Mine is bad at video games and like ubi crap games. But he also like the Myst series and UT2004 so i guess it balaces things out.
I mean, I'm my dad's girlfriend(m)
They aren’t used to being around ‘weird’ people who don’t have girlfriends
>Dad's playing World of Tanks on his gaming laptop again
>ask dad to get through an early cave in pokemon crystal for me
>get my gbc back with an onix named Supersnake
>everyone you know asks if you are gay at least once
Dad talking about Baldur's Gate and Civ 3 is nice. Dad talking about Fortnite, significantly less so.
>brother is significantly older than me and also doesn't have a gf so everyone always asks him why he doesn't have one instead of me
My dad is always playing some kind of turn based strategy. Civ V is probably his favorite. He used to play RTS as well but he's not as quick as he used to be so he kind of gave them up.
I remember my dad, brother and I playing starcraft, warcraft 3, and age of empires 2 together. Those were better days.
>Dad sends me info on Shadowbringers expansion out of fucking nowhere
>says to ignore that as it was for one of his friends
>mfw my dad has been playing XIV all this time and even manages his own FC
>End up starting over on his server and play with him almost nightly
Playing games with your father is a moment I hope all of you get to experience
>tfw dad is a hoarder so I try to avoid going to his house
Fuck his brain is mush from years of drug abuse, I miss you Dad
>mom decided to drop everything and "live her best life" as a travel blogger
>Dad sells the house after the divorce and moves into a small apartment in the city
>Always bring pizza over and watch old movies at his place
>He buys me a XB1X out of the blue and said he had a ton of money set aside from the marriage
>Spend a boatload of time at his place playing Tekken 7 and MKX
>tfw my dad is my best friend
>hey son why don't you have a girlfriend
>hey son when are you going to get me grandkids
>hey son when are you going to move out of that apartment and buy a house
>Mom cheats on Dad multiple times while he's in the army
>Mom wins custody
>Mom ends up as a drug addict single mother who fucks random strangers and brings them into her house while Dad ends up getting rich
games for this feel?
Which company? Looking Glass Studios?
>dad gets a smartphone with his new job
>don't really know how to use it, but look at BDSM hentai on it when he is asleep
>completely forgot to close the tabs before I put it away
There is no way he did not see it. I wonder what he thought about that.
My dad was a huge nerd. Seriously into electronics and ham radio. I remember the first home console we got was some pong machine where you taped overlays to your tv screen for graphics. We would spend mights playing elite on the c64. When i grew up to be a dad myself i had three girls then the wife cut me off. My daughters did not give the slightest of shits about technology past iphones so they could instagram. They make fun of me for playing video games and as teenagers saw me as a huge embarassment.
>eldest brother cant control his dingdong and had many kids with different woman and failed marriages
>parents are ok with me being single at 25 and mom says "dont have kids"
feels good man
Used to play the shit out of Soul Calibur with him, he always went Cervantes or Seung Mina
>dad died when I just turned 8 a few days before
>last gift to me was DK64
>can't play DK64 without being sad
My legacy will be my own to pass down to my children.
I'd really love for my dad to play even some video games. Guy is 70 though and never played them before. Doubt the old dog is gonna learn any new tricks
>me and dad start shit talking mom
Feels good to be on the right side of history, mang
>Mom talks about a new of one cripple dude that use solely videogames to get friends and how they all honored his memory after he died
>She clearly wants me to comment that my case is similar, that I am not a friendless aspie, but have a huge network of vidya games friends
>"Yeah, but mom, those are multiplayer games. I play single player games because I only pirate them"
>MFW she looks clearly dissapointed
>dad starts talking about X
>remember I actually don't know him
>tell dad I played mass effect for the first time in years
>"you fucked the blue girl, right son?"
>you know it dad
>"proud of you, son"
>dad never comes back home
>dad gives up smoking
>uses the money he saved from cigarettes to hit the drink twice as hard
>went from only drinking at the bar at night to being drunk before noon most days
>later went back smoking
>but still drinks just as heavily
>Those tastes
I bet your mother left your dad and that you are a kissless wizard
>implying Liara isn't the objectively best girl throughout the entire story as a whole
Deus Ex
Might and Magic
Crusader Kings
Duke Nukem
Star Wars battlefront 2005
Newgrounds flash games that are as old as if not older than their children
That's rough, buddy. F
>Proceed to defend his shitty waifu instead of defending himself or his dad
I guess I was right
My parents got divorced because he played too much FFVII in the 90s, but me? I'm a married zoomer who fucks his wife every day and night. Not only that, but I sleep with her in one arm and my xenomorph bodypillow in the other. Sorry you cant be a xenophile Chad like me, fag.
>thinking im the same user (you) first replied to
There is a girl who would approve and deal with this lifestyle
I bet your wife's previous home was a freak show circus
That wasnt me, mr This was. Besides, who else would I go for? Ashley? Only reason she lived was because I couldnt leave her and Kaidan both on Vermire.
>projecting this hard
Lol, nah. My wife grew up in a conservative household, very normal. No, you're just an insecure fag. How old are you? Late 20s? Early 30s? Sad that a zoomer gets more pussy than you? Pathetic.
I seriously dont care. Post pic of your moster IRL wife. Im curious about her appearance
>P-projecting
Whatever. Your wife is still ugly and I bet she was used good when you met her
based
>dad and I used to play vidya together all the time when I was a kid, starting on his Playstation with Abe's Exodus and eventually the R&C PS2 trilogy
>nowadays he goes on like a vidya-hating boomer around me, as if to try and push me in a better direction
I get where he's coming from if that's the case, but I do miss when we could shoot the shit and try to get through a tough level together. We're pretty distanced these days and we have no other real common ground besides hardware.
This coming from the fucking namefag
Nah, you dont deserve it. I will tell you though, she lost her virginity to me. At least I have sex, unlike you.
>in a similar scenario but the pressure isn't off since we have different dads
nah, stroke short after
>"S-she was a virgin"
I guess she was unfuckable for anybody with standars (Even if that is true)
Also
>No pic
I LMAOing @ ur life.
Grandkids are great because you get the benefit of kids while not having to deal with the negatives.
Cope harder fag. I'm gonna go cum inside my wife and secure a future for the white race and white children.
Don't feel so bad. They failed you by feeding you garbage that fucked up your hormonal balance and by letting the electric jew and the public school system raise you for them.
>The future of white people are the sons of an autist and a landwhale
Im glad I'm a spic in the middle of the Venezuelan crisis. I fucked god tier asses for some lunch.
>dad died without seeing me with a girl, any girl
>not even a platonic classmate
>I was 25 when he died
>his last thoughts were probably wondering if his son is gay
>he was a religious man so he was probably was praying to god to forgive me for being gay, praying for me not to be gay, or accepting me being gay and accepting his unconditional fatherly love for his gay son
>I'm not gay
You play Teraurge yet?
>Dad is your weed man
Is there anything more kino in life than passing a joint with your old man and talking about life and shit?
>dad died when I was two
>few years later she gets a boyfriend but she hit her a bunch so she left him
>few years later after that she gets swept off feet by some slick salesman type for some corporation
>he was a shit parental figure but he had money and he boned my mom like it was going out of style
>turned out he was a multiple divorcee and has been doing this shit for years I've even gotten to know multiple step siblings from his exs
>when the company he worked for went bankrupt in the late 90s he struggled during the internet boom working from home. it got so bad that mom was making more than him and he took it out on me since she wouldn't dare hurt his reliable cocksleeve
>start telling mom about the physical abuse and she struggled to find a way to leave but i think she was still addicted to cock
>eventually we left, he met a nice guy and they've been peacefully together for my entire adulthood so far
>new dad in law is chill but he has no real attachment to me as a son and thus treats me with respect but not much else
forget where i was going with this but i guess my father figures were either nonexistant or shit
What are some Dadcore games that you played with your pops, Yea Forums?
I wish. My dad will smoke a joint if he thinks nobody is going to notice. He's so fake that he would never drop the act.
Going to a church picnic social and being the father-son grillmaster-team beats it by a mile
>grandfather friended me on facebook
>deathly afraid to confront him even though i have no reason to be
>Mom and sister are annoying radical feminist
>Dad acts all progressive and feminist when they are around
>Starts talking about how all women are consumists whores when we are all alone
F
>Grandfather died before i was born
>He starts playing vidya with me
Except if the parents "can't" deal with their kids, so now the grandparents have to take care of them.
God damn it, sis. Why did it have to be 2 kids in less than a year apart
>my dad came from a sperm bank
>tfw I'll never know who my father is
Are you making it, user?
>dad got me when he was 27
>I'm 32 and have never even kissed a girl
>sometimes fantasize about having my own wife and kids
>imagine spending sunday afternoons with my boys, playing video games together
>we would play whatever current games kids play and I could also show them my childhood favorites which I think even younger games would enjoy such as original Doom
>suddenly snap out of it and realize I'm still 32 and last time I talked to a girl was in elementary school
What weak-ass genes do you have to produce three daughters?
>The only non-atari/arcade game my dad ever got into is Metroid Prime 3
>Too busy to play anything now
I hate that he works so much
>dad never was there for you ;_;
>Dad is a pierce of shit
>Might be cheating on mom
>Mom is sick and she needs him
>Always rags on me and my brothers for our hobbies
>He rags even when we take him out to have a good time
Fucking old boomer beaner. I wish he would lighten the fuck up Jesus
>mom divorces dad
>goes to court
>bunch of adults ask 10 year old me who i want to live with
>say ''dad''
>get thrown out of my father's house and put in a shitty 2 room appartment with my mom
>government takes 15k out of my father's account for no reason
>goes to court
>gets his 15k back
>cost him 15k in court fees
>-10k bank balance
>father was the typical boomer gamer
>mother was the ''videogames are bad''
Still surprised my father didn't off himself, when they divorced my father was working 70 hour weeks so the court just assumed he worked 70 hour all year every year and had to pay a shit ton of child support which my mother spent by going to bars and buying clothes for herself.
Fun times.
>dad give me the "are you straight?" spiel
>act aloof about it and joke it off
>months later I find out that anything I've been saving on the computer got backup saved on my dads external hard drive with me noticing
>I save a lot of anime tiddies and the occasional real life woman
>come home from work when mom isn't there and he confronts me like a family member died
>"user was it you that saved all those nudie cartoons?"
>PASTA SPILLAGE OVERLOAD REACHING CRITICAL MASS
>"y-y-yes?"
>"oh thank god I thought it was a virus or something"
>"just don't go crazy with those son and find yourself a girlfriend at your own pace, most girls would be lucky to have a rack like that"
Doom and wolfenstein, its comfy talking to my dad about the custom wad community
>dad only ever talks about how much of a failure you are, no matter the subject of the conversation is he shifts the focus to your failures.
>dad shittalks mom
>I believe him
>visit every weekend even though i hate it
>find out years later he had an affair and then decided he wanted to leave my mom
thanks dad
>Dad talks about his progress in PGA Tour, Wii Sports and Tomb Raider
He hasn't played it for a while, but when he was slowly going through AOD, Legend, Anniversary and Underworld he could talk for ages about the experience. He was able to unironically enjoy PS2 Angel of Darkness, which just goes to show his power level.
>Be white
>Be not poor
>Parents don't get divorced because they're white and not poor
Sucks to be you faggots.
Kek
You'll learn all about it when you take biology in High School.
>my entire family talks shit about feminism
>especially the female part of the family
>they also hate niggers, sandniggers and jews
Lmao that just means you've got TWO parents disappointed in you.
>Dad looks like older DSP
>Mother was a manipulative whore
>Had divorced my dad before I was even 2
>Somehow managed to get a qualified doctor to say I was autistic during court.
>She won, changed my last name and bled my father dry
>Bled several other men dry, even told me one of em was my 'dad'.
>Didn't even meet my real dad until i was 10
>Eventually realize who my mother was after connecting all the dots, eventually even realize I've got a few screws loose due to her bullshit
>When I was 16 I finally decided 'fuck this' and went to live with my father after constant abuse by her current boyfriend,
Best choice I ever made, remember lads, fuck mothers
>In outer space for suicide by debris and radiation of planetary destruction
Patrician
Only choice left is what music to listen to
>for the first time in your life, dad talks about Viet Nam
>never mentions it again
for my dad, it was halo: CE on pc. bloodgulch snipers only. He'd play it for hours when I was a kid so he wouldn't have to put up with my mom's incessant bullshit. He was pretty good by the end of it
my stepdad is an open fucking racist towards black people but I think that might have to do with him spending 20 years in jail. To my knowledge he never got buttfucked (he had protection and money from the Israelis) also his current job has him deal with a lot of fucking stupid people.
Holy fuck everyone had a shitty childhood and or fucked up lives. No wonder we all ended up here desu
Based pirate
Those sound like shit grandparents
>parents divorced when I was pretty young but it was amicable and both of my parents agreed that I needed to spend time with both of them
>got an even split of interaction with my mom and dad and had a genuinely great childhood which involved travel and living in some pretty interesting situations that broadened my worldview
>even though both of my parents are fucking weirdos, they still loved and supported me and do so to this day
I really can't blame the state of myself on them.
One time my father drove by my mother's home and saw me playing outside, we started talking and my mother just ran outside and started screaming at him that it wasn't his ''turn'' to see me.
And she still wonders why i don't go to visit her.
Oh fuck I just read my own post
>dad is a deadbeat fuck
>dad cheats on mom his whole fucking life until they divorce
>mom continues to help him with money and even gets him a job
>somehow dad still manages to be broke
>mom gets mad whenever i shittalk him in front of her
>treats me in almost every possible way she should treat him
I had a pretty good family life, but I never had any friends in school and continue to be a friendless loser in adulthood
>Constantly trying to convince mom to divorce dad
>hey son why are these cartoon horses your niece watches on your computer
>are you gay son
I wish one of my parents was a junkie or beat me or something instead of just my dad being generally bizarre and emotionally abusive throughout my teenage-hood and completely fucking up my self esteem before hightailing it out of the country
>Having a dad
>dad starts talking about how we've never been to the moon and that any evidence to the contrary is CIA propaganda
“most girls would be lucky to have a rack like that"
Your dad is based
My dad once spent an entire day playing super Godzilla so that when I got home from school I could see the ending of the game because the game was too hard for me and I'd get really mad because I wanted to see the end
>dad was greedy
>was never around
>when he was, he was manipulative and abusive
>cheats on my mom
>bitch he cheated with was just like him
>marries the bitch soon after the divorce
>pulled everything out of my sister's and my college funds for himself before we turned 18
>stole shitloads of stuff from my mom, my sister and I, including shit that's been passed down on my mom's side for several generations
>wondered why I hated him when I told him off shortly before I turned 18
>haven't seen or heard from him since
>my mom sister and I moved away when my sis and I turned 18
>don't even know where he is now
If I ever see that bastard again, I'm gunna beat the shit out of him. For those of you with a good dad, be thankful he didn't turn out like mine.
>parents are still happy together
>they don't bother me about getting a gf
>he's a teacher and me + brother go to nearby college so we do shit most weekends
>tfw everyone talking about their terrible childhoods
>mom is manipulative, and says awful things to me
>"you're useless" "never do anything right" "waste of space"
>dad is pretty cool, but a huge boomer
>watches sportball and listens to dadrock, I was never that into either
>I am not mechanically inclined, so we never really had anything in common
>I am a max autismo, so for the first years of elementary school I corrected all the other kids when they said shit wrong, or fucked up on assignments
>sister hated dealing with my autist shit, I couldn't understand sarcasm for years
T. SugardDaddy Origins
What is it with dads playing World of Tanks? WWII game and it's a timesink?
This is the story of the world fampai. Miserable people having miserable children because its what everyone else is doing. Unless you are lucky enough to be born into a family with some self control, your life has a very good chance of being as if not more miserable than the last cycle. If you manage to build some wealth to pass on, it will likely be squandered within a generation. Since your genes are derived from the common stock your children will not poses the natural strength of will to resist consume their children's future. Your children will resent being "Nouveau riche" since they still wont qualify to swim with the sharks.
>Dad wants to seed and feed me
Just don't be a nigger and look after your future son
I love my dad, but sometimes I wish he was like you. Or maybe I should wish that I cared about cars enough to be a mechanic like him. not like people take a chick mechanic seriously though
no idea. He still uses team speak and plays with all of his buddies. He's pretty decent at the game too from the times ive seen him play.
No it wasn't a developer. The company was consider great until he sold it in the late 2000's. His product is now used by casuals or people who want to get into PC gaming but don't know how
>>I am a max autismo, so for the first years of elementary school I corrected all the other kids when they said shit wrong, or fucked up on assignments
I was the same way. Still kind of am just not in the well ackchewally kind of way. My coworkers still treat me like I'm a wiseass when in reality I'm just pointing out stuff without beign a snitch. I just everyone to do better why do people give me shit for it i don't act condescending or belittling to those i correct.
I feel it. My old man was the same. Insecure, petty, vindictive, and emotionally manipulative like a woman. It completely undermined my self esteem. He's good at maintaining his image to the world but I know what a spineless rat he is. The worst part is the lingering feeling like I should be grateful for him raising me but I know all he did was fuck my life over in the lamest and most self centered way possible. Its a lukewarm impotent kind of shame/rage that would have been easier to deal with if he just hit me.
Original Doom
Reading comprehension, his brother was the one doing the cheating
People do not like to see when they mess up, even if you are trying to help them.
>dad hasn't spoken to you except to insult you in over 10 years
My dad liked surfing games but I always rebelled by playing skateboarding games