What race do you play in elder scrolls and why is it Argonian?

>why is it Argonian?
Because they are the under dogs finally fighting back
Argonians created a deadly flu that wiped out every non-Argonian in Black Marsh; as these races wen't extinct they colonized and solidified their position; renaming the Black Marsh to Argonia.
They weathered the Oblivion crisis and even invaded hell itself.
They created an extremist nationalist government called the Ax-Xileel (who also invaded Oblivion) who lead the Invasion of Morrowind.
They conquered Southern Morrowind ethnically cleansing all Dark Elf Shits; as they proceed to colonize Southern Morrowind.

the Argonians under the An-Xileel are independent from foreign influences and the Hist (For they wen't against their wishes by invading House Dres; proving that the Argonians are self ruling, not having to rely on gods such as the Dunmer Shits). Argonia pulled out of the Empire first; before the High Elves did, their ex-slave armies use nothing but their unbridled rage and their own hands to wipe out well trained, armed, experienced Dark Elven Armies; all they could do was stem the tide and re-take the sacked & burnt capital; the Dark Elves could not retake their own land in their own homeland

They are based, getting revenge on all who've wronged them; whilst truely staning on their own feet. Not like the Imperials with their endless ape legions, or the Khajit who suck on altmer teats, or the Dark Elves who had 3 literal gods propping up their misbegotten race.

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naked lizard toes

The Elder Scrolls series is dead! Bethesda will continue to run it further into the ground with their refusal to create something from the ground up. Beyond that, the lore they choose to embrace is the shittiest, most simplified bottom-tier mythology present in the game. They will never ever embrace the juicier bits of the world that make it so great, they'll just make a clunky awkward game with an incredibly simplified version of a region's lore. Get ready for every race to be the HoonDing, or get ready for every race to participate in the Wild Hunt. Bethesda really doesn't give a shit.

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at least we can appreciate what we did get

and they're tops out at drink an unusual amount of unfiltered water gottem

They've always rewritten the world to suit their inability to make a game. Cyrodiil was supposed to be a fucking jungle. As it is they're writing that the giant migrating trees of valenwood have abruptly rooted themselves. You just know they're going to stay that way if there's a valenwood game, because there's no way the shitty programmers at Bethesda could make giant walking tree cities work on their garbage antiquated engine. They won't bother figuring out why, either. They'll just leave it nebulous and some autist on a lore forum will stretch it out and make a bunch of stupid connections to other shit that Bethesda refuses to make canon.

>able to nuke entire continents out of existence by splitting atoms with magic soul lightsabers

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>I can breath underwater? Wooooooaaaaaaaaah!
And then I found the first lake I could find and dove in. I hope ES VI has coral reefs and shit.

Nord.
Argonians are bros though.
Beat the shit out of Daedra,Khajit, and Dungmer.
Nearly as based as the Nords.

I thought the Ax-Shitheel formed after the Oblivion crisis.