Why is his name "Donkey", he's a fucking gorilla

Why is his name "Donkey", he's a fucking gorilla

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Because he's hung like a donkey

Cuz he’s good friends with Shrek.

Because he's commonly seen fucking donkeys on a regular basis, thus earning the nickname "Donkey Kong".

God I fuckinh that this thing so much
Also his head looks like a literal shit
But I never noticed that
Whoever named his is fucking retarded

his name is actually Don Quiquon

Because he a stupid and stubborn like a donkey.

he donks mario on the head

It's his pet name
for when he's in bed with someone

it's because he hits like a bucking donkey

Why do you hate the Dong so much

It's a reference to Dunkey

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Because I actually do
Look at it

Miyamoto named him and his modern design was made by Rare.

because it sounds better than "gorilla kong"

Gorilla only have 2 inch dicks look it up

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>his
>he's

>Soul and souless

My go to character in mario tennis and mario party. Until they fucking removed him as a playable character the assholes

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>virgin vs chad

He's stubborn.

Well it's a long story but basically he's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.

Mario is donkey kong's greatest enemy.

You don't see it often but his coconut gun can fire in spurts.

Does it, though

Donkey is male (male)

>Wtf why is your name Rose, you're a person not a flower.
He's called Donkey because he was named by a Japanese man with a limited grasp of English, who thought that 'donkey' would convey that he was stubborn and not that he was a little horse thing.

Donkey Kong is actually wordplay of Don Quixote. It works in japanese

Why is he wearing a tie? Does he have a job interview to go to?

Plumbers don't wear ties. And Donkey Kong fights a plumber. It's a sign of disrespect for Mario.

Not Donkey Kong. That's why they gave him that name.

HE

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*Soulless and soul

Actual reason: Shigeru miyamoto thought donkey meant stupid, so he meant to name him stupid kong. Obviously, he was wrong, so there you have it.

im ashamed none of you fags know this. look it up if you dont believe me.

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Please understand.

What fucking dictionary was Miyamoto using?

Miyamoto was good, Rare and the western shit all over the design

a British

>east coast niggers VS west coast niggers

Just looked it up on Oxford.
First result is the animal, second result is "Fool, halfwit".

If he shot my *^% would it hurt?

They gave him a 90s edge. You can tell by the eyes and the hair. His body language also changed a bit.

Donkey is british slang for idiot, uncommon but most people will understand what you mean. It's more used as an insult for looks rather than intelligence i'd say though.

High quality post.

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He’s stubborn like a mule

fucking limeys ruining everything

Rates is better. Clearly why they stuck with it.

Well they obviously can't go with "Jackass Kong"

HAS

>Soul vs Soul

Sorry lad, let me buy you a pint to make up for it. What's you ale, lager or cider of choice mate?

He's from across the pond so he can't take it since he's only 18. I'll take it in his stead.

>plumbers don't wear ties
Are you sure about that?

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It's even in the title.

NO

I bet you think his Jumpman looks good when compared to the superior Leslie design you stupid fuck

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Ya'll need to get educated on the Kong lore.

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Alright lad, what'll it be?

Don Quijote but replace jote with Kong.
Early Mario was based on Shigoro Miyamotos land lord who had a thing against big monsters like Godzilla (Bowser) and King Kong (DK) earning him the nickname Don Qui Kong as a play on words with the Spanish legend who fought against imaginary creatures.
So the Donkey Kong in the game is originally Mario but since he wasn't named that in any other game and fans identify him as Mario the name went to the barrel-tossing gorilla instead.

based.

DK is based and redpilled

I'll take a Sommersby apple cider.

With all the nostalgia wank in Odyssey I am surprised they didn't give Mario a Jumpman costume complete with a slight model change.

Not after what happened with DK 64 a couple months back.

Easy on the language, user.
This is a blue board.

WHY NOT?!!!

COCONUT

>Apple cider

My absolute lad, enjoy son. You a south west lad?

kill yourself cuck

I'm from across the eastern pond actually. Denmark.

Donkey is in reference to his penis size

I mean he's not entirely wrong is he? Donkey = jackass. I can see what he meant.

Monkey's aren't donkeys! Quit missing with my head!

GUN

Yes, because he's bigger,faster & stronger too.

How is that ape on the left a villain

Classic lad, what do you people drink in your area? Down in the south west we all drink cider but everywhere else in Britain drinks some shite beer or lager.

Donky kong = donky dong

Pilsners are the national drink here, but I've always has more of a sweet tooth.

C

Always been a fan of the sweeter drinks, could never stand bitter ones. Of course, that only opens you up to ridicule from northerners who only drink piss and swear by it. Not sure what the drinking culture is like in Denmark.

Sounds similar to your northern culture. I'm a smooch too, so I often end up buying beer when sweeter alternatives are too expensive. Not that I get out much ever since I got a job.

It does still mean that though

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obviously, everything Miyamoto does is perfect, he is the most influential man alive in the industry.

NINTENDO HIRE THESE MEN

I'm in the same boat as you and then I discovered stouts. The darker they get the more they taste like molasses mixed in coffee, it's great

Your tastebuds are crazy.

the title was a misdirection

his original name was konkey dong

NANI!?

G

t. Has never had a chocolate beer. It's dessert in a bottle

I have actually. I'd still much rather have a cider.

Heh heh heh

>Before and after losing virginity

Because he has A COCONUT GUN

Probably Oxford English or Merriam-Webster, you ass

Man, that is some aggressively ugly art. One on the right.

Ah well, we all gotta face the wagecuck life sooner or later unfortunately. Adds a bit of meaning to drinking though, something to look forward to.

COCONUT

>Adds a bit of meaning to drinking though, something to look forward to
I don't want to drink alone, and I moved away from city to get my job, so I can't be with my pals much more than once per month. At least if I also want to play video games.

He is called 'Donkey' because Miyamoto read an English to Japanese dictionary and found that the definition of Donkey was something akin to 'dumb and lazy'. He originally wanted to make a Popeye game and wanted Donkey Kong to be an analogue of Bluto. The Popeye game did eventually come out a year later.

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I heard he waned to make a game based on the Popeye Robin WIliams movie

>Why is his name "Chad", he's a fucking human

Do you know how stupid your argument is?

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That's a shame lad, hope you get to spend some quality time with your boys in the future.

He's a jackass.

When I'm with them these days it's for board games, which I'd rather do than drink anyway.
I can't make friends easily, but that much is obvious from my posting here.

Would DK be as popular/successful if his name was Stupid Kong?

He'd be more successful.

To make him legally distinct from King Kong.

The word "Kong" does not belong to anyone. Universal can fuck themselves.

Cause DK's a jack ass.

Stupid Kong!
You make me look bad

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GUN

King Kong is a nigger. Donkey Kong is a refined, upstanding African-American who cares for his family and community.

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That doesn't mean Ted Turner at the time didn't try.

May as well ask, how come re-designed Tiny Kong and frankly Candy Kong disappeared from the games? Even Crash Bandicoot at least kept Coco consistently in the series after abandoning Tawna.

No Donkey Kong is not a refined gentleman. Play Jungle Beat.

He was securing the hood i.e. his community from dangerous elements.

>jungle beat
>it's a dk pummels the fucking shit out of rogue-hog and uses his sheer core strength to bash his face in
Donkey Kong is viscous, someone stop that madman

The fruit kingdoms are not his territory.

They are now, bitch boy.

>t. Tranny

>implying one cuck's tranny Livestream affects the game's content

None
He just watched a lot of looney tunes

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K. D.
Konkey Dong!
K. D.
Konkey Dong is here!

No but the sheer amount of money raised for that cause and the associations with shit figures is a bad mark on DK's reputation.

If you're a dumbass Yea Forumsirgin, maybe

Smashtrannies made things worse.

An English one, you donkey brained man.

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No. Tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of other people will make the association as well.

Is he called Popeye, because he lost one of his eyes?

What are you even talking about?

All the people who were aware of the stream.

Because they're stupid as dogshit.

holy shit

Like how the KSG12 is forever associated with suicide now? You're retarded.

I don't what that is but it probably is.