Why is his name "Donkey", he's a fucking gorilla
Why is his name "Donkey", he's a fucking gorilla
Isaiah Watson
Austin Cook
Because he's hung like a donkey
Justin Butler
Cuz he’s good friends with Shrek.
Aiden Green
Because he's commonly seen fucking donkeys on a regular basis, thus earning the nickname "Donkey Kong".
Asher King
God I fuckinh that this thing so much
Also his head looks like a literal shit
But I never noticed that
Whoever named his is fucking retarded
Robert Hernandez
his name is actually Don Quiquon
Kevin Harris
Because he a stupid and stubborn like a donkey.
Zachary Lopez
he donks mario on the head
James Stewart
It's his pet name
for when he's in bed with someone
Jace Sanders
it's because he hits like a bucking donkey