Use your vidya knowledge to get the key and save the evil princess. But beware the greatest master...

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If he's blind, how can he notice me?

Very good hearing and sense of smell.

What if I took a shower and wear my quiet flying shoes?

WD-40 solves all problems in the glorious land of Upside Down Things aka Straya

Then he'll detect your aura?

What if I throw a bunch of Smash players into the room with a new Switch?

That's a tough one. Why would Smash players even agree to come with you into the room in the first place though?

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He's luring them in with a switch and smash bros. Much like a loli uses rock CDs and beer to lure innocent men into her van.