Use your vidya knowledge to get the key and save the evil princess. But beware the greatest master, for while he is blind, he is an unparalleled fighter who stands above the world.
Use your vidya knowledge to get the key and save the evil princess. But beware the greatest master...
Can you fuck the key?
It has a hole, yes.
Can we fuck the master?
How big are the evil princess's tits?
Just use a cheat engine
done
I don't get it.
I bunnyhop to him, and do a pixel-perfect side-dash through the geometry until I hit the loading point and skip to the credits.
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If he's blind, how can he notice me?
Very good hearing and sense of smell.
What if I took a shower and wear my quiet flying shoes?
WD-40 solves all problems in the glorious land of Upside Down Things aka Straya
Then he'll detect your aura?
What if I throw a bunch of Smash players into the room with a new Switch?
That's a tough one. Why would Smash players even agree to come with you into the room in the first place though?
He's luring them in with a switch and smash bros. Much like a loli uses rock CDs and beer to lure innocent men into her van.
Well okay. But let's say the master decides to just kill everyone in the room to solve his problem, what now when he gets rid of the smash players and you are the only one left?
Throw more Smash players at him, obviously.
The stench will fuck up his sense of smell since you now have unwashed fat sweaty corpses and if he doesn't break the switch then the sound of the game will distract him from you
But you've failed to account for aura detection, so this plan is faulty and you will eventually run out of smash players.
is the evil princess medusa
The autism aura will eventually overwhelm him. This, in addition to my ability to hide my own power level, will make me invisible to him.
Hmmmm... What about we rig up a computer playing running the next Nintendo Direct. You can get the key and save the Princess well before he's done killing them all.
Use a slingshot to fire a rock very far away, taking advantage of his hyper sensitive AI by distracting it, and free the princess who kills him for me
I'm so weak I'll just non-threatening walk past him and grab the key.
This could work, but you've another problem, actually keeping that evil princess under control after getting her out. That guy locked her in for a reason you know.
Master is key
Who would want to save an evil princess?
Lets continue this story!
Based and fagpilled
The answer is obvious
The only correct answer.
Gays not allowed.
Based
>save the evil princess
But why?
Evil princesses are the best
What if the evil princess's evil grows too great to contain?
Then you get to hitch a ride in her cleavage.
Part 2
Oh shit, this is getting interesting.
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