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i can understand why a lot of girls fall victim to sexual molestation at a young age. the pull of fresh and untainted pussy meat is a lot for a grown man to resist. every time i see my daughter walk by i fight back the urge to fuck her at gun point.

Smash

Ok buddy, I can tell youve never had a daughter before

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undertale or [any console exclusive franshise that is in reality just a glorified movie]

This. Although that might be my fault because I played Zero Mission first so I couldn't get used to the floaty physics of SM.

>on Yea Forums
Witcher 3
TF2
>irl
GoW 2018
Doom 2016

ive had your daughter

Smash, all it would take to fix it for me would be the option to switch movement to dpad instead of dumb fuck analog, like why dude

The older games at least had all the brutality and gory fun, but here I just don't get it

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Anything online, MMOs, battle royals, etc.

Metal Gear.

god of onions, TLOU, battle royal shit

Same. Writing is shit, story is shit, music is shit, gameplay is brainlet levels of boring. It’s a pretty good game in terms of graphics but that’s it. It’s the most 7/10 of a game you could make.

Any other anons play this as a kid?

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Bloodborne
Undertale

>witcher 3
>nu-god of war
>fortnite :D
>fifa
>gta
>rdr2
they are all unironically shit

my little sister asked me to massage her yesterday, so she removed her bra (obviously not in front of me) and layed down
i was hard the entire time

Ocarina of Time

Fortnite and Undertale.

Dark Souls.

The roll and then r2 combat is just dog shit. It's so slow and immobile compared to actual fun shit like NG and DMC. And yes I have completed it before anyone tells me to get good

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Paper Mario TTYD, Terraria, Cave Story, LISA, Metal Gear Revengeance.

how old is she?

deus ex (all of them)
metal gear (all of them)
kirby (all of them)
thats about it

Resident Evil 4
It's objectively a shitty reddit game and it destroyed Resident Evil and the series still hasn't recovered

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37

almost every square rpg

and how old are you?

Metroid Fusion

I hate the physics

40

No one that matters like them

>The Witcher 3
>Pyre (I'll probably give it a go again eventually, but it didn't hook me the same way Bastion and Transistor did)
>Dragon Quest 11
>Prey (2017)
>Rain World
I don't hate any of these games Except maybe DQ11, which has such a disappointingly bad soundtrack that I eventually just dropped it like a brick because I couldn't take it anymore, they just weren't for me. Maybe I'll pick them back up at some point.

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That's understandable. As someone who loves SM, the way Samus controls can be really fucking weird to new players. I personally enjoy it though, especially once you figure out wall jumps and shit.

barely of age but her tits are very developed

Picture related

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hol up, who's the real one here, also post pictures

you're talking to a different user

League of Legends. i hate MOBAs in general but this one in particular because literally everyone in high school wouldnt shut the fuck up about it and i still hear to people talking about it all the damn time the only good thing i've seen about it is porn of those blue shortstack girls

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witcher

Bloodborne

Resident Evil 1. It controls like ass (remake or not) and you can't convince me otherwise

Telltales walking dead s1 is passable but everything after it is absolute dogshit

yeah this
sekiro's combat is not that bad though
even though they still haven't fixed the dreadful hitboxes that have been present since fucking demon souls

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sorry mate I have no pics of her body, only face and I not gonna post those

Hollow Knight

picrel

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GTA
King of Fighters
Dragon Ball FighterZ
FIFA

D:OS2
Hollow Knight
Dragons Dogma

yeah, I mean, I hope it was quite clearly I was joking

Or was the guy trying to wank off at the thought of a 40 year old man massaging his "younger sister" of 37?

My god, this site sometimes

Basically all the 3D zeldas except WW & Botw

Deus Ex

Might and Magic VII

Dragons dogma

Open world rpgs, they always feel like they lack a focus and I have trouble finishing them.

Smash ultimate

who the fuck likes MM 7

Wind waker.

Objectively the worst 3d zelda. Yeah yeah atmosphere, music and and all that but thats subjective. You look at the objective actual game design and its terrible. Pacing is okay but overworld quests are incredibly tedious and it has the absolute worst dungeon design of all 3d zeldas. All of them except the wind temple are basically straight lines, theyre linear as all hell, dont feel like a single complex but just a series of rooms with individual “challenges” theres nothing that requires you to have knowledge and understanding of the entire structure as a whole to proceed its just a gauntlet of rooms. Piss easy to the point of being boring, doesnt allow yiu to feel reward for understanding the dungeon for example in forbidden woods yiu see a massive flower with tendricles hooked to ceiling then when you get the item to cut them down instead of having you remember the flower and make yiur way back so you can proceed now that you have the item to cut it down the game just gives you a shortcut that leads right to it effectivly denying you the sense of accomplishment for going back with new item to proceed cause you memorized that flower on your own. And the last 3, tower of the gods, earth and wind temple good god you literally spend half the time playing commad melody and controlling some other character for a puzzle that just gets annoying because it every single fucking room. Command melody over and over and over and over and over ad naseum.

Sure atmosphere, music and story and are good and its “comfy” but they merely veil what is horrible game design.

Sure you may subjectively like it and thats fine there is still alot to like. But looking at its onjective parts its trash.

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Bioshock

Nintendo games and weeb shit

resident evil 4 ,any ass creed, fallout 4,any metroid prime