The Epic Games Store is my main gaming platform

The Epic Games Store is my main gaming platform.

Why don't you try to guess what I look like?

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you look like youre retarded

You are a white guy. There's bits of leftover drugs on your desk. Your teeth are still colored by traces from the crayons you ate earlier. There's hay all over the floor.

Always the same fucking pic
Always the same fucking shilling
Can we already ban Ep*c shills?

winnie the pooh

>steamlets mad that valve will no longer get a fat 30% cut for free while doing absolutely nothing with that money

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>Steam baby cuck absolutely afraid of superior alpha male Epic Games Store gamer

Sounds about right

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>afraid
>more like annoyed that millions of Epic shill threads are made everyday with the same shit when everybody knows that Epic is never going to win against Steam without basic features such as reviews, forums, community guides and workshop.

Is that Tranny Phantom?

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a faggot

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Pretty much what I expected.

Because you like the taste of Chinese micropenises?

Like a fucking mongoloid

>Virgin epic vs Chad Thundercock Steam
No thanks.

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>steamcels: absolutely seething
>epic chads: reveling in the impotent rage directed at them
"w-we're the chads here!"

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Both inferior to piratechads

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Outing yourself as a 20-year-old fag who is thirsty for attention. Yikes...

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Based!
Reminder that if you ever paid for a game you are the cancer killing videogames

Is that who I think it is but without his mask

Based and chinkpilled.