>he doesn't play Paladins
Explain yourself?
He doesn't play Paladins
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Only good for the lewds, like Overwatch.
it's boring MP shit with no substance
Shitty rip off of a shitty rip off
>hi-rez
i'd rather stick my head in an oven than give those niggers any money
>he plays an even shittier version of overwatch
Get with the times grandpa
>game is so bad that it needs to pander to the male gaze
Yoikes!
Still cranking it to d.va and mercy so I don't need paladins
Are you sure, user?
unironical malware in the launcher
i'd actually like to play the game, shame
It's a false positive of your antivirus
Shitty game logged me out and I can't remember my password. Tried to recover but their website is saying shit it didn't work. At that pooint I didn't care enough to get it back
ow has better character designs since they're crafted by professionals
paladins is more on the 'just skimpy' clothes side, but this bounce is p. nice.
Too many moba elements. I don't want to deal with buying shit mid match and building decks for a FPS
Based Hi-Rez keeping western designs on par with Jap desings .
I don't like bad games.
>that one guy in every paladins thread still mad about Tribes
Because it's a mind numbing grind where all the good cosmetics are locked behind months of effort if you don't fall for microtransaction bullshit.
Fuck you, HiRez.
>I don't want to he able to completely customize the way every character plays in a multitude of ways
>Just give me a single way of playing every character! Less choice please
The deck building is pretty much the best thing about Paladins. You can completely tailor a character towards how you like to play and different modes.
tribes ascend was a really shitty game
people have zero taste
>playing for skins
how embarrassing
dont you have an overwatch quickplay game to join
>>I don't want to he able to completely customize the way every character plays in a multitude of ways
Not when I'm playing an FPS. If I want to customize characters, I'll play a moba or an RPG
No, fuck you. The game is enjoyable but the carrot on the stick isn't even attainable without travelling fucking miles.
unreal engine 3 ahaha
*Grabs you by the balls. Back the fuck off??
Kinessa best girl.
>tfw actually considering dropping $8 for this crysis ass looking skin
why?
Then dont buy anything
That puts you at a disadvantage
Someone post delicious Ying.
Then buy something
i just started playing a few days ago. all i've been doing is launching people off of maps as khan and it's pretty neat
>Too autistic to just hit the item tab a few times when you die in a match
Just buy defender, cauterize, morale and Life rip every match you fucking whiny cunt
this, exactly this
Nothing more satisfying than blowing someone off the map. With ash or Fernando especially
throwing them off with the Khan grapple, even better
hehe big boobies
why cant hirez add a fucking all chat to any of their games?
i wanna make frens.
I wasn't a fan of the card customization stuff.
Because if I wanted to play a shitty hero shooter I would play Overwatch and not a shitty F2P clone.
nice
Paladins has all chat
haha nice juicy boobies
How is OW better than Paladins?
>he doesn't like tiddies
But i do user
how and since when? havent played for a few months desu
>pay 50 bucks for a memegame that needs a shitty launcher as well when Paladins is free and on steam
Since I started playing it in like 2016. Why would you wanna be frens with the enemy tho
Stop playing the console version.
good
wtf should i start playing this?
now kiss
i play porn games instead then i play actual good games
Don't think that you will constantly see Evie's ass, that shot is a glitch through her broom or something.
im on pc and i dont have anyone to play with so it basically doubles the chances of me finding a fren
its fun but its also run by hi-rez and I don't want another tribes incident
I never add anyone, I don't see the point. Maybe for the extra XP but that bonus is tiny anyway.
The post game lobby chat is all players
Join a Paladins discord and join random casual matches.
I did for a while
It was pretty fun despite how cheap it felt.
That doesn't seem like evie, isn't that the paladin girl?
got banned off the main one after pointing out a totalitarian mod
I play every weekend with my girlfriend.
She's better than me.
It's Lian.
If I want to see tits there are more efficient means.
The game itself is boring.
It's Lian you're right. Even weirder glitch then since she doesn't wear short outfits. Why even program a thong?
Where are all the blender SFM guys when you need them? They need to make more Paladins shit.
You'll learn portuguese, russian and spanish (mexican)
Stop interacting with them and only show up if you want to play.
These fucking Russkies never stop typing in their own language. Nobody understand you asshole type English or shut the fuck up.
>the clothes are a separate model from the body
>there is a completely bare chest under it
based
I fucking hate Russians
It's an instant throw when one's on your team
nyet, suck cock amerikansky
pidr
xaxaxaxa
if only they actually responded like that. Instead they just keep on spamming that retarded non-language except now in all caps.
> non-language
what the hell man, our language is beautiful.
so it's just like TF2 then
That was disgusting
>Nobody understand you
Except of 140M + CIS countries.
Eблaн.
didn't training bots have fernando hitboxes?
that webm is ages old and Kinessa's rifle has been fixed.
Pretty much except with spells and shit instead of regular firearms.
It's well known fact that the shooting range has much bigger hurtboxes than the regular game.
Also
>a webm that's over a year old
>for a game that's patched biweekly
have they buffed skye or is she still complete shit ever since they nerfed her like 2 years ago?
She's even worse now since smoke screen doesn't damage enemies anymore.
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
Battlepass
fuck, instantly dropped
no skye no buy
Skye is considered shit?
I wrecked face with her back when I played this the first few months after release.
Play 8 hours more and delete
It's shit and a ripoff of another shit game. Kys shill
It doesn't have actual graphics
I play Paladins but stop shilling it. Nobody wants a HiRez game.
Skye was OP as fuck but now nerfed so hard, especially with the 3 special abilities all made worse that she's rarely in your team.
She's not good, but Debillitate is still mad broken. Just capitalize on that single ability and you'll be fine.
>the first few months after release
user, they nerfed her so hard in 2017-2018 that you wouldn't believe
NO PLEASE DON-
>playing post closed beta when they dumbed it down for retards
Rather play smite and haven't played in 2 years
She's good, user. Melts tanks in 2 sec.
How can you make invisibility worse? Less duration then?
Who do you main?
>inb4 bought, yes I leveled up everyone to 12.
They removed her speed up cards.
I want Imani to ravage my body sexually.
Smoke screen no longer does damage but heals, so shit. Poison bolts are less effective and no cooldown on a kill should be on an elimination as well.
literally gay, she looks and sounds like a dude.
have sex
how to git gud with Maeve? As soon as I engage someone I die within half a second, she doesn't have nearly enough health for me to use her.
>Smoke screen no longer does damage but heals
lmao why give a support ability to an assassin?
Oh well not like I play this game anymore anyway.
>she looks and sounds like a dude.
This is your brain on anime.
>Who do you main?
Grover, some nice dps from far away and with the right skills I can support my teammates passively
Can't remember her name and don't think she's on your pic, but the chink healer with the laserbeams.
>tfw they even made Inara hot with the right unlock now
Problem for me with Grover is that I want the damage scaling which means I have to stay far away but I can't heal the FL that way.
ying
>Poison bolts are less effective and no cooldown on a kill should be on an elimination as well.
Literally untrue. You get 2 leggo choices. One that resets every cooldown on a kill, and the other makes it so that your bolts do 90 goddamn percent of the target's health. And it's on a 4~ second cooldown. Skye isn't bad.
Just play the default decks/import decks from other players and leave the auto-item buyer on.
but it's okay when blizzard does it, right tranny?
>One that resets every cooldown on a kill
Which barely ever happens because shitheads steal my kills all the time.
Seriously though the hitboxes and battlepass shit made me drop it. I have at least 28hrs on i though
I only played to get pepper and her voice pack. Too bad pip isn't fun to play
what the fuck outfit is this? I need to boot this up again I see
That's why you get the ability that deals 90% of the target's health.
Yeah this is annoying. You shouldn't be penalized for having your team trying to help you finish the kill
>eliminations don't exist
I would rather have sex
I found that when you play as Grover if your team wants to benefit from the healing they'll stick close and come to you, best to save your charged special when the enemy team tries to nuke you with their skills
Also Grover without the scaling skill selected is pretty decent dps against characters with lower life, good against flanks and supports from afar
It just sucks when the enemy gets close, that's when you use your vine to get away or the high ground to distance yourself
Real talk, Grover is possible one of the easiest characters to use, throw axes from afar and set the skills so you can heal faster and have a bigger passive range
That's exactly my point, a Skye elim doesn't give you the cooldown reset.
why don't they just make a porn game
Pip is absolutely fun to play. Are you one of those combat medic fags? Pip is literally buck 2.0
They are basically brothers.
I played smite, by the same company, invested like 400 european artificial values into that game.
Then they uglyfied/streamlined many character designs like aphrodite for no reason, thats when I stopped giving them money. Then they started retarded ban systems like overwatch and I stopped playing.
Pepper!
Stop complaining about bad leggos and use the good one.
Why is there such a massive hatred for Hi-rez anyway? Like they're the only company that can't be forgiven for their transgression. .
Imagine playing any sort of multiplayer skinner box in 2019.
Killing Tribes is a pretty big transgression.
Oh god fuck this.
>Buy skin in LoL when I didn't know better
>Rework removes reason I bought it.
>No refund
When you see cosmetic microtransactions, stop playing, even if there's free currency. You'd never play these sorts of games for long if they didn't have that currency garbage.
Imani is for...
Aggressive but loving sex.
fags. Who's fucking idea was it to add barriers in the game that aren't affected by the wrecker skill?
I don't play Paladins for the customization though. Hell I stick to 3/4 classes anyway and I've got all their skins ages ago.
In case you've never seen a woman before, they have an area underneath their clothing, it's not just a black hole.
Imani doesn't have barriers, and her dragon is easily killed by the much less expensive Bulldozer item.
You're thinking about Inara, user. Not Imani.
>they play games to see boobies
I didn't know the devs were actually good, gonna download this right now.
it usually is in games. You don't program the parts the player isn't supposed to see anyway.
Well can't tell all these ooga booga bitches apart.
I'm beginning to think the reason Paladins is shilled here is becauze Yea Forums hates and grows increasingly hateful of Overwatch.
Showing off the lewd angle that is the opposite of the direction OW is taking seems like an exploitation of Yea Forums's anger.
Ah yes, Paladins. A game so busted, it stays alive thanks to the strong waifu game.
Seriously, it's really shocking how this game has a pro-tiered e-sports league despite being broken as shit. And I mean basic shit, like splash damage through walls, ceiling and wall boundaries not matching geometry, hit and damage boxes not matching up with the character model and/or animation. But, as long as the female characters do their job at keeping dicks hard, this game isn't go away.
>everyone talking about a game I don't like is a shill
I wish mods would ban people for this retardation already.
>hirez
>white character portraits
I'm making an observation of the "presence" of Paladins threads being posted daily. I'm sorry Jim, it's likely shilling.
>Paladins is shilled here
It's shilled here? This is like the only thread I've seen in 2 months
why does this look so ugly? You trying to run this game on a Pentium 2?
Every time with this shit.
>posted daily
pls gib links because I haven't seen any in ages.
>that feel when you like the game but every single thread is either talking about titty/furry skins, people crying about Tribes or people bitching OW is better
my dude
It's not a Yea Forums thread unless there's tons of shit flinging
>Well can't tell all these ooga booga bitches apart.
Nice damage control, loser.
Despite the hundreds of hours I have in it, I don't consider it a great game. The thing is, I'm an alcoholic and I don't want to play games were losing costs me anything when I'm pissed. You level up/complete challenges in Paladins regardless of how hard you sucked last round.
What happens when atlus rewinds her ult?
Inara was already beautiful you slag chaser. The new skin doesn't even fit her or her abilities. Sundress and hat Inara when?
it seems like a clickbait, like nothing i ever see is ever in universe
>that jawline
>Beautiful
suprise butsecks
>it's free
>money
Retards.
Real reason not to play it is because it's boring as fuck like all other casual multiplayer games
1. The game is shit.
2. Deviantart character design isn't my fetish.
go to
this is place of shitposting
she's made of stone
you just jelly she has a nicer chin then you do
>the shooting range has much bigger hurtboxes than the regular game
how is that not incredibly retarded?
Why do you get trolled so easily you queef?
>made of stone
>beautiful
>when there is a witch in a short skirt and a literal goddess in the game
Imagine being the guy responsible for implementing the boob physics
>So what did you work on in Paladins?
>I put my college physics minor to work realistically modelling boob physics to keep thirsty nerds playing our second rate Overwatch knockoff
>You're hired
nobody said there weren't other cute girls, user
Evie is a cutie too.
>he is attracted to jawlet mouthbreathers
maybe because you are one
>he's attracted to women with male physical traits
get out of the closet already.
>realistically
boobs don't flail about like that, especially not in such a tight outfit.
Does Overwatch not have boob physics?
Makoa main here
>he thinks strong jawlines are strictly male attributes
someones never licked a chin before, so erotic
>hurr durr male features
I'm willing to bet money that you're also the guy who shouts MUH WHITE FEATURES MUH SKULL SHAPES when he's attracted to a black woman.
I don't see how any human male could stop liking boob physics even if they get sex IRL
Is this a white people thing?
Implying 99% of people playing this game know that, also femanon detected
that would imply I would ever be attracted to a nigress.
Not even close.
If you play in EU I'll add you.
which talent? I always hesitate between half shell and pluck.
Terminus.
>not throwing them off with Cassie
How? I never kill anything with him, I have to swing 12 times to down a Talus and he has no range.
>not poppy bombing w+m1 brainlets with Bombking
>not blowing them off with BK
>tribes incident
What happened?
her new outfit makes her a 10/10 mommy. sorry but instead of her being rock hard, I am now
Huh?
stun talent + nimble 3
people bitched about a patch and then stopped playing the game that you can in fact still boot and play right now.
What's the point of fapbait when it doesn't get art or 3D animations?
The devs patched the game and added speed caps and other shit that ruined the core gameplay. They then stopped updating it entirely and ignored all the complaints from the fans.
So he's fucking based? You rather he be the guy to cover all the Mortal Kombat women in burqas instead?
people can't stop jacking off to maeve and ying
>pepper voice costs extra
What did they mean by this
>maeve
Who thinks Maeve is hot? It's all about Ying, Cassie and Skye.
>Playing ranked
>Team is full of Mexicans
>They are all using the base deck
>We loss
>Playing ranked
first mistake. Takes forever to find a server and I always get to pick last and have to play a shit class I never use.
Maeve is the sexiest.
Paladins is best game.
what are you smoking?
Oh sweet child. If only you knew how much maeve posting happens. Pepper is a saint compared to how much maeve gets spammed when it starts.
Paladins had potential to be great, but you know. Hi rez. Every patch makes the game worse and worse.
How's the "year of quality" coming along anyway?
So, when's the next Pepper! skin?
Everything about the game's visuals just screams f2p mobile game.
>playing ranked
>two mexicans pick tanks and start arguing with each other
>thinking they're going to throw
>they actually spend the entire match trying out do each other
>we actually stomp
Its been going pretty well actually, the last patch fixes a surprising amount of bugs.
Don't you have an overwatch thread to shit up faggot
When buck gets buffed.
Hmm, ash lookin kinda spicy there. I'd let her bully me
>that lol KDA thing was really popular. Lets copy that.
Cat nip.
>the last patch fixes a surprising amount of bugs.
I bet you five bucks terminus is still broken.
don't have to
finna gonna boutta cringe on this furgin
Have you seen the list of bug fixes this year? It never ends.
>lol that dota map was really popular, lets copy that
The only real issue I have with Paladins is the obvious cash grab with new characters. Every single time they are overpowered as fuck and get nerfed later, just so people quickly buy him/her for easy kills.
>can still see the arms flailing around
lmao
I'm not that faggot, but I am like
That is some masterful 3D model creation. Who is the based man who made those?
>training room
>not dancing after your penta
faggot
Prostitute Idol Ying is the best.
wow just like every f2p game ever
>it's okay for hi rez to copy better games because riot does!
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Not only is he still broken as fuck the guy who's entire role in the company was literally just to fix him, quit. He fucking gave up and left the company.
>tfw no mommy skye gf
But the new guy atlus kinda sucks. He certainly isnt about getting loadsa kills.
I stopped playing because I got tired playing with 15 - 20 fps every time. Now I play other FPS like Cs 1.6 to improve my aiming.
that's for the entire champion, not each individual skin
also
>not posting fixed
how do you get 20 fps on paladins im genuinely curious
i have an old ass pc with 2011 hardware and i am maxed at 144 fps on max settings
Default Pepper!
Pepper with her golden/white natural fur color in a bikini
that would be summer pepper but its not coming this summer :)
but seriously I raised the bar pretty high for Paladins
just hope the game doesn't become another human dress up
>lol invented pop idols
next you gonna tell me clowns are off limits
Why has nobody posted the real lewds?
I have a potato pc (all in one pc).
This edit is so lazy. Looks like old flash on launch
Paladins is already at 11k, they can't afford to delay the fluff
Its getting better, he has the priority right now. Next patch even reducing the obnoxious sized weapon covering up 40% of your screen.
Not perfect yet.. but they're trying
None of the recent champs have become close to priority picks at the higher level outside Khan and even now he is at a level where is up.
Paladins is a collection of basically every trend in modern culture. Doesn't hide it
This looks awful holy shit.
>waaah everyone has the same hitbox for balance
That sounds like scrubshit. Everyone new is "overpowered" till the community learns how to deal with them.
Imani's dragons get fucked instantly now that people buy dozer
I played for about 2 months. If furia wasn't so fun to play, I probably wouldn't have lasted that long. It's a pretty fun game but everything feels really cheap. Like value brand compared to name brand. Sure, it's the same thing but there's always something to remind you it's the value brand. The potg they took from overwatch is a good example. It's the same thing as in overwatch, but busted as hell. At best, it just won't show some animations, like furia's heal at the start of this webm. At worst, it'll show everyone sliding around in a T pose.
>FPS
yikes, what's the point if I can't see my cute girl's ass
>lol's kda shit gets insanely popular
>few months later, paladins does something similar
Come on, dude. None of use live under rocks.
It's weird. Paladins was around before overwatch.
The game is unironically good. I like MOBA aspects but it's not for everyone. If you just want an FPS go play OW.
as if her dragon is the only OP item. Those ice blasts do fucking 1200 damage or something and have an area of effect AND she has that ball that freezes you.
you can play in third person you goober
>hero so fucked it causes a guy to quit
That's hilarious.
Apparently you do if you think companies don't set trends for eachother. overwatch's new champ is basically negro pip.
human pip when( not buck )
Paladins has 3rd person mode
add me on discord i forgot my ign, im busy today but tomorrow im free
Senator Armstrong
#1979
That doesn't matter to the literal drones
Although top play came out post OW release I believe.
You're going to get Playboy Bunny Seris with a raspy voice and you'll like it.
Slavs are actually real people
Is this official art? I honestly don't know since they replaced the old, good, art director with a fucking hack.
And after overwatch came out, paladins shifted gears to be closer to how overwatch plays. Smaller maps, slower movement speed, etc.
The second he is gone term bugs actually getting worked on. He very well may not have been able to handle it .
I want another, but more traditional and refined.
>thinking overwatch gives a shit about what paladins does
Funny.
No its shitty fan art.
I don't care for Thunderbrush style myself since he can't get the warhammer out of his ass and can't make cute faces if tried his best. I support this game heavily and even I can admit his faces are absolute garbage.
But in game it looks good so I'm forgiving, but fuck me does it ever make it hard to sell people on the game. People will look at this face and refuse to DL game out of protest. Thats how shitty she looks.
Fishnet Ying should be cheered not jeered dammit
I'm not a drone though. I even said the game was fun, it just has problems.
What do you miss from paladins Yea Forums?
I miss the 6 shots Buck, the old way Torvald attacked and the old Viktor's style.
How did this fucking retard even get hired?
you're sounding a bit obsessed lad
You know just the type I'm talking about
Counted up my receipts and I've spent $60 on this game.
I'm about to buy the Lex+crystal bundle for $5 and there's another white gold Warhammer looking Atlus $5 coming soon too. Fucking kikes tricking me
Nando before they gutted him in 2.01, now I play Damba and Barik mostly.
Hey guys I just wanted to give everyone a heads up about a certain retard that always invades threads about hero shooters, mostly OW or Paladins. He can always be seen posting garbage like (that he made himself, mind you, and LOVES getting sucked off over).
He's a mentally ill furry fucktard with a similar number of ban evasions as Barneyfag under his belt. He unsurprisingly has a severe obsession with animals, but also with the concept of aliens being "beautiful and kind" (specially regarding some alien cats he deluded himself into believing in) and how the ugly aliens in media are "cringy and nonsensical", with images to go with it that he constantly posts on several boards at a time seeking validation and fellation for his "brilliance".
He's also a ponyfag by the way, but will completely deny it down to his grave despite there being oodles of proof. And also a /pol/tard. You're probably not surprised. Here's a quick rundown:
>Steam: Kernel Kumshot (use a website likevacbanned.comto see past nicknames and find just one proof of his mlp precedents)
>Plebbit: sloppyfreddy/Neptuneos (the latter he uses to samefag his main account, believe it or not)
>Twitter: Loro Poro @Gladiosly
>Some other popular websites I will not name for retard furries like him: blastermaster/blasterwavemaster/masterwave/masterwavexl0
>commonly posts from an Apple device as evident from filenames, but not always
>commonly samefags by posting from desktop and phone at once and uses the lack of (You)s in screenshots as an argument to the contrary
Every time you see someone shitposting with shit in threads like this and being an obnoxious fucking retard in general, it's most likely him. He will deny being related to any of those accounts, but anyone with the observation skills of an elementary schooler can see right past it.
Ignore him. He does not represent any of the games he shitposts about. Leave him talking to himself.
i am a gay
>t. nando
I use the old Viktor skin exactly for that reason, why does he look like a metro k-pop model now?
Yeah and Torvald is complete shit now. You are doing it yourself dude. I've spend like 6 bucks on this game in 1400 hours. Don't even need to buy crystals for the battle passes since you get enough crystals with daily logins.
Changing art leads was a mistake
>tfw the fucking mobile trash game is the one with the good art now
Imagine being this mad over video game boobs
Hitboxes are way too big
Speaking of battle passes, these challenges are getting more insane every time. Hit 4 players with The Law? What in the holy fuck, how am I gonna do that other than asking 4 people to line up for me to do it. And that's a level 2 challenge!
Yeah but I'm tired of giving China money
And Holt was a god damn hack. He forced far more ugly shit in this game.
ew hes brown
what the fuck were they thinking
mmmm then my penis is intrigued
They put in a furry so I won't play it.
Imani because I was an Illaoi main.
Jesus fucking christ, this is impossible guys, my boy Fernando is still straight, I know he's still straight...
>Haven't played Paladins since launch
>Just went to the wiki now
Look how they massacred my boy.
>this is a hot team, it's like a regular team but with me in it
yeah he gay
But that hair style tested well with males age 18-25
that electrified hair, what were they thinking
>mfw we got this redesign because of realm royale
dont you have a paladins quickplay to jo- oh right
I'm not saying you should be playing mobile trash, just that the art in paladins is trash.
>Tfw I used a Xbox old style Viktor skin code on my switch and it worked
>Paladins
How's the activity nowadays? It's impressive that people still play the game. The genre is kinda poopy.
Dude that's the most chad line in the whole game, what the fuck were they thinking to forcefully say that shit about him being gay?, God damn it hi-rez I fucking hate you.
>playboy bullshit
nope
i think it peaks at like 25k-30k players daily. thats probably not far off from what overwatch is pulling. the genre is dying
Somebody should make an edit on this pic with Ash instead.
>finally redesign everything and put effort into coming up with lore
>it's full of contradictions
How fucking hard is it to keep notes so you don't end up with characters whose backstories make no sense?
>she doesnt hard carry ranked with inara and ash
sounds more like something a campy gay man would say than a chad.
I really wonder how many active players overwatch has.
I keep playing against the same people when I queue at 8pm or later.
>have people as teammates
>next match im almost guaranteed to fight them instead
Forgot to say, with the Ronin skin of course.
the entire esports scene is funded by hi-rez themselves, no one else wants to touch it.
who gives a fuck about the backstory anyway?
>no cute male supports
Lame..
i have to assume it still has a lot of players because acti-blizz is pushing esports so hard
That only happens when you queue immediately after the match ends. Give it 10 seconds and you'll get new players. That's been happening since launch.
just develop taste and there you go
Payload mode
Old Succ Papi
Crystal storms/sales
Mix and match skins
yiff in hell furfag
you dont like Jenos?
Turns out some people like characterization for their favorite heroes. The in game lines are just memes and pop culture references so it's not like those people were going to get characterization there.
is good, dah.
the beta when the game was good with a high ttk
i basically stopped playing once playlode mode was removed
being able to customize and mix clothes
>0-3
>nobody has cauterize
lol
>Hate furry fags
>Like how pip plays
It's a weird kind of feel
Excuse me?
Just a heads up that Atlas pack is $8. Hi-Rez retards made a typo. Whether they plan on honoring the old price is yet to be determined.
Don't make me hate you more than I already do, user.
>Old Succ Papi
?
>Mix and match skins
You're damn right
Bot matches, bro. And that was fucking hard even with bots.
Why does it feel like it's so easy to hit people in this game?
is Counter Zhin still a thing?
I'd love to get into boobadins but I aint into that kinda game so I'll stick to porn and playing fun games instead
Old Torvald and his ability to drain shields.
What's the different in siege that's in now and this payload you're talking about?
There are people in this thread who wouldn't fuck Pepper: think about it for a moment.
Yiff in hell furfag
>wanting to fuck hot virtual women makes me a furfag
Sad!
>playlode mode was removed
Haven't played Paladins for a long time, what modes are avaible now?, because that shit really sucks.
>Uses ult
>Runs through the enemy instead of your team-mates
>this is official art
How does someone this terrible get hired to do promotional art for a company?
if there was a hell, your bigoted ass would be there in heartbeat
Payload mode had 2 rounds. 1 team attacks and the other defends and then they switch. You push a payload the entire way and the team with the most progress or better time wins. It was really fun.
tits and asses are fine, but is the game fun?
Post more of her.
I've only played for a few days but I consistently wreck house with bomb king
I don't know if he's supposed to be a newbie class or not
vagina or gay
>nippleless tits
Yeah, that was real good shit, I miss it so much too.
Siege. Which is escorting a payload. I assume there was another mode similar he's talking about in beta that was removed?
Onslaught. Which is capture the centre point and hold.And Team Deathmatch.
Also they have limited timed events every now and again. There's been one called End Time which has been around for a month or so which is pretty fun. You have to capture and hold the points in the map but the point changes every like 2 minutes. And weird anomalies happen because of wibbly wobbly dimensional rifts so there can be low gravity for 60 seconds or everyone's ultimate gets super charged in 5 seconds or your cooldowns only take 2 seconds to refill
yiff in hell furfag
Last time I played, which was months ago around the time that Furia was released, counter Zhin was easy to play around for me and most people I played with/against didn't seem to have an issue against it either
So a slightly different siege?
He was a force to be reckoned with. You pretty much had to buy Wrecker to deal with him. Now he's a walking power-up. Still love him though.
>"umm if hell actually existed but we smart individuals know it doesn't" fedora tipper
>using the word "bigot" unironically
You're such a piece of work, sloppyfreddy.
>he wouldn't stick it into Pepper
Vile creature
Finna bust a nut
Taste.
bomb king
So nothing has changed then, I was worried. Also, that event you mentioned sounds pretty fun, I wish I could play it.
Kind of. Think of the payload section of the match and essentially double the length of the payload push.
barik
In payload you just had to push a payload from your point to the enemy's. Then on the second round the roles switch and the team which was defending had to push the payload and wins if they make more progress than the first team in less time.
So is this furfag created shit, or do they have these models for the actual women?
>they changed daily deals to real cash from crystals
Is this a shill thread? This game is completely dead on PC. Takes over 30mjn just to find a ranked match. Hi rez is actively killing paladins in favor of their shitty battle royale where you turn into a chicken.
Before they model on the clothing for characters, they sculpt them naked, first. That's Pepper but naked.
>Playing try hard mode
There's your problem. Nobody plays that shit.
this is why overwatch will always win
Haha jokes on you, I play casual
>Is this a shill thread?
yes a dying company is paying money to shill it on an obscure basket weaving discussion forum in hopes of getting a total of 4 new players
>Hi-Rez
Anything else?
>not just importing pro builds and understanding which conditions they apply too
user do you even know how to play fps?
>implying tribes wasnt a fun game
yeah this is fucking bullshit
at least they added an idle in mixer thing to get some free skins
I added my twitch prime for the other skins and also smite and ive yet to get awarded anything even though i accepted my rewards.
I messaged their shitty support but ive yet to hear back.
yeah id never pay for a skin unless it was on my fav character and then id pay maybe $5 tops and only if it was a guarantee not some gambling dice roll bullshit
fuck $8 shit you can buy the entire voicepacks and gods for like $20 on amazon.
why the fuck would you pay $8 for a skin
*just max caut every match
nobody ever talks in video games anymore
they are all autistic
overwatch is pretty awful in comparison.
overwatch is all about team ults and if you do too good, you get team ult dumped on.
in paladins you can easily carry yourself into diamond before other people matter much.
overwatch also is fucking laggy as fuck even if you have like 250fps theres some like drawing issue that it has.
paladins still sucks pretty hard though.
less latam and russian fucking trash
they fixed most of the hitboxes.
grohk had some issues but I think they fixed it.
also theyve been focusing on bugs for the last few patches and fixed a ton of them.
terminus is still buggy tho
she shits on low ranks.
midtier plat people buy anti-invis and poop on her and she becomes a tank shred B- pick
everyone in smite griefs and dcs now
10 games in a row last time i played
i outdamaged my adc as sylvanus
its a shell of a community now.
inara, makoa, ash, grover, seris, fern(but not now he sucks), tyra, viktor,grohk, maldamba, khan
stop projecting
and what the hell is a sloppyfreddy you retard
This but unironically. The shit art and cheap looking models are the first thing people will see.
>twoplustwochan
>obscure
Get medication or consider suicide, i dont even like this piece of shit hirez game but whiny autists like you need to stop existing
the point of the webm was that the lian was a chinese speed hacker with unlimited coldowns
So where are the other characters?
Because it is. The hitboxes are very big, and most characters also have very accurate main attacks.
>implying normalfags still aren't afraid of the hacker known as 4chinz
>playing any low rez products
LMAOing@urlife
there's one for ash but I don't have it saved. I think thunderbrush just has a thing for furry shortstacks.
>Tyra
>Ability to get 2 targets instead of 1, share target damage bonus with team and get 25% more damage to targets
Literally feels like cheating.
look at this man not associating all wojakposters as normalfags
some of the characters are hitscan and some of the projectiles are very fast but also if you play overwatch, most of the weapons suck immense dick compared to the overwatch ones
PEPPER~!
The sad part is they didn't use to be
>All fun characters nerfed to hell even when they werent anything to talk about to begin with
>cancer gets constantly buffed
Nah thats a hard pass for me
Maybe they fired the guy who have been drawing the old good stuff like pic related because they update the game too frecuently. Because of that they might need more art in a short period of time and assuming the style of that artist, shit could take too long to draw so they might have hired the newer one since as you can see, that art style doesn't take too much effort/time to make; less effort/time = deliver more art for each update.
Furia was my fav support and ashe was my fav tank. Building for 100% shield uptime was fun.
the new Furia image isn't that bad
>quanity over quality
That's part of the reason the new art lead gave when asked why the new art wasn't up to snuff like the mobile game's. The other part was, muh style!
I play games and then separately, I wackoff to porn that features irl woman. so a pos game cant redeem itself with cgi tiddies
No, it's pretty bad.
Meanwhile, in chinkland.
Please don't tell me this is a new Willo skin.
Still, why the fuck would you run through the enemy when you're the healer?, Even more when you're using your ult?
It's a shit game, the hiboxes are fucked and the shooting is awful. I'd rather play Overshit.
Need healing
Need healing
Need healing
Need healing
Need healing
Drogoz is getting a Griffin "echo" model. Like pepper. Soon.
Then back to burgerland.
TITS
lol really?, where they said that?
The in game models are garbage. Come back with something custom made in blender to be appealing.
Milk
wow this is like bad newgrounds flash art
On the question of why they don't use some of the art from the mobile game.
>tried to forgive hirez after what they did to tribes
>played smite
>make first time purchase on smite
>client bugs out and my account doesnt get given gems but they charged my fucking card
>contact support
>they call me a liar and close my ticket
>open another ticket
>it gets auto closed as resolved
>still not getting any of what i paied for
>contact my bank
>they confirm that my account was charged
>do a chargeback
>smite account banned
>contact support again
>they tell me im shit out of luck that they wont unban my account because i did a chargeback
yeah fuck those assholes also they fucking employed pedophiles so fuck them even more
There's Criminaly low amout of SFM/Blender Paladins porn
This is unacceptable
You mean Call of Overwatch?
I'm gonna milk myself to Skye
That's because there's a low amount of paladin players.
Nice sausage fingers.
Maeve has been my favourite since I started playing a while ago (I think OB59 but Im not sure, my earliest memory was the Payload maps though)
Low quality models and too many third worlders in the playerbase to pay for commissions.
decline it
WOW BOOBS
I NEED TO PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE BOOBS
I'M 12 YEARS OLD AND BOOBS ARE LIT
Am I the only one who doesn't find his art style appealing?, I mean, it isn't hot and doesn't make my wee-wee hard either. It's good tho, but not hot.
>company can close a support ticket from their side
disgusting
The best thing about Nintendo online infrastructure is you can change your name literally any time you want. It's so based.
i love boobs!
>play 200 ranked matches for a shit Ghrok skin
Are they fucking serious?
you have to be over 18 to post here
You ready for that 5th lian skin anons?
fox feet
I love it but can see how it's not quite as erotic as other styles.
fuck off faggot
Triggered OW snoy Bois getting upset at boobies
rude
way too muscly even for an obviously gay woman
tbqh, I'm upset paladins isn't a better game.
Looks good to me.
Homo
>not wanting a woman with the body of a man just with tits slapped on it
>gay
projection much
1. I'm not 10 years old.
2. Overwatch is still a better game, just really undercooked.
>tfw no ash gf
I wish hi rez would actually add some characterization to their characters instead of just having them spout memes and pop culture stuff.
How does metal jiggle?
tits are made from metal now?
which skin? I am intradested :o
damn, where the hell do you live where men have body like that
hot
no but the outfit is definitely lined with metal
I don't play because I like Buck, and Hi-Rez keeps on taking a shit on him.
Could just be some kind of reflective coating with a chrome finish, too.
because it didnt matter? he was like 70-0
I have nobody to play the game with and it is kinda janky
Might try the new heroes every once in a while
male models look like that
>New nigress ult
>Spawn a DRAGON for 30 fucking seconds that floats above the battlefield and kills everything in its path in 2 seconds flat
>Bucks ult
>Fire your rooty tooty shooty a bit faster
its across the entire season.
200 matches
8 min match
1600 mins
26.7 hours
15*200
3000 mins
50 hours
youre upset about an entire season giving an award out for 26-50 hours of game time?
you cant play a game for 25-50 hours in an entire 4 months or however long the season is?
I can think of 10 specific things right now that counter Imani ult. Buck's ult is boring but compliments his fun playstyle.
You seem to have forgotten your home. Let me guide you.
I can think of more than 10 things right now that counter the entirety of Buck
Seris' feet belong in my mouth
It feels so fucking cheaply made. Theres no connection to the game world, you just slide over everything like its a terrible ice level in a platformer. All of the weapons feel like shit to use, theres no recoil or feedback. The screen is overly cluttered with shit, the game has been through so many over hauls from adding cards to removing cards to adding them back in again, that it lacks a cohesive feel. The maps were so large they added in mounts even though 90% of the space was useless. That was when it was more of a moba, then they just started lopping parts of the maps off because they changed things yet again.
tl;dr Its like one of those cheap Korean F2P games that turn up and then vanish after awhile, like the GitS game or Microvolts.
>Wanting a safe space in Yea Forums
>Especially with a company well known for dropping support for their games without notice.
>Good fap material tho
I love remix pepper
doesnt matter, Hi-rez just gave the exact measure of the boobs.
It's more that the skin is shit and nobody wants it. And no, I don't want to queue for 15 minutes to play tryhard mode when I can get a casual match in 60 seconds
>bugs
>hitboxes make it feels more like an rpg than a shooter
>team-based
>bugs
>Microvolts
I did like that game, especially that Japanese chick with short skirts
Name one game other than Tribes they dropped support for. One game is not "known for dropping their games". One game. Get over it.
here's some tips from someone who's been playing her for almost 2 years now:
1. Get a feel for the daggers. Maeve's daggers aren't your average weapon, they have a travel time and arc. After a while of using them you'll get the feel of how to aim them. eventually predicting is as 2nd nature as moving or jumping.
2. Never pick fair fights, you're not the strongest or the tankiest character in the game, so dont act like it. Try holding back on entering a fight for a second and wait until things start heating up, then jump in and take out a few targets who're distracted.
3. always stay moving. Maeve is small and agile, use that to your advantage. Also use cover all the time, cover is your best ally in Paladins.
4. use your ultimate when your team is ready to engage. making it so the enemy cant see is one of the best team fight tools you can have.
Global Agenda, though the writing was on the wall for a long time with that one.
LATAM Monkey
>he enjoys casual mode
casuals are borderline retarded
70% of them dont even buy items and 90% of the time when they do, its the wrong ones
a two man stack literally wins every single game
thats fun to you? disgusting
do you not have anywhere else you need to be?
When's the Moji Rework
also the game still feels like shit
also it runs worse now and takes a fucking eternity to start up
I played it last year.
It's one of the worst absolute garbage games that I've ever played since mid 90s.
Developers of this garbage is basically a studio Asylum (that makes low budget copies of popular movies) that steals the "trendy" ideas from the others and make their own cheap and garbage version of it.
It's full of bugs because they have no fucking programmers to fix it and the ones who still work with them must be completely fucking retarded PHP / JS users who can't do shit. Nothing, NOTHING works well in this shit game.
Balance is non-existent, playerbase is absolute garbage, forced """esports""" that no one cares about and nobody watches / talks about it.
Game looks like ass and sounds like shit as well.
It's a blatant cash platform grab that Shitrez is using to sell skins - they focus on selling skins more than on anything else. New battle passes each ~2 months with shitty skins.
It's consistently dying same as all their other shit games (that are already dead) like their shitty Realm Royale (fortshit clone).
This game is fucking cancer and the devs are the cancer worse than EA or Activision.
I hope they will go bankrupt and vanish already.
the hitboxes reflected the playstyle from earlier version of the game
quake style
fast skirmishing
Who hurt you?
>quake style
Don't talk about things you have no single clue about.
This game looks like it could be mindless fun, on top of having thicc asses, but ultimately I could never play a hi-rez game again after what they did to Tribes: Ascend.
Fuck hi-rez, fuck them forever, fuck them in their stupid asses.
>quake style
>Paladins
Don't ever play Shitrez games.
twitch.tv
This is just one of hundreds of bugs that happen every time in this shit game.
It's not even rare, retards who play Paladins are used to it. It never gets fixed and by trying to fix something those PHP / JS users introduce new bugs.
The fact that you cannot get this skin anymore is what made me stop playing
no not really user
i managed to type that and also carve up a ton of meat for my monthly food prep as well
did you need help playing video games?
as someone who actually really tried to play it and like it, here's my opinion
first off, it's an UE game, and it fucking feels like one down to the bone. If you've played any UE game with 3D movement, it's exactly the same thing, it feels like complete SHIT.
secondly, it's bugged to the fucking core because the entire team is focused on making cosmetics and "events" for whales and retards instead of improving the core game and balancing it.
third, I played all the characters in the game and so far the only ones who caught my attention were Koga, Moji, Skye, Viktor, and that girl with the dragon; why? because they're OP as fuck in relation to the rest of the cast and shit on everyone else. The biggest problem is that many characters are UGLY AS SIN. just fucking look at pic related. I have no fucking idea what the FUCK were they thinking when they made designs like this one. and EVEN IF the designs were "cuter", it woudn't fix the godawful lore and "magic crystals lmao"
fourth, I fucking hate the bugs so fucking much. THIS ISN'T A GAME THAT'S "FUN WITH FRIENDS" BECAUSE EVEN PLAYING WITH FRIENDS IS STRESSFUL. I asked a friend that also had the game to try to play with me and the game coudn't put us in the same fucking match, and in the end I got banned for 30 minutes despite not being in the fucking match, later on the same fucking thing happened with him and he got banned too. this game has one of the most god awful UI and bugs I have ever seen and I hate it for it.
so yeah, this game is SHIT. it has no fucking idea of what it's doing and is just a fucking cash grab for third worlders. And overwatch isn't any good either, it's also a pile of dogshit.
>It's a false positive of your antivirus
not really but you agree when you install the game for hi-rez to collect your data look at what you are running and look for exes on your files, not like they are hidding it, its on the ToS you accepted
I tried playing with a friend and when I got into the lobby, my friend didn't and he coudn't choose the character and he got banned.
Based AND kinopilled
Don't forget that it's extremely slow and babbified shooter with GIGANTIC fucking hitboxes, nobody can even RUN, no strafe jumping, no bunny hopping, nothing.
It's not even a PC shooter, it's a console garbage.
I don't remember, but can you even crouch in Paladins? I don't think so.
It's fucking console shit.
When did you play?
I tried running the game for the last time last week. and When I played with my friend I think it was in january, but it's not like I'm gonna bother going back again, the game took like 10 whole minutes to launch after the splash screen appeared and I gave up. The performance somehow got WORSE instead of improving
It's pretty fun. But they better take this opportunity to do something interesting with this "End Times" business. Like a coop mode, or a monster character that this Cable-looking fuck came to stop.
Cassie with bow
This game is literally less MOBA than overwatch lmfao wtf
1400 hours and this never happened to me.
>How does someone this terrible get hired to do promotional art for a company?
Because it reflects the overall quality of the game.
This is their attempt to copy LoL's kpop sluts, for instance.
It's the official art btw.
Nice try shill, +5 mixer points were deposited to your account.
You could just play a character and not make a fetish out of it.
The old art was shitty and generic too desu
>hurr durr shill
It literally never happened.
then youre flat out lying dude
moji is universally the worst character in the game
koga is op
skye is B- C+ tier
Viktor is B tier as well
Imani is B tier, just because youre too dump to buy anti-pet item and insta nuke her useless ass dragon doesnt make her good
>he doesnt even mention lian or makoa
Nice try shill, +5 mixer points were deposited to your account.
Why cant' you?
Moji is OP as fuck if you can get close enough. Just hold down m1 and m2 and you instantly kill anyone.
game borken as fuck, ugly characters, boring game modes and maps. Pretty much a dead since last year.
can I have some of them mixer points I want that genie ying skin
No points for NALATAM monkeys.
he also deserves it for playing jenos solo healer anyways
What's wrong with Jenos? The real crime in that clip is the front line not capping.
lol no
shes a dumpster fire joke
last season she was really strong
moji,buck, and barik are the worst characters in the game