What about Brazilians makes them so dislikeable? The """"music""", the behaviour...

What about Brazilians makes them so dislikeable? The """"music""", the behaviour, the butchered nasally broken Portuguese, the El Monstro faces, and to top it all off they suck ass at Vidya. Why are BRs like this?

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I literally havent masturbated in a month

i like the huge tranny cocks tho

To what did he jerk off to?

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How much of your former self have you regained?

i went two months without masturbating once, got bored and started jacking it again. nofap is a meme.

Remember to stay hydrated kids.

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Just kids from shitholes, have the same experience with the french.

I dont know
I'm not doing nofap, my libido is just completely gone

since he's BR, just fart porn and big asses
maybe incest or some shit

>Brazilian
Probably something with asses or trannies. Or Trannies with big asses

How do they come into a conclusion that he died from masturbation? Is it even possible to die from jerking off?

dude stop

>tfw my record is 12 in a row
I guess I'm a casual after all...

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It's just black american culture but trashier.

I'm 26 and just recently started to cum from masturbating.

probably his sleeping relative

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niggers that are smart enough to be a problem

They are fucking tryhards, even in casual games. In Bf4 for example they are still using the AEK/G18 combo exclusively after all these years. I mean comr on nigger, the game is barely alive at this point, why don't you try another gun and let your 99999 service star AEK rest a little?

Based

how

>How do they come into a conclusion that he died from masturbation?
Simple. He was alive before he started to masturbate. Then he masturbated 42 times in a row and died.
>Is it even possible to die from jerking off?
Why wouldn't it be possible?

You can’t regain it once it is gone. That is why it is so important to stop when you are younger

how old are you? i heard that libido goes away once you grow older, like starting in the late 20s and early 30s. makes me wonder if sex really is just for teenagers and people in their 20s

Gentle stroking motions until you cum, repeat that 11 more times.

I did it once so much my dick looked raw and got swollen

Can’t you die by being in one position for a long time? Like those stories that pop up occasionally of someone gaming for a long time ending up dead?

Why did they put timees in quotation marks?

I want to beat that record.
I need a strong supplies of different pics though. Any Vidya franchise to provide me with that?

>gentle
you weren't lying, you're casual

>tfw record is 5 times in one day while playing sims 2 with sex mods in high school
Also was a late bloomer and didn't masturbate for the first time until I was almost 15, and didn't know about lube so I chafed the fuck out of my dick that day

So, I'm br then, because I like chubby trannies.

It was anything but gentle but I don't know how to explain to someone who dosn't know what jacking off is.

jesus I can barely touch my dick after second time. used to go up to 4 times when I was in highschool and jerking off to facebook pics of my classmates

>Entertainment News
What the fuck.

>"Times"
what did they mean by this?

must suck being mutilated

BASED

Why would you need lube unless you're a cut fag.

What a madman.

How'd they know the exact number of times he fapped?

because I'm a cutfag. While I don't like the fact that I am, your statement proves that you don't live in a first-world country

Probably kept a tally.

>on your 42nd fap
>can tell you're about to die but don't want to stop
>want to leave a record of your achievement
>write "I masturbated 42 times" on the wall with your semen

i live in a first world country and i shower once a day enjoy getting shot though

which country, fag

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It's 2 p. m. here and I've already mastrubated 3 times this day.

Why?

I wouldnt my number of times in a session above maybe 5-6 but I spread that over 2 hours. If I dont make myself stop I can get up to about 4 hours with only the ache of my tendons (learned to use both hands a few years ago to alleviate this problem) to really clue me in on going overboard. Always stop at 4 no matter what just because I think I once heard an erection lasting longer than this is a medical issue back when viagra first appeared.

Dirty feet licking. Hues love that shit.

cause I felt horny

What were his thoughts when starting the 42. session?

"Need...banana!!!"

False

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>traps aren't ga-hhhhh *dies*

>tfw cutfag but don't need lube
Feels good man

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Totally legit story.

i mean if he died who the fuck was counting? still what a way to go. if i had a choice of dying banging a 10/10 woman or 42 consecutive self made orgasms its a no brainer. that kid was hero to all of us.

>tfw I'm white but my dick looks like it belongs to a light-skin black guy because I started jerking it when I was 11 and have almost never skipped a day in my life since

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Maybe because he was technically masturbating the entire time, but came 42 times.

Unless you've got some kind of skin condition, nobody needs lube for masturbation. It's just a meme that uncutfags came up with to justify their disgusting looking penises.

Same, just rubbing it with a tissue in my hand is comfy enough.

Read the article about the hue tibia player that dismembered his friend and painted his houes with the blood over some tibia dispute.
All you need to know.

How did they counted that?

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Do it enough times in one night and it's going to chafe even if you're uncircumcised.