What kind of game is Twisted Wizard?
What kind of game is Twisted Wizard?
Lincoln Gray
Carter Adams
*GLORK* *GLORK* YIPPIEE
Andrew Jones
Clearly both fun and challenging.
Hunter Campbell
Early Zoomers the book
Connor Long
some shitty zoomer game autists like greg and no one else really obscess over
Tyler Moore
What game is Nikki playing, Yea Forums?
Adrian Parker
I CARRIED AN M-16
Ayden Young
GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH MACKENZIE I HOPE SHE GETS FUCKING RAPED TO DEATH
Nicholas Price
Look at this cunt
Ian Sanchez
Greg clearly states it's an MMO action-adventure RTS souls-like RPG
Joshua Hill
Rodrick is based
Jacob Sullivan
She did nothing wrong
Nolan Hill
What's this, Yea Forums?
Jeremiah Nguyen
i wish that was me to just piss this user off
Nolan Stewart
What did Greg mean by this?
Brandon Ortiz
Don't you know, user?
m.wikihow.com
YOU TOO could be like Mackenzie Hollister from Dork Diaries!
Gavin Taylor
What the fuck
Ayden Thomas
And Manny by this?
Jason Cook
Please dont tell me you actually read a book for little girls user
Connor Diaz
ZOO-WEE MAMA!
Kayden Gomez
Best girl
Isaac Mitchell
Man, reading this shit back in middle school when it was actually relevant made me realize how boring kid's books were at the time.
Captain Underpants was miles better.
Jason Harris
"I love you no homo"
All you had to say Greg, you sperg
Caleb Sullivan
Captain Underpants was fucking kino
I distinctively remember I first saw it when I was like 6 and thought it was cringy and stupid because of the underwear motif. Then I read it when I was 8 and loved it.
Brayden Hall
I did, I own a copy. Though it's mostly for nostalgia reasons. After I burned through the DOWK books in elementary school, I saw the Dork Diaries series and went "Oh wow it's like Diary of a Wimpy Kid but for girls!" so I read a few because little babby me didn't give a shit. I got to thinking about like a year back and decided to pick the original back up from Barnes and Noble, and wow am I not the target audience. Still fun to read though, considering all the ridiculous shit that happens and the way Nikki overreacts to everything. It's also fun to read with friends especially with this petite little ugly-cute drawfag from one of my algebra classes. Too bad she already had a boyfriend though
Kevin Rogers
The ending to the books got really dark I can't believe they published this.
Hunter Bailey
I could read before I found Captain Underpants, but it wasn't until after I'd read it that I loved reading, and now my room looks like Yomiko Readman's.
And I still have my old copies of the whole series, up to the hiatus. Need to get the rest of them some day.
Ryan Miller
is this from a new book or some fan shit? I'd prefer the former since i
forget what I just said
Luis Martinez
The ending to Diary of a Supreme Gentleman was better, it actually made an empty page chilling.
Gavin Mitchell
I remember that shit had like time travel and alternate reality jumping and stuff
who /percy jackson/ though?
Grayson Nguyen
Does anyone have that page that drops a complete redpill on how adults are shitty?
Ian Mitchell
I liked percy jackson for a while but then I got into actual greek mythology and gave up on it
Michael Smith
Diary of a Supreme Gentleman? Wasn't that the manifesto left behind by Elliot Rodger?
James Hill
Demons souls did not come out until 2 years after Wimpy kid.
John Davis
my nigga
Asher Reed
A youtuber called monkey made his manifesto into a diary of a wimpy kid parody for shits and giggles
Eli Wilson
Yeah, Munky Jones made a parody and managed to get a some copies printed, sold and delivered before he got a C&D.
Jonathan Moore
it's a parody of his life based on the wimpy kid books
Jack Rivera
It was Twisted Metal but with Wizards riding lizards
Juan Watson
Greg is a fucking sociopath
Isaac Lopez
He did? No fucking way
post it
Julian Baker
Twisted Sister?
Chase Harris
I'm glad youtube recommended me a video of people shittalking Wimpy Kid fanfics or else I would have been beyond pissed at this
Brody Gutierrez
TWISTED SISTER?
Hudson Ross
>222 pages
Julian Jones
Ian Brooks
he also recorded a 10 hour long audiobook of himself reading Elliot's manifesto
Brody Campbell
it's spyro but with wizards instead of dragons
Justin Evans
Liam Lopez
sengoku rance
Dylan Wood
It's the entire manifesto/autobiography/suicide note, written like a children's book, with pictures on most pages.
It won't take that long to read.
Henry Green
I actually knew about that one
I listened to the whole thing in january and it inspired me to outline a movie, but I didn't went back on it
Ethan Richardson
My nigger.
And who read those Warrior Cats books? I never continued past the first six, but my brother read something like 30 of them.
Kayden Brooks
I played the fucking official tabletop RPG, my dude.
Dylan Diaz
The best series of kids' books was Animorphs, prove me wrong. Nothing could be better than introducing kids to the concept of body horror, mutilation, genocide, sacrificing crippled kids to buy time, paranoia, and cosmic horror?
This is pretty good.
How did feral housecats know what a tiger was?
Austin Rodriguez
Animorphs was pretty great, but I read them all out of order and only like half the series in total because I could only read whatever my local library had at the time
Hork-Bajir Chronicles was kino
Evan Flores
aaaawww shit nigga!!
Bentley Martin
>Hork-Bajir Chronicles was kino
Visser, the Ellimist Chronicles, and the Andalite Chronicles were all better, but it was still pretty damn good. The series as a whole got me into sci-fi and xenophilia. animorphsforum.com
Owen Lee
What kind of game is Lifelight?
Chase Hill
I looked into them when the movie came out, but the library didn't have a copy.
Does it do Hades justice?
Camden Wood
What the hell's this from? I remember my little sister reading these years ago.
Anthony Murphy
DOA, it'll never catch on
Kevin Nguyen
>game ends with the protagonist sacrificing himself to save the world
Joshua Reyes
Dork diaries. I liked to read my little sisters copies too
Angel Thomas
>Burning cement
Benjamin Rivera
>/vlit/ thread
Wow, this is pretty rare. But anyway, did anyone else ever read this?
Joshua Brown
PvP Gauntlet
Kayden Johnson
In retrospect, that series was kind of a soap opera.
>gore
>torture
>series ends with multiple main characters dead
who decided it was a kid series
Hudson Campbell
Never read this but there's a live action adaptation of it out soon(maybe not soon).
>percy jackson
I fucking loved that series. I kind of want to reread it because I forgot a lot of things. Wasn't there a spinoff/sequel starring different kids some time after the events of the first series? I wonder how if it's any good.
Liam Anderson
I bet Greg is a tier-queer who went to 1 tournament and got his shit pushed in by some fat smelly autist that used a meme character and he cried the entire way home
Isaiah Wright
more like TWISTED SISTER
Brody Hall
I CARRIED AN M16
Kevin Reed
YOU DO NOTHING
YOU ARE NOTHING
Wyatt Murphy
Niggers help me, what's the name of the series with a character who could feel the past by wearing something
>ex: iirc he puts on a baseball glove and he feels the past wearers pain when their hand was broken while wearing the glove.
Samuel Gray
>DoaWK and Elliot Rodgers being your interests
What the fuck man
John King
That sounds really familiar
Isaac Mitchell
Fanfiction
Brandon Adams
Yea Forums did a story time of it a month back
Michael Smith
>tfw no Camp Half Blood MMORPG
Why even bother?
Kayden Ortiz
>5 books are pretty great considering their target audience
>Sequel series takes a massive shit over everything set up by the first, the new characters take more precedent over the old ones despite having little to no personality or likability
>Final book doesn't even follow through on things set up in its own series
>Final book serves more as advertising for the author's next series instead of as a satisfying conclusion
Why did Riordan think this was okay.
Leo Rivera
The movies flopped. He just stopped caring after that.
Isaiah Bailey
man the movie sucked ass, i can't think of a more generic movie than the lightning thief
Evan Brooks
>He was actually present for the first film's production
>tfw he later revealed email exchanges where he essentially begged the producers not to implement the changes they were making to the story because he knew that by trying to appeal to the wrong demographics the movie would end up bombing
I wonder how that feels, watching something you made get slowly but surely murdered over time like that. And in the end he was right, nobody likes those movies because they feel like such weirdly disjointed messes of children's fantasy with adult crass humor. What a shame
Tyler Hill
He talked shit about the movies on twitter a lot too
Gavin Myers
>tfw I own one of the physical copies
Jackson Allen
>no pic+timestamp
lying nigger
Henry Jenkins
I really should finish this series at some point. I loved it as a kid
Cooper Morris
Logan James
>delivered
based
Carter Robinson
Yes, and the sequel.
Was good shit.
Tfw no elf waifu
Ryan Howard
based
Wyatt Carter
Nolan Moore
Who read these?
Grayson Howard
I remember that my school only had the first book, and that I had to get the second book from a local library. Thing is, that library didnt have it either so they had to special order it from another library somewhere else, I waited weeks to read that shit
Evan Rogers
Yeet
Chase Parker
Blessed post
Austin Turner
>super squee edition
Oh my fucking god.
Ian Harris
>elementary school
what the fuck, how old are you
Gabriel Martinez
My nigger I absolutely loved this shit
Ending was kino
Chase Gray
Read up until the first 3 and completely forgot about them. Loved the descriptions of magic and the unevenly cut pages in the hardcover editions. Did the series keep consistent quality? Is it worth reading as an adult?
Kevin Morris
Nigga that's nothing
Brayden Jones
Reading threads like these always remind me that Yea Forums is just a SFW board of Yea Forums
Kevin Baker
Yea Forums is just 80% porn 10% penis rating 10% YLYL threads recycling years of content at this point.
Luis Howard
wait, that actually sounds kind of cool
Ian Parker
>listened to someone read this once
Lucas Barnes
It's a masterpiece of cringe, isn't it?
Wyatt Lopez
Alright, this thread needs some Ready Player One.
Xavier Hill
>maybe because my own demons kept coming to the surface
Kevin Watson
>kevin smith
>airwolf
>thundarr
based
Nathan James
It gets better.
I want you to guess the love interest's name.
Isaiah Nguyen
I was really into this series but I never see anyone talk about it much, granted they probably don't hold up but I read every one of them multiple times in school
Lucas Watson
It's Chad, right?
Kevin Turner
Why is there a Yea Forums thread on Yea Forums
>VIDEO GAMES
Ryder Thomas
6th graders in the class I student taught loved this book. Seemed pretty neat for a kids book. Can't hold a candle to mother fucking Redwall though.
Joshua Wilson
Dumping them
Jacob Roberts
Ding ding ding.
Nathan Smith
Anthony Johnson
>Redwall
Based
Colton Gutierrez
I'm ashamed that I remember this shlock
Hudson Butler
Honestly it managed to stay good till the end. The first 3 books are definitely the best entries in the series, but they have some cool ideas all throughout. There is one reveal at the end that felt kind of hamfisted. I would read them just to see how it ends.
Hudson Gray
Oliver Myers
He's also a complete cringelord online.
There are many things I miss about the 2000s, but the unironic use of squee is not one of them.
Gabriel Richardson
not him but i did the same thing and i'm 19
been here since 2011 faggot
Liam Reyes
Easton Davis
magician
fools errand
eragon
tomorrow when the war began
day by day Armageddon
nightangel trillogy
silverthorn
how do people not like to read i dont get it
Luke Wood
Nicholas Barnes
Anyone else remember this? There was a lot of suffering from what I remember.
Wyatt Morris
>wipe power
lol
Leo Evans
This one's a lot more depressing, looking back now.
Noah Walker
Damn, you were 11? I'm 19 myself, been here since 2014 though. I feel lime this place would have been too much for 11 year old me, I was still pretty innocent then.
Liam Nelson
This reads like a more crass KND episode.
Brayden White
I'm crying laughing at the actor saying this in one of the movies
Luke Williams
Not user, but it was a pretty different place back in the day. Sure, there was still porn and gore and general edginess, but everything felt more innocent. Not just Yea Forums, really, the whole internet.
I wish I could go back.
Josiah White
Yeah, crazy how time flies. Started off on /h/ and ended up here not long after. Ended up surprisingly well-adjusted in every other aspect of my life despite the countless hours spent on this shithole.
Carson Miller
Daniel Murphy
you're currently browsing a website dedicated to japanese cartoons
Jaxson Wood
The author is a pretty cool guy. He grew up with severe ADHD and basically was deemed to have "no future" by his school, saying teachers basically telling him he'll only ever do the most basic jobs since he's too retarded to do anything else. It made him, understandably, have nothing but hate for the American school system.
Aaron Murphy
Hey you were supposed to say no as I was baiting you.
Colton Butler
I'm 21 over here and I was here since before the catalogue, /vp/ had a bunch of CYOAs and gen 5 was a thing. I remember a friend in a grade above me showing me and a couple other students Yea Forums on his puny flip phone. I don't think the little thing got past the front page.
Aiden Butler
This image is pretty depressing.
Nolan Gomez
I remember trying to load images on my 3DS's internet browser was a complete nightmare. Didn't think I'd ever be nostalgic for the 3DS, but here we are now.
Noah Morales
>tfw reading fanfiction in my room on my 3DS before going to bed
ah, to be 19 again
Cameron Lopez
That club is ass. Now THIS on the other hand
Daniel Lee
fuck
Aiden Thomas
POOPOO PEE PEE HAHAHAAHA POOPOO SO FUNY POOOO AHAHHAHA FUCK THE SOCIETY THEY EXPECT YOU TO GROW UP INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT POOP AND CHANING YOUR GENDER HAHA PEEEEPEEE POOOOOOOOO FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Austin Johnson
#
I feel like that maybe have been true around 2004 to 2011 or so when over 9000 and rage faces were accepted but that was past the time I ever could have browsed.
#
It's weird looking back for me now, it may sound funny but I only lurked for two years before ever posting.
As shit as it is here I really don't know anywhere better. I sometimes think aboit how I wasted basically my high school years here but I didn't have any friends anyway.
Sorry for the blogfagging.
Eli Peterson
Post more
Eragon is trash.
Aiden Reed
457634087
Imagine so much of a faggot that you don't like Captain Underpants.
Brody Nelson
why is "Subway" written as the actual brand logo so funny
Xavier King
Who hurt you, son?
Asher Hughes
Eragon was somewhat enjoyable at the parts where it's from his cousin's POV as he wasn't a massive special OC donutsteel. Otherwise it was just a worse Star Wars OT smashed against LotR
Luis Martinez
It's cool man, I feel the exact same way. It really does feel like Yea Forums is the last bastion of what could be considered the "old" internet, for better or for worse. People joke about "don't forget - you're here forever", but it's true. No other website can really compare.
Matthew Adams
Why did you post this user? I know that you could articulate your opinions if you tried.
Aaron Rogers
you know, I actually had a shitton of these books... Wonder what happened to them.
Jackson Cox
just remembered, there was a turn based ds game my sister got for us
Elijah Garcia
You asked for it.
Wyatt Garcia
There is, it's pretty good
There's also the side series that goes into the Egyptian shit, which gets even cooler
Jacob Murphy
MORE
Isaac Foster
John Parker
I place the blame more on the ex-woodstock hippie teachers.
Not american but everytime I see people complaining about school they always talk about how their teachers were some insane nut that did stuff for no reason, my only reasoning being that they overdosed on drugs while in college.
Jayden Rivera
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE I want to know the type of person who wrote this. Is the librarian or teacher or whatever from the last one the author's self-insert?
Levi Williams
What fanfic is this? It does seem like the logical endgame for someone like Greg.
Cameron Sullivan
Animorphs showed both the horror, and occasional unavoidable necessity, of war
Samuel Morales
As well as the moral ambiguity towards the end. Shit was way too real.
Charles Taylor
Get fucked retard
Brody Richardson
>does it mean vampire is Swahili
My sides
Robert Russell
I've only ever had one teacher who was ever line that and he was only there for one year. You don't need geography in day to day life, right?
Bentley Moore
Great fucking series
Samuel Stewart
>and there are some pretty bad books, but there are also good ones
yeah that's due to the large number of ghostwriters they had, I think around the middle
The good ones were mostly written Applegate alongside her husband, who used his secondhand experience of the Vietnam War and his military friends as influence for the Hork-Bajir Chronicles.
he also writes the Gone series
Jackson Moore
That guy got fucking owned
Aaron Cruz
>yeah that's due to the large number of ghostwriters they had, I think around the middle
Applegate herself wrote some bad ones like the horse one where there's an Andalite toilet in Area 51.
>The good ones were mostly written Applegate alongside her husband, who used his secondhand experience of the Vietnam War and his military friends as influence for the Hork-Bajir Chronicles.
That makes a lot of sense.
>he also writes the Gone series
What's that about? I don't think I've heard of it.
Chase Robinson
Fuck that sounds cool. Have you read a series with genies? I read the first and maybe the second book, all I remember is two siblings, brother and sister, and they are djinns. Djinns in the series live for a long time and when they grant wishes they lose lifespan. I also remember them liking the heat and smell of cigars.
Adrian Lee
I always imagined it to be something like gauntlet.
Levi Torres
The only YA series I know of with genies is The Bartimaeus Sequence, which apparently holds up as an adult. Definitely not the one you're looking for, but still interesting. I really, really liked those as a kid.
Isaiah Turner
YA literature wacky scenario, where a seemingly impenetrable bubble forms around a small town with no warning, and every person over the age of 15 disappears without any explanation until later, so the kids are instantly left to fend for themselves and (actual spoiler) develop superpowers, then (minor spoiler) brutal violence ensues between the surviving children, through power struggles and the older children's attempts to reinstate adult civilization and keep everyone fed.
It's an interesting and fairly gripping series which I haven't actually finished. Get it from the library so you aren't down money if you don't like it
Andrew Miller
hey user
what game did you like most in the gauntlet series out of the ones you've played?
Dylan Morales
holy fuck this is actually hard to read
like
i dont think that any of those moments isolated would ever actually occur in real life
hipster nerd chic holds out his hand, "AND YOU , MADDY, HAVE JUST EMBARRASSED THE MOST POWERFUL KID IN SCHOOL"
that is some of the most bullshit untrue dialogue ever
Andrew Morales
The Giver?
Jordan Kelly
What YA series had the kids with the powers and one of them could take other people’s powers or something and the girl could use cold powers and ended up freezing time when she fought that one guy. Vague description I’m sorry.
Tyler Gutierrez
That would possibly be Gone series
Charles Wilson
Follow up, I remember one of the villains might have gotten morphed into a stick or a twig and broken himself to get hands and legs
Luke Watson
I do. I remember picking it off the shelf in my fifth grade class and becoming completely absorbed in it. It was honestly really sad from what I remember, but I think that might've been something that hooked me in.
Ryder Brooks
>No Darren Shan
Those books were such a fucking masterpiece they became manga
Nathaniel Miller
If I remember right, the author was in her late thirties at the time of writing, so probably.
Lucas Diaz
Oh fuck I know what that is, but I can’t recall what the book series is called. Septumus Heap maybe?
Jaxson Edwards
I said it was a masterpiece of cringe. I wasn't lying.
Landon Wright
Here. And it was a toothpick not a twig.
Gabriel Hill
Dude I know what series you're talking about. I think the plot went something like their uncle coming to them after their parents died and telling them they djinns. That series was pretty good, I remember in one part they got captured in India and some cult leader tried become a djinn by replacing his blood with theirs.
Gabriel Hernandez
Anyone read Rangers apprentice? Remember reading it fondling in middle school.
Adam Thompson
Was there ever a worse case of wasted lore other than probably Ass Creed?
David Hughes
fondly*
Thomas Howard
Anyone read TUNNELS?
Kevin Harris
Quality series. Dropped after the warrior guy went to Japan but only because I had other extracurricular activities
Nicholas Allen
Oh, we know what you meant, fondler.
Adrian Thomas
Reread it quite a bit. Actually pretty neat book.
Mason Smith
Pls no bulli.
Aaron Garcia
Oh Christ, she's supposed to be fifteen? I thought this would be like a middle school thing.
I knew a kid who read these. The name always struck me as being completely awful.
Andrew Taylor
>All the Zoomers are now trying to push their retarded preschool culture
Henry Kelly
*SIIIIIIP*
Story was cool
Might have to check them out at the library then
Grayson Stewart
Oliver Evans
Jackson Harris
Make way for #1 fags
Thomas Evans
Instead of making an articulate comment about the needless toilet humor, you instead went to Pikley's level and shat out this monstrosity instead. Good god, stuff it peabrain nigger.
Logan Kelly
cringe
Thomas Smith
DUDE THIS WAS THE FUCKING SHIT. I HAD A BUNCH OF THESE FUCKING CARDS god I miss being young
Hunter Davis
Who /Deltora Quest/ though? Also was the show good?
Jack Roberts
Not him but Dark Legacy is my shit.
Kayden Ortiz
sims
Jason Reyes
IF YOU MISS THE DOT YOU GET THIS IRRITATING VOICE
IF YOU GET THE DOT YOU GET THE IRRITATING VOICE
AND IT NEVER FUCKING STOPS
Jordan Stewart
What's with this guys obsession over Elliot anyway?
Julian Hall
If you found a golden goose that kept getting you views while letting you be edgy, would you let go?
Xavier Perry
jesus christ im dying
Colton Moore
>not american but
yeah i've only ever had one teacher like that, it happens but it's not the main problem
Owen Diaz
>Never read this but there's a live action adaptation of it out soon(maybe not soon).
it's coming out in August and it's going to be fucking shit. It was cast in a way that means the director must have rewritten most of the story for it to make any sense
Grayson Torres
Just read the whe thing
I feel dirty now
tfw we had pretty similar childhoods up until about age 17 and theres the very real possibility I could have turned out like he did
Hudson Cruz
Could be, but Elliot required an extra level of mental illness which went completely untreated by ignorant parents. What caused you to deviate from his path?
Andrew Perry
lmao
Jordan Howard
It's pretty good.
Levi Watson
Almost killed myself but realized I was being a little bitch and that none of my problems were completely unsolvable, I'm doing much better now. You're right though, elliot was a dude who was just not made for this world
Samuel Young
Well, I'm glad you pulled yourself out of your bullshit, user.
Jace Wood
that's just idiotic, tomorrows are better than yesterdays and without a tomorrow there's no point in getting back to a yesterday
Cameron Bailey
Call me a normie but I think the pics you shouldn't share threads are kind of creepy.
Dylan Turner
>Michael Scott
Kevin Jenkins
Yes and I achieved those
Grayson Martin
Posting a masterpiece, fools who know it as The Golden Compass can't compete
Liam Nelson
It's a PS3 emulator
Jose Lopez
what'd you do
i wanna know whats achievable for young people
Ryan Sanchez
I have low standards but my life's goals were to get a degree in biology, get a job where I could sit( meaning an office job), marry a Japanese woman ,and earn around 40k. I did it all and then more.
Xavier Bell
Greg did nothing wrong
Parker Torres
>YA Lit thread
Oh I am there. This is ironically my favorite series.