Well, I am perplexed

A obviously

Imagine being this retarded. This is basic "stuff I watched in a cartoon"-tier physics. It's so simple even kids would understand it.

but B is right so the portal must rip you in half, or else a portal can't shoot you by moving over you, and B can't be wrong because it's right

HULA

HOOP

so, if you move a hoop very fast over an object, does it shoot out according to your fucked up logic?

Yeah that's a fair point, but I think it's a smaller issue as it doesn't fundamentally violate any laws of physics (at least not in an obvious way). I guess it could be that the object passing through it experiences a stress in the same way that you would if you dragged an object from one side, a little like being accelerated by rollers which move across the object, I'm not sure if that's entirely consistent though

lol en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_even_wrong

>HOOPS
see hoopsfag

The scenario where the orange portal falls onto the cube is the same scenario as if the cube was accelerating towards the portal. The only difference is your reference point. That's something that happens constantly in the game, so it's obviously B.

>Motion is relative

no its not