Which would you choose Yea Forums?

Green, mostly for the teleportation

Red because yuri fucked up my brain

Green is too good, red should be 9/10 or 10/10 girl for it to even approach the realm of a tough choice.

red, gimme that pussy tho

Green because I'm not a gay.

>Red because yuri fucked up my brain

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obviously green you ginormous faggot

>he plays the game of life as a woman

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Green. Being 5 feet will make me even cuter!

If you're a tranny does pushing green give you a new dick and cure all of the mental illness?
>choice between becoming a real girl and being the perfect male specimen
I feel like this is only a hard choice for actual transfags