Which would you choose Yea Forums?

Which would you choose Yea Forums?

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Neither? Green would make life incredibly boring and make me either super power hungry or a psychopath, and I don't want to be a girl

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The green one. Why would anyone want to degrade.....?

I press the black button to die instantly

>5 and 7 feet tall

Always a good laugh seeing this stupid shit.
Your button game is fucking shit and you are an ignorant, fat piece of shit OP.

Have a nice day.

you're such a boring unimaginative faggot
>push green
>take over the world
>forcefully push humanity to conquer stars
>become literal god emperor of mankind

green
doing it to solve health problems

Green, i will become the god emperor and lead the gamer uprising.

I want to be immortal more than I want to be a girl, so green button it is.

Green, mostly for the teleportation

Red because yuri fucked up my brain

Green is too good, red should be 9/10 or 10/10 girl for it to even approach the realm of a tough choice.

red, gimme that pussy tho

Green because I'm not a gay.

>Red because yuri fucked up my brain

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obviously green you ginormous faggot

>he plays the game of life as a woman

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Green. Being 5 feet will make me even cuter!

If you're a tranny does pushing green give you a new dick and cure all of the mental illness?
>choice between becoming a real girl and being the perfect male specimen
I feel like this is only a hard choice for actual transfags

>Press green
>Use my 250 IQ and unlimited money to develop science that can transform me into a 10/10 girl

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Green, but for any pozzed canons you can probably get up to 8/10 with makeup

Most trannies start at 5/6 and end either flatlining or steadily increasing, but by age 30 they climb back down

Green, use my 380 IQ to find a way to turn me into a cute trap

green
with 400 IQ i can turn myself into a girl anyway

>his iq is 0

Green buttom, then with my 350 IQ I'd develop something to make me a 10/10 girl.

>Making a deal with Tzeentch
Cringe and heresypilled

Make your choice.

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If I push the red button can I still keep my dick?

girls don't have dicks so no

fag

If you push green you can get all the 7/10 girls you want if you catch my drift haha

green

red

RED FUCKING NOW

green

Makes you the strongest person alive might actually fuck humanity if you're lazy about it. If you dont' work out and can only lift like 20lbs you'd make everyone else weaker and unable to lift 20lbs.

it says “without any need to maintain your strength”, so im assuming it would adapt to the 2nd strongest persons muscles

Look at this seething powerlet

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>Immune to sexual diseases
>Implying i would use my brand new vagina with pozzed guys
If i become my waifu i would remain a virgin until i find a suitable husband to breed me

>actually wanting to be a girl
imagine failing at your gender so bad you want to change sides

I always tried to imagine what I'd do the day I become omnipotent.

Become small and observe atoms?
Go teleport to important political people and tell them they're my bitches?
Go back in ancient Greece and give aristotle a calculator?
Kill myself then resurrect myself from the dead? (doesn't have to make sense since I'm omnipotent)
Understand what contains the universe, and understand what contains it itself?

Man, omnipotence seems like such a hassle, I couldn't handle all the possibilities.

are you retarded
>become the perfect being
>or have to deal with periods on top of mental problems

RED

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modify yourself so you can handle the possibilities

R E D

I CHANGED MY MIND
RED

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Good idea.
But imagine the existential dread if you didn't do that.
Just like whenever I decide to cheat in a game, I always end up doing it because once I start chatting, I go all the way, and I end up doing the take a few hours later.


I honestly don't know, but I think it's philosophically interesting to know that man usually feels empty once he gains full control over his environment.

Big smart nigga in thread

Green. Only trannies would pick red.

Red. Green's a bunch of DeviantArt OC donut steel bullshit that I don't need. Plus, I've never really liked being male, I just put up with it because it was the hand I was dealt.