Why aren't gamers having sex?

>picking
Huh yeah sure because they're definitively both options.

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because abusing them outside of sex puts you in jail

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Because they were told not to by their female overlords

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Busy 100%ing a game.

If you played sports and not videogames when you were a kid you would've grown up to be someone who can easily have sex like a normal person, guaranteed

Still, every time I look at this post I am more and more perplexed by his hairline.

Because sex is not worth the effort

Cool. Very good to know in retrospect.

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I don't know, man. Most of the guys I know who are rugby players are braindead caveman tier from all the head injuries they've had.

Cause women like to be abused, learn that and you will get laid.

Women love braindead cavemen

This is what people literally mind controlled by porn think. Both men and women I mean.

No this is what people know because they got laid a shitton of time and know women go crazy in bed. You dont have to beat them ofc but sure as fuck try to slap her and she will pump faster your dick.

women need to add an easy mode
there's no reason everyone shouldnt be allowed to have sex with them
stop with this toxic git gud mentality

>Why aren't gamers having sex?
Because my appearance is repulsive, if not more so than my personality.
I'm 28 and can't maintain a basic conversation: I have no sociable or productive interests, and I end up wobbling in place when talking to others because I don't know how to carry myself or stand idly; how the fuck am I supposed to get laid?

The answer is thus: I don't.

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Again these are women who have been hypnotized by porn and western media into thinking this is what all men want, and men are willing to oblige.

Would burst out laughing during sex if some corny girl said some of the garbage from modern porn. "CHOKE RAPE KILL AND DISMEMBER ME DADDY!!!"

Because it's literally not worth the time effort or money. ESPECIALLY in todays climate where females tend to be extremely entitled, arrogant, egotistical bitches who can and will claim you raped them if you do something they don't like, and ruin your entire life as a result simply via accusation with zero proof.

Why go through all that?

Games are more accessible. The end. Bring on the 59.99 sex bots though

we're talking about an ass slap not guro shit. god.

women are naturally submissive and masochistic
it has nothing to do with porn

lol you never had sex

>that "writing'

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>Why aren't gamers having sex?

Because playing games is more fun that chasing pussy.

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What if you did both and have only had sex once as a 22 year old

Thats not what happens but you have to demonstrate some dominance, sometimes is just a game of how much dominance you can show. You think women doenst like to choke on your dick? They do. If you see her trying to stuff it in her mouth grab her head and pull down. Guaranteed 100% shes gonna fucking like it.
The one who thinks women are pure and you have to treat them gentle in bed are the one whose women fuck someone else.

reminder that justin wong has a wife and child now

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Get off youtube

Have sex

Is that Matt pat?

Too much hassle for too little reward.

Why indeed...

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>no one online has had sex XD

>You think women doenst like to choke on your dick? They do. If you see her trying to stuff it in her mouth grab her head and pull down. Guaranteed 100% shes gonna fucking like it.
Women hypnotized by porn and men who are addicted to it love it, yes.

>picking video games over sex
Yeah, I'm sure if I was 14 again that's the excuse I'd use.

This whore has had three dicks in her ass multiple shoots. She's quite the champ.

Based Adriana Chechik is one of the few women I’d put the controller down for.

Roastie vag filled with stds and tyrone's semen is not a prize worth chasing. Video games are far more fulfilling.

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>demonize traditional male/female sexuality
>complain nonstop about toxic masculinity
>every close contact with a female nets you a court case 20 years down the road because #metoo
>promote unhealthy sexual lifestyles including trannies, furries, homosexuality, queer
>shriek at males oogling 17 years old "children"
>flood internet with porn filled with disgusting skanks

WTF MEN STOPPED HAVING SEX???????????????????????

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I'm more concerned with finding a job that I'll still have after one year and hitting the jackpot in finding a house that I can afford in this lifetime.

Honestly though why is she wrong for feeling that way? Women like powerful men just like men like submissive women. Crying in front of a woman is the easiest way to make her lose interest in you.

>picking-video-games-over-sex/
not true, I pick escorts over perusing a partner or one-night-stand; still wanna get my dick wet, but can't be bothered having interaction with women beyond that

proofs?

have sex

it makes her a complete and utter callous bitch

Because 2d > 3d and i can't fuck 2d, yet.

>men should show more feelings
>eeeewwww I don't like it when he's showing feelings
It's just another example f women not knowing what they want and men falling for it.

stop advertising websites of your fetishes

I got pity laid from having a cry whilst drunk once

Nothing wrong with it.
It does mean she's a basic bitch wholly lacking in empathy who doesn't deserve a partner as good as him.

>when your girlfriend (female) suddenly tells you to fuck her boipucci

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dude looks ugly and that thing looks like tranny

>Women hypnotized by porn and men who are addicted to it love it, yes
You are swapping cause and consequences. Women sucked dicks since the roman empire and even before and i dont think a man of those ages was binded to be "gentle". What you see on the internet is a consequence of doing shit people has doing from the beginning of time, not the opposite. Im not speaking of course about extreme shit like scat, guro or whatever but women are pretty much opened to kinky stuff. The fucking bukkake was a punishment for infedelty in ancient japan, how many months would have took for people to understand they liked it?

Kill yourself

If you are for thots you dont cry in front of them. NEVER. And since you probably know you are going for thots is your fucking fault.

>is actually hideous
>to retarded to actually talk
>litteraly cant stand still because so fat
>hides behind anime girl pic
like pottery

That's disgusting
Just fap

You can show your feelings without breaking down into tears like a bitch.

Found the woman. They need to hurry up with the sex-bots.

I did both and hace only nailed 3 grills, not counting paid sluts

No one is talking about guro shit, and I'm not denying some people genuinely enjoy this, but the level of abuse in porn is literally just porn getting more "extreme" because people have been exposed to so much of it. Desires to be spat on and choked and slapped inherent to every human being aren't suddenly being awakened.

PLS GIB ME LIKES. pls😃

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Pretending to be tough in front of someone you love intimately is really hard. If your woman cannot be a counselor for your everyday troubles, she's a shit woman.

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>justin wong has a wife and child
you mean a daughterwife?

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>Crying in front of a woman is the easiest way to make her lose interest in you.
christ women aren't even human

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Some games are better than sex

Because video games are just better. Cue arguing with holes.

Shill thread

Get out

It's fucking retarded and a waste of time

This is just as much of a fake bait post as this

I tried opening up to my ex about some shit I went through growing up once and her only reaction was pure disgust.

Women are awful and not worth it most of the time.

this isn't a daily or even weekly thing, user, just every couple of months or so. Literally no different to picking up some slag via tinder, apart from there's no pretence.

Imagine having to dress in high heels, wearing tiny booty shorts and just having to look pretty while men stare at you

Imagine they ridicule you and insult you while they look, call you things like a "dumb bimbo" and laugh at how dumb you are

God I wish that was me

No user, women actually unironically think like this. They are very shallow and vain.

Sorry but it's reality, you can't just brush it off as something only "shit women" will do. Men love to pretend they're pragmatists/realists when in actuality they believe all this fairy tale bullshit about how women will love them no matter what.

lmao the West is so fucking done for

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