Shepard, don't destroy the collectors base

Because the time they save not smearing colored shit over their faces is time they can use to dominate the rest of the galaxy.

Not joking, but autism. I can fap to 2D shit but I hate to even look at real people for some reason.

Then why do all of the human ME bitches walk around with a shitton of makeup on their faces?

Best option. Only fuck in ME1 given to The Consort, friendzone Liara, kill Ashley, acquire Tali gf ASAP.

Wait til the second game, then Tali.

It's not make-up. They were genetically modified to look like that.

Based and redpilled

Play with another language
I really like french femshep

No, just make a post-war Mass Effect, dealing with all the fallout from the Reaper war, the conflicts that would ensue from all those species being trapped in the same solar system and ultimately resolution towards rebuilding the galaxy.

I found it so extremely retarded. It got even way worse in the later games when they upped the fanservice for everything. How can I take that seriously I mean they're fighters.