There's a bunch of rubbish on Yea Forums today. Let's have a cozy Dragon Age thread instead, where we can call each other's waifus shit and bitch about Bioware sucking dicks.
I just finished Awakening and it had a few strong points, but some of the companions really felt like they played mix-and-match with traits of the Origins group, and I found it hard to give a shit about any of them. Now I'm playing through Golems of Argonauts or whatever and goddamn is it less than fun. Been trying to beat the final boss for an hour now, which is longer than I spent on the rest of the DLC. Witch Hunt better be fucking worth it afterwards.
Witch Hunt is also shit. Sorry user but its just dead. Everything is dead. Just die with us.
William Collins
Well let me warn you right now buddy, it's all downhill from here. DA2 improves some stuff and goes back in others and DAI dosen't improve enough stuff while going way back in others.
I'd heard that DA2 and DAI are crap and already planned on not playing them. I'm not ready to accept death 'till my Warden finally finds his raven-haired witchfu again, which only took me ten damn years. After that I can die.
That bad, huh. Guess I'll just look up all the lore afterwards to understand those bizarre discussions I see about fucking knife-ear shits actually being responsible for all of creation. Maybe I'll play Mass Effect instead, I still haven't gotten around to that either.
Charles Cooper
FUCK MORRIGAN
Such a gross slut. Who would want to give birth to a massive diseased dragon and raise it like a child? What a freak.
>I'd heard that DA2 and DAI are crap Sort of but not really, while DA2 has its share of flaws I'd hesitate to call it crap. DAI is borderline crap >Guess I'll just look up all the lore afterwards to understand those bizarre discussions I see about fucking knife-ear shits actually being responsible for all of creation No he is just responsible for creating the veil with the unintentional side effect of destroying elf society.
Logan Reyes
>FUCK MORRIGAN already did bro BIG COUSLAND DICK
Carter Sanders
Thats just what Solas is responsible for. Knife-ears are still the worst of the worst and responsible for anything bad ever.
Shit now I want to replay Origins again and be racist to elves.
Julian Sanders
DA2 IS crap, its just that DAI makes it look not-crap.
No DA2 got some things write, it has the best written story in the series with the best cast and it's also the only Dragon Age game with a good villain. The combat is also the best in the series and Femhawk is perfect
All these years and people are still using that crappy texture mod with super visible aliasing where they erased part of her robe in MS Paint.
Eli Lewis
Any mods that takes off her bra but only the bra?
Benjamin Brooks
Yes.
Oliver Cox
>she complains about being cold >wants to take even more clothes away from her Holy shit, user. What did she ever do to you?
Joseph Flores
Maybe she should: >get a thicker blanket >stop being a moron and sit by the fire >wear some proper clothes >learn to pitch a tent other than the one in the Warden's pants
Jace Lewis
Do yourself a favour and don't play DA2 or DAI. It will ruin nice memories of the Origins you have now.
Logan Perry
>Fans talk about how the lore is much deeper than the games let on >Check some of the books >Timeline inconsistencies out the ass, some logic errors >Read the comics >Not just logic errors, logic is literally absent from the latest comic >The latest """""novel""""" is shorter than my dick and is made 99% of codex entries that were already in the game So far it's not looking good my dudes
That image is terrible. She either does not have nipples, or she has nipples on the sides of her tits. Bizarre.
Ryan Smith
>Timeline inconsistencies out the ass That's kind of to be expected with any franchise
Nicholas Mitchell
I finally got around to playing DAI and it's not half as bad as everyone hyped it up to be. Of course I never bothered recruiting Sera so that might have helped
Josiah Cooper
Name 5 timeline inconsistencies in LotR
Justin Reed
>DA2 >not absolute shit >PRESS X TO AWESOME >No tactics or strategy needed at all >made the Darkspawn look like retarded generic zombies
Dominic Bennett
>Game never really lived up to this and even if it did what's the issue? >The first game didn't require this either >Not really an issue
Adam Roberts
The novels are fine enough I think, Hard in Hightown is not really a novel or at least I wouldn't call it that. Kinda just something a fan wants to have at home, like a figure and shit. The latest comic however was pure unfiltered garbage though, not gonna argue with that
Dominic Perry
It sure as fuck required more skill than button spam with CD skill rotation Nightmare difficulty requires some strategy, positioning, etc; of course certain build setups were broken AF or rolling with 3-4 mages but being able to break the game doesn't mean it isn't challenging.
Carter Bailey
>timeline inconsistencies I don't recall any time travel shenanigans in DA:O. Did they start introducing it in the rest of the series?
Easton Gray
Nah in the novels they just sometimes mix up what happened when. I am just going with whatever the latest novel says counts
Ayden Morgan
>BLOOD MAGES ARE BAD >make every single mage party member a blood mage even if you never use the skill tree DEVILISH
Brayden Morris
Fuck the maker and fuck the chantry RISE UP
Zachary Powell
>Not really an issue da:o darkspawn look fucking good, though, and have clear differences in class/type/role while still looking humanoid enough that it doesn't come as a surprise when they start talking in awakening why would they even change shit up?
John Allen
*commits various horrible crimes* FUCKING CHANTRY KEEPING US DOWN WE DINDU NUFFINS
Liam Wood
FUCK Justice and FUCK demons and FUCK Howe's goddamn shit kid for giving them ideas.
Bentley Anderson
I will make it legal. *sips* ahhh, Tervinter, not that was a good Empire
Jeremiah Fisher
good positioning alone trivialized most encounters so yes playing reactively would require more skill
Jaxon Foster
*ahem* fuck tevinter, fuck mages and fuck niggers
Lucas Ross
i fapped to the broodmother multiple times
Nicholas Hughes
>FUCK MORRIGAN I sure did.
Gavin Moore
Knowing the books made DA:I more interesting to be desu
Daniel Fisher
Torturing Leliana is my hobby!
Benjamin Mitchell
>There's a bunch of rubbish on Yea Forums today. >starts a thread about a rubbish game lel
Brandon Gray
X-D
Nicholas Gray
>using strategy trivializes most encounters >button spam is more skilled lmao, why would anyone defend DA2? It's the worst in a series of mediocre to decent games. The only thing it has going is decent character models for SOME of the characters.
