There's a bunch of rubbish on Yea Forums today. Let's have a cozy Dragon Age thread instead...

There's a bunch of rubbish on Yea Forums today. Let's have a cozy Dragon Age thread instead, where we can call each other's waifus shit and bitch about Bioware sucking dicks.

I just finished Awakening and it had a few strong points, but some of the companions really felt like they played mix-and-match with traits of the Origins group, and I found it hard to give a shit about any of them. Now I'm playing through Golems of Argonauts or whatever and goddamn is it less than fun. Been trying to beat the final boss for an hour now, which is longer than I spent on the rest of the DLC. Witch Hunt better be fucking worth it afterwards.

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Witch Hunt is also shit.
Sorry user but its just dead.
Everything is dead.
Just die with us.

Well let me warn you right now buddy, it's all downhill from here. DA2 improves some stuff and goes back in others and DAI dosen't improve enough stuff while going way back in others.

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I'd heard that DA2 and DAI are crap and already planned on not playing them. I'm not ready to accept death 'till my Warden finally finds his raven-haired witchfu again, which only took me ten damn years. After that I can die.

That bad, huh. Guess I'll just look up all the lore afterwards to understand those bizarre discussions I see about fucking knife-ear shits actually being responsible for all of creation. Maybe I'll play Mass Effect instead, I still haven't gotten around to that either.

FUCK MORRIGAN

Such a gross slut. Who would want to give birth to a massive diseased dragon and raise it like a child? What a freak.

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>I'd heard that DA2 and DAI are crap
Sort of but not really, while DA2 has its share of flaws I'd hesitate to call it crap. DAI is borderline crap
>Guess I'll just look up all the lore afterwards to understand those bizarre discussions I see about fucking knife-ear shits actually being responsible for all of creation
No he is just responsible for creating the veil with the unintentional side effect of destroying elf society.

>FUCK MORRIGAN
already did bro
BIG
COUSLAND
DICK

Thats just what Solas is responsible for. Knife-ears are still the worst of the worst and responsible for anything bad ever.

Shit now I want to replay Origins again and be racist to elves.

DA2 IS crap, its just that DAI makes it look not-crap.

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