ITT: Describe a game as poorly as possible and others try to guess what it is

ITT: Describe a game as poorly as possible and others try to guess what it is.
>An old man goes out to buy some paint and has to fight Satan

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>You take a step outside of your house and the entire fucking world loses it's shit

Earthbound?

>fall off a truck
>kill a bunch of old people

It's Saint's Row IV, but first person and more faux-80's

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I've got two
>Punch Dudes
>Punch Demons
>Punch Stronger Demons
>Punch SATAN

>You're Jesus in an airplane and some kid's writing you a letter.

Blood Dragon?

Yep.

Prey?

Darksiders?