>you can fuck arguably the most attractive NPC in the game, but only if you beat her in a running race and a horse race
>wow easy fucking peasy
>the horse race takes place near populated areas, and the game forces you to move at a fucking trot because ???
>the girl you're racing is able to gallop as fast as she wants, meaning you can't win the race and hence can't fuck her
what did the developers mean by this
>playing ass creed
your first mistake
who
I fucking hope you pirated it and did not give money to those people.
Just fuck the horse.
It has real pussy model
i knew this comment was coming
it's prob about a 6-7/10 game, I like what the devs did with the main story and especially with mythology, and the world is fucking huge/nice looking. But the side quests and shit are written horribly, and the NPC's are the most non-believable crap excuses of supposed human behavior
i've never pirated a game in my life and never will. For every single shitcunt executive there are a hundred devs who are as passionate as we are. They also could've gone the full SJW route and chose to make female soldiers/over glorify the role of women in ancient greece, but they didn't and that honestly impresses me for ubi.
What’s the problem here? It’s a background detail that most people won’t notice and they admit that it’s not historically accurate.
Like if you wanna shit on the game then how about you shit on it for actual good reasons like the stupid micro transactions that make you pay to make the game less of grind or the retarded story and subpar gameplay.
i can't remember, some grill in sparta who needs to be trained or something. Honestly every single bit of writing related to her and that quest is complete trash but dayum
>Hottest girl
>Can't even remember who she is
Yeah nah.
i know what she looks like you gimp, why would I remember her ancient greek ass name from a 4 minute shit quest where she spoke about two lines that sounded like they were from a shitty porno
that's fucking stupid, did they think if a girl played the game and came across this scene with all males that she would lose it and go on a killing spree? What is the logic behind this shit?
>OP had trouble with one of the easiest side quests in the game
It’s fucking easy to outrun that bitch especially if you have a good mount.
Pic of said NPC?
>had troubles with a ubisoft game
he's just slow.
i have the fiery mount tho. Legit, since patch horses run at a locked trot when you're near towns.
If I remember correctly she was a niggres
That's how it starts, and before you know it we will have a all female Roman legion that was the best legion there were was.
okay, time to finish Odyssey
Thanks user
I want to get back in it. but I dont remember wtf was going on
Maybe you're right. I'm sure nobody will notice.
Media shapes history far more than anything else. These games that do this are actively making it worse for women. People shouldn't forget how shitty history has been for women, sugar coating is straight out sexist. Ubisoft's professional SJW division has become the very thing it saught to destroy.
Same here, I played it for like 30 hours when it came out, but after 2 weeks, I just stopped playing.
Ive been wanting to go back and finish it, but I never get around to it.
>make female soldiers
They did, you are just not far enough yet
>over glorify the role of women in ancient Greece
They did. One of the most powerful persons in the game is a female, who was just a well known historical figure in the real world.
I wouldn't even give a fuck about all this fantasy shit (cause its asscreed, they can talk about how much they do historical accuracy, but their setting is just too fucking laughable), but IT IS SO FUCKING BORING, GOD! How people still praise this game is beyond me.
>Fade to black lame ass scenes
Who the fuck cares about romances in odyssey? Characters are shit, dialogues are shit, no nudity. What's the point then? Achievements?
>One of the most powerful persons in the game is a female, who was just a well known historical figure in the real world.
And that person was?
This, normie idiots get their history from "did u no" lines in movies and "top ten CRAZY historical facts in latest AAA game that will make you FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE XD" buzzfeed lists; those being inaccurate is as bad as actual intentional erasure, if not worse because it was born of commerce and marketing rather than misguided passion.
Yeah it's sad, I mean can you believe it that media has done it so people think the American revolution was about overthrowing a tyranny and a fight for freedom?
We all know the revolution was a 250 year marketing ploy to sell Bud Light, you're not shocking anyone here
Everyone rewrites history to suit their own goal, and the people who doesn't have a desire to learn will just accept what movies tell them. Chances are that there are still people who think that the Scottish fought against the English in kelts.
I thought the Scotch did everything in kilts. Except bathe, since they don't bathe.
i won every race isi, just block her way you fucking scrub.
You're a moron for even caring, and you deserve to play games like Odyssey.
>That's how it starts
>starts
Mate, we're talking about a game that lets you fight a fucking Minotaur. Ubisoft is done with historical accuracy and realism.
You mean they didn't?
>Ubisoft is done with historical accuracy and realism.
Mate, that has been the case since the very first AC game.
Then why is everybody complaining about it now?
They should at least try to be historical authentic.
Their rebellion wouldn't last long ify they did
You are absolutely right, and so is the whole current "feminism".
They are doing the exact fucking opposite what feminism stands for and what previous generations of (sane) feminists fought for.
All those current "feminists" are just prude americunts that should just shut the fuck up.
Does it have a bull cock?
Origins > Odyssey
False.
yikes she's fucking ugly
ironic, theyre painting earlier times as some sort of haven for minorities and women while unironically demonizing current times democratic western cultures. cultures that unironically treat women and minorities far better that what theyve been treated in history
its like those tumblrinas who obsess over the 50s but somehow gloss over how bad gays and blacks have it then
>origins
>nubian egypt somehow represents all of egypt
>instead of it being the backwater province that it was
Because most people never finish Assassins Creed creed games, and back in the day there weren't youtube videos by the people that actually did. Ancient super advanced civilizations, magical mind controlling/altering devices, devices that can completely change the landscape, technologies to augment and modify humanity through technological or biological means and countless other things.
It's not even the first time the series has had Mythical creatures in it.
People that ever had this idea the AC series was meant to be realistic or historically accurate were delusional or never touched the games.