>you can fuck arguably the most attractive NPC in the game, but only if you beat her in a running race and a horse race
>wow easy fucking peasy
>the horse race takes place near populated areas, and the game forces you to move at a fucking trot because ???
>the girl you're racing is able to gallop as fast as she wants, meaning you can't win the race and hence can't fuck her
what did the developers mean by this
>playing ass creed
your first mistake
who
I fucking hope you pirated it and did not give money to those people.
Just fuck the horse.
It has real pussy model
i knew this comment was coming
it's prob about a 6-7/10 game, I like what the devs did with the main story and especially with mythology, and the world is fucking huge/nice looking. But the side quests and shit are written horribly, and the NPC's are the most non-believable crap excuses of supposed human behavior
i've never pirated a game in my life and never will. For every single shitcunt executive there are a hundred devs who are as passionate as we are. They also could've gone the full SJW route and chose to make female soldiers/over glorify the role of women in ancient greece, but they didn't and that honestly impresses me for ubi.
What’s the problem here? It’s a background detail that most people won’t notice and they admit that it’s not historically accurate.
Like if you wanna shit on the game then how about you shit on it for actual good reasons like the stupid micro transactions that make you pay to make the game less of grind or the retarded story and subpar gameplay.
i can't remember, some grill in sparta who needs to be trained or something. Honestly every single bit of writing related to her and that quest is complete trash but dayum
>Hottest girl
>Can't even remember who she is
Yeah nah.
i know what she looks like you gimp, why would I remember her ancient greek ass name from a 4 minute shit quest where she spoke about two lines that sounded like they were from a shitty porno