>"We'll have a quality standard that doesn't accept crappy games," he said. "We'll accept reasonably good quality games, of any scale, whether small indie games to huge triple-A games, and we'll take everything up to, like, an R-rated movie or an M-rated game. A GTA game would be fine to us, but Epic's not going to distribute porn games or bloatware or asset flips, or any sort of thing that's meant to shock players. The PC's an open platform and if we don't distribute it in our store you can still reach consumers directly."
Steam literally did this until ecelebs cried that walking simulator #9213 wasn't allowed on the store. Now they cry that it's full of trash. Epic Launcher will go this way.
Yeah but they should fix the launcher, every time I have it open on my pc for more than an hour my machine starts to lag so hard I have to restart. probs all that chinese spyware huh
Benjamin Foster
rollingg
Liam James
>We banish reviews so our games are all good. I swear!"
Nicholas Bennett
bluepilled based and brownpilled
Chase Bennett
Fjfk
Logan Moore
Roll to both, whatever.
Brody Stewart
Fucker
Hunter Jones
>or any sort of thing that's meant to shock players
Why not?
Colton Hernandez
>no pokegils Nah dwag.
Zachary Peterson
>tl:dr China strong fuck you american dicks
Please eat shit and stop supporting commie despots.
Andrew Mitchell
>Fuuka Yes, I'm gonna cuck the Fuuka fag
Nathaniel Ortiz
>No crappy games >Fortnite is the first game on the platform Well, that didn't last long!
Jaxson Perry
They are both shit. Re-roll.
Owen Clark
well
Ethan Brooks
Now THIS is what I'm talking about.
Angel Reed
fuck you OP and fuck epic/tencent suck my dick bitch!
Why won't Valve make a separate client just for adult entertainment so it's not mixed in steam ? I dunno, call it Piston or something? Is it because they're too lazy to even curate their own platform or notice 2 rogue employees going rogue ?
Jordan Nguyen
So who's going to moderate their acceptance/rejection system? Who is going to judge the games they'll receive? Who will differenciate between "crappy" and "acceptably reasonably good" games? Furthermore, what's the difference between "M-rated" and "porn" games? Don't they both involve sex? Isn't the distinction between R-rating and M-rating explicit sex scenes? How are porn games different? I mean it's a nice corporate answer, and better than expected for most people, but I really hope they will be more explicit about their guidelines and the general process rather than saying >dude, just trust me
Benjamin Green
Roll baby ROLL
Kayden Sanders
Roll roll! I'm gonna fap to whatever I get here.
Isaac Adams
Decent roll for once. Usually with this shit I end up getting ones I don't know.
Matthew Lopez
why not
Dylan Davis
Piracy is making a strong come back. Every content provider(HBO, Starz, etc) want to have a streaming service. Guess what? There is no way in hell I will be having multiple monthly payments for services that think they need an app for one popular show. Same thing with games. I use Steam for everything it provided. But I don't ever purchase single player games, that's a waste of money.
I used to not like these kind of off topic spam posts, but for once you're actually doing Yea Forums a favor. Gotta say, I'm conflicted.
Jack Brown
Post
Tyler Wood
What this means is "bribe us to say your game is "good" or you won't be allowed on us".
It won't be like that at first, but Epic wants a monopoly, and they're trying to kill steam and other competition with their business model. Once they get a monopoly then this practice will turn into the same way the chinese do business, I.E. "Give us shit to work with us!"
>or any sort of thing that's meant to shock players So they wouldn't except something like doki doki literature club? These kind of vauge rules are always gonna cause autists to riot no matter which way these storefronts go.
Nathaniel Edwards
>No Kelsi Monroe Trash. I guess I'll roll for Mandy or Anikka.
Charles Allen
14, 53, 63, or 85 GET
Cooper Gonzalez
is this dude actually taking the bell curve seriously
Epic Games Store confirmed for not accepting 99% of indie developed trash they cried and cried when Steam was Curated because they couldn't get onto Steam back then say goodbye to your shekels, Megaman clone ripoff devs. Hope you didn't ACTUALLY buy RPGMaker, 30 minute long "j"RPG developers. Whats that, you made some shitty run n gun around a low-quality pixelshit map? Oh you better believe you're not selling that shit on Tom Sweeney's store.
Mason Ward
>WE get to control who does and doesn't get to sell a game >if you want to buy niche stuff that doesn't look flashy then FUCK you Wow totally makes me want to use your garbage service!
These companies care about the game's graphics far more than its quality. Remember the time GOG refused to sell zachtronics games because they 'looked like mobile games'? And that was GOG, imagine how retarded Epic would be.