The Epic Store won't accept 'crappy games,' says Tim Sweeney

pcgamer.com/the-epic-store-wont-accept-crappy-games-says-ceo-tim-sweeney/

>"We'll have a quality standard that doesn't accept crappy games," he said. "We'll accept reasonably good quality games, of any scale, whether small indie games to huge triple-A games, and we'll take everything up to, like, an R-rated movie or an M-rated game. A GTA game would be fine to us, but Epic's not going to distribute porn games or bloatware or asset flips, or any sort of thing that's meant to shock players. The PC's an open platform and if we don't distribute it in our store you can still reach consumers directly."

Based Sweeney

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>no porn games

Gay. Sticking with Steam.

>meanwhile on steam

literal crappy games

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>3DPD garbage
go fuck yourself

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>very positive

why do steamfags have such shit taste?

Really? epicgames.com/store/en-US/product/rollercoaster-tycoon-adventures/home

Steam literally did this until ecelebs cried that walking simulator #9213 wasn't allowed on the store.
Now they cry that it's full of trash.
Epic Launcher will go this way.

FTFY

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2d of fuck off

But they are literally buying unreleased crowdfunded games, how the fuck would they gauge the quality?

finally

They just brought in David Cage's shit though

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Yeah but they should fix the launcher, every time I have it open on my pc for more than an hour my machine starts to lag so hard I have to restart. probs all that chinese spyware huh

rollingg

>We banish reviews so our games are all good. I swear!"

bluepilled
based and brownpilled

Fjfk

Roll to both, whatever.

Fucker

>or any sort of thing that's meant to shock players

Why not?

>no pokegils
Nah dwag.

>tl:dr China strong fuck you american dicks

Please eat shit and stop supporting commie despots.

>Fuuka
Yes, I'm gonna cuck the Fuuka fag

>No crappy games
>Fortnite is the first game on the platform
Well, that didn't last long!

They are both shit. Re-roll.

well

Now THIS is what I'm talking about.

fuck you OP and fuck epic/tencent
suck my dick bitch!

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Let's go

Too late

>David Cage "games" are on the list
What did he mean by this?

>no crappy games
>metro exodus

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Rawling.

K A T
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>won't accept 'crappy games'
then why are heavy rain, beyond two souls and detroit become human on it?

Double roll

Rollarinobambino

Well you got KATherine user

Eat shit shill.

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Why won't Valve make a separate client just for adult entertainment so it's not mixed in steam ? I dunno, call it Piston or something? Is it because they're too lazy to even curate their own platform or notice 2 rogue employees going rogue ?

So who's going to moderate their acceptance/rejection system? Who is going to judge the games they'll receive? Who will differenciate between "crappy" and "acceptably reasonably good" games?
Furthermore, what's the difference between "M-rated" and "porn" games? Don't they both involve sex? Isn't the distinction between R-rating and M-rating explicit sex scenes? How are porn games different?
I mean it's a nice corporate answer, and better than expected for most people, but I really hope they will be more explicit about their guidelines and the general process rather than saying
>dude, just trust me

Roll baby ROLL

Roll roll! I'm gonna fap to whatever I get here.

Decent roll for once. Usually with this shit I end up getting ones I don't know.

why not

Piracy is making a strong come back. Every content provider(HBO, Starz, etc) want to have a streaming service. Guess what? There is no way in hell I will be having multiple monthly payments for services that think they need an app for one popular show.
Same thing with games. I use Steam for everything it provided. But I don't ever purchase single player games, that's a waste of money.

Rr

Now we're talking

>No futas
Shit tier.

>porn mock the players
Only in murricuck

big ol anime tiddies please

Fuck off chink shill.

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Let's go boys.

Nice

let's go boys

trannies will defend this

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rolrin

A cool alternative to Steam and Epic is to download games for free.

Kek.

>Epic's not going to distribute porn games

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Something i can care about.

Now this is podracing

I used to not like these kind of off topic spam posts, but for once you're actually doing Yea Forums a favor. Gotta say, I'm conflicted.

Post

What this means is "bribe us to say your game is "good" or you won't be allowed on us".

It won't be like that at first, but Epic wants a monopoly, and they're trying to kill steam and other competition with their business model. Once they get a monopoly then this practice will turn into the same way the chinese do business, I.E. "Give us shit to work with us!"

Rollin Rollin Rollin

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I am just gonna pirate Epic exclusive games.

>but multiplayer

Yeah fuck that noise I only have time for one multiplayer game anyway, and I have plenty to choose from that are not Ebin Store exclusives.

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Here we go

thats more like it

But they just announced 3 David Cage games to the store.

based

Steam does need to curate better though.

good

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let's roll

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rolllllllllll

>or any sort of thing that's meant to shock players
So they wouldn't except something like doki doki literature club? These kind of vauge rules are always gonna cause autists to riot no matter which way these storefronts go.

>No Kelsi Monroe
Trash. I guess I'll roll for Mandy or Anikka.

14, 53, 63, or 85 GET

is this dude actually taking the bell curve seriously

Those are interactive movies like Bandersnatch.

based

oh snap theyre not kidding
Yea Forums btfod

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cringe

based & redpilled

disgusting

lets roll

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GIV AJ APPLEGATE

give me something good

ello

So they refuse to sell their own games? Hows that going to work?

das rollinzies

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Even the worst Persona girl is still alright.

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Epic Games Store confirmed for not accepting 99% of indie developed trash
they cried and cried when Steam was Curated because they couldn't get onto Steam back then
say goodbye to your shekels, Megaman clone ripoff devs. Hope you didn't ACTUALLY buy RPGMaker, 30 minute long "j"RPG developers. Whats that, you made some shitty run n gun around a low-quality pixelshit map? Oh you better believe you're not selling that shit on Tom Sweeney's store.

>WE get to control who does and doesn't get to sell a game
>if you want to buy niche stuff that doesn't look flashy then FUCK you
Wow totally makes me want to use your garbage service!

These companies care about the game's graphics far more than its quality. Remember the time GOG refused to sell zachtronics games because they 'looked like mobile games'? And that was GOG, imagine how retarded Epic would be.

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>This nigga isn't.

Need to know

hit me

Give me a cute short haired one please

rool

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Yes

reroll, I don't know who the grill I got is.

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Well you got Samus instead you bastard

Hit me again

DLsite and DMM already exist.

Is it gay that you have to fap to the same porn star at the same time? Pls respond

>Inferior Samus
Only Samus for me is the Powersuit one.

>No crappy games policy
>The Fortnite platform
Really stimulates me intellectually

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Imagine putting a CP pic in here and getting a bunch of people to download the image before people find out. Sounds dangerous.

Let's see what can I get with E-rank luck

Please be good.

Come on Jill

Based and Weebpilled.

which one is cp? give me number

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Ok, I can go for the trad life