Can someone explain this ad to me?

Stop. There is more to life then sex. Get some help.

Nah I cum that what matters a fleshlight is better than pussy desu.

mentally ill retard that isn't even aware that he's doing it for free

>Not just having Jamal fuck you instead while you play vidya

>humans are dynamically and constantly changing
thats some of the dumbest shit i've read here in a while, but lets ignore that for a second.

>What do you think people were doing before video games were invented?
all the other fucking hobbies that existed before them? you wouldn't know this since you have no fucking friends, but people get boring, or worse yet, annoying and unbearable, after being around them for long enough. it happens to everyone, no matter how much you love each other. and to get back to you're retarded statement from before, people don't really change that much over the course of their lives, at all. you are who you will be when you're dead, and thats the same as who you were a few years ago. if you believe otherwise, you're being really fucking naive.

Because political mindsets have invaded and taken over Yea Forums entirely. Every argument is now based on if the other person has or has not had sex before. I dunno or understand these mindsets either.
Imagine being born with no sex drive at all. You literally cannot be sexually aroused. Its biologically impossible. Then you end up on this website. Everyone telling you to get laid any time you are critical of anything. My life is already a living hell, I would like to have normal discussion about video games instead of sex please.

>Call on jamals shit
>Challenge him to rev2 ft10
>become gamebuddys
>wife gets btfo
>she gets a dyke cut and dye her hair green
>she moves to london
>have blasblue tuesdays with jamal
Bros before hoes

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Sounds like a plan

If you could same person you were from 10 years ago then unless you got everything right the first time you are actively choosing to not learn anything. People, as in well-adjusted people, fuck up a lot early in life and then either continue to fuck up or make changes and become a different person. Like the drug addict who became a sponsor to help other people. Or the guy who went to find a better family when he realized his woman he was with was a toxic cunt. If you and ironically never move for the rest of your life after the age of 20 then you deserve to be there.