Resident evil: remake 2

I went to it but it just went to a place I had been before.

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what a badass

at least he got hardcore S+ on some game in 2019*

(*said in 2039 when nobody gives a shit about a 20 year old game)

>20 years from now
>"omg. user, sure did ass blast that fag on 4 chan 20 years ago for getting an S+ on remake 2...he's so cool."
>.....
>"wait a minute."
>"some guy on Yea Forums got an S+ in remake 2!? THAT'S COOL AS FUCK"

>i read
i lmao'd

Says the guy doing the same thing but on an internet forum.

>James got married and had a kid? Nice!
>And Matt got a promotion at his job? Good for him!
>What did you do user?
>uh... ever heard of this game called Resident Evil 2? Its kind of an old game. Actually its a remake of an older game and, uh, well... its about zombies and youre a cop and you shoot em and stuff... anyways I got an S+ rank, I swear to god, I can prove it. Aint that cool?

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Im spreading wisdom for the good of humanity. For free, mind you. You should show some respect

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I beat it but now artificial difficulty makes me not want to play it again. Also purple reskinned zombies as a new "enemy" in ghost survivors was cheap.

anthem is better

Upvote.

Humanity is fucked
The planet is fucked
The human race is fucked
Nothing you do will amount to anything
What you deem as "accomplishments" and "progress", is little more than just dust in the wind
Having kids won't mean anything
Building something won't mean anything
You'll be completely forgotten 100 years from now
No one will remember you
Your memories will fade to nothingness
any recollection of your actions will be lost forever
Your life is nothing more than a millisecind in humanities history

While you toil away, trying to acheive "life goals" we've all already accepted futility.

We bath in it. We understand it. We know that in the grand scheme, all we are is a drop in a vast ocean of the universe, and that drop only lasted a wink in the history of the universe. We've accepted it.

We understand that the only real meaningful thing we can do with our lives, is to do what makes us happy. And we're doing just that. We spend our time doung what makes us happy.

And then there's you. The man who choses to spend his time shitposting and chastising anons on an anonymous chinese image board. The man who chastizes us for wasting our time. The man who is too fucking stupid to even see the irony in that statement.

Do us favor and just leave. We are all too busy having fun

where in your long ass equation do you factor in?

>you're a big meanypants
>we're all having fun and you're here posting things that we dont like
>i speak for all of Yea Forums btw
>ugghh im such a preachy faggot i cant stop sucking cock ugghghhh
>*schlurp schluuurrrrpp*
>brrraaaaaaaaaaap

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>losing maximum 40 minutes (length of the game) progress

Did you go the the 2nd floor east wing

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It was 25

Yes, dying to those fucking G monsters in the sewers. I've gotten pretty good at dodging everything else on hardcore but them, THEM!!!!!!! I CANNOT FUCKING STAND THEIR ROTUND, DISGUSTING LARDVARK ASSES!

So my only save is right before getting those chess pieces.

im so fucking sick of my gtx 670 i can't fucking play re2 and by the time i actually get hired for some bullshit wagecuck job and i can afford a card that can fucking run re2 no one will be talking about it anymore
i cant fucking run anything remotely modern stop making re2 threads and rubbing it in PLEASE

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You seam upset

im not the one who wrote the poem of self projection

>make no progress while doing this
>once you finally decide to get a move on Mr. X is still right on your ass
>your little game of Ring Around The Rosie accomplished nothing

SHIT GAME

Why cant you play it on low?
what cpu?

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Just play it on PS4 bro.

>gtx 670 can run RE2

Are you sure dude? Have you tried? I only have a 1050 and it runs ok. A 670 should handle it on low settings, and honestly the game looks fine on low settings.

And i'm the one whose projecting about wasting our time

runs on my 770, you should be able to make it work

Nitpick harder, faggot. Post a webm that shows something that's actually consequential to the quality of the game.

You know you can still run around and just aim while opening doors. Sure Claire's fat ass jogging around creates noise but slamming doors creates more attention from him. I've never had an issue with him sticking around for too long even on hardcore doing that

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>These same 4 webms again

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So I'm downloading the game now. Only RE game I've played before is 4. I know literally nothing about 2. What am I in for? Any non spoiler tips?

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You started with ass-faggotry, now eat it faggot.

careful, don't let that fedora squeeze your brain too hard

Canned UI from this video, a round table of developers post launch
youtube.com/watch?v=p84HJt3fMSQ&t=0s

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That's so much fucking better, why did they can it?

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The guy is literally autsitic, just let him seethe in silence

How 2 guarantee crit headshot with peestol?

Zombies, lickers, and Mr. X all rely pretty heavily on sound, walking around them can make it really hard for them to spot you. Always walk around lickers. Don't mix two green herbs, only mix them with reds. Leon's shotgun does crazy damage point blank, it can 1 shot any zombie if you get close enough and hit their head. Letting the cross hair tighten by standing still while aiming makes your shots do more damage.

Dont listen to these losers user. you're right.

>tfw your mom leaves you to die in a pile of garbage

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Here is another canned one, the UI guy said he didn't like it

whoops for forgot image

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It looks like shit, it's so hard to even see what you're selecting.

>make a cute barefooted loli zombie
>never get to view the model
>not even in gunshop owners scenario

Im angry.

I hope someone mods that in. The retail UI is so boring and generic, its like Re7.

Yea, I mean that green plant thing could be anything. That gun looking item could be a switch or something

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Thanks pal, I'm retarded I guess.

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is the game selling well?

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Is Claire run any good? I don't care to run around the same maps and experiencing a slightly different story desu

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If you're trying to kill a zombie, it's usually better to shoot off one of their legs then knife them to death. Shooting out a leg is also great if you just need to get by them. Close-range headshots with the shotgun will often blow off a zombie's head in one hit.
R+B (as well as G+R+B) Herbs give you a defense boost and make you temporarily immune to poison and allow you to run through a big gauntlet of G mutants in the sewers while taking barely any damage from their attacks.
In the lab section, make sure you're always carrying at least one defense item (frag grenade/flash grenade/knife) in case an ivy zombie grabs you. Same goes for the boss fight with G3.

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If it was an S+ run you wouldn't be dying.

Yikes... any true RE2 fan would know that you play Claire A and Leon B. That's gonna be an oofa doofa from me, dawg.

This is pretty indefensible, why the fuck should they take that many shots?

>Better UI
>Heart rhythm is still bullshit nonsense that makes no sense unless their hearts are severely infarct, and yet they're running in a zombie apocalypse.
t.paramedic

>SHOULD I PLAY THIS GAME THAT I HAVE?

ahh, gee. I don't know

He's here...

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This is one of the only zombies in the game scripted to take more than 3 shots to put down. Seriously, try it.

Are you stupid?

An S+ run means that you're attempting an S+. If you die you either quit and reload or start the run over.

What do you guys think of the protagonists of Resident Evil 2?

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Refreshingly white. Like they belong in an 80's horror movie.

>Leon A
>No saves before the Sewers
>Mess up on the Croc and die
Lost all motivation for a while after that.

Eduard Badaluta doesn't look anything like Leon's final face scan. Leon's facial capture is cuter.

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i wish there was an underwater level for swimming

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Yes, and if you died, that means you failed. It is no longer an S+ run. You could say "S+ Pace" for example. But to call it S+ Run once failed is flattery.

kino

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Which route should actually be first to be played for canon purposes? Leon or Claire?

Honestly, I don't see the issue here.

No worries, dude.

mr. x makes me want to stop playing the game

I'm pretty sure dying doesn't lock you out of s+. It's just time and saves.

Also, YOU FUCKING RELOAD YOUR LAST SAVE WHEN YOU DIE. YOU DUMB FUCK, WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT. QUIT THE GAME. RELOAD YOUR SAVE. THE GAME RELOADS FROM WHEN YOU SAVED. GO GET YOUR GOD DAMB S+

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Claire.

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He's pretty scary your first run or 2. You get used to him though, and the scariness wears off

Claire A, Leon B because it makes more sense for Claire to stay with Sherry on the train and Leon to be the big bad action movie star at the end.

Everything's fucked up anyway in regards to plot consistency

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How long is the Mr X section? Its a part thats making me not go further in the game and I get anxiety about starting it

Fuck Claire's 6 shooter and fuck Leon's gangster pose pistol, makes me not even want to play B campaigns

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He missed.

I'm playing REmake for the first time
Help me
I'm on Chris normal but this is fucking annoying.
>fixed camera is nice and all but fuck trying to aim like this
>FUCK DOGS I HATE YOU
>Stuck with only the sword key
>oh a shotgun, I wonder whats the catch? Oh that, no matter I have an idea! Maybe the wood frame could hel- no? Ok then
>maybe theres something with the wood frame and the emblem? No? Ok.
>lets try the plant chemicals ah fuck no space and there are bullshit I FUCKING HATE YOU DOGS EVERYWHERE
>2 OLD KEYS WELL GUESS WHAT NO MORE DOORS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>NICE I LOVE HAVING 5 BULLETS AND ONLY THAT AFTER GETTING EVERY SINGLE MAG, THE KNIFE IS USELESS
>FUCK YOU DOGS YOU BASTARDS CAN BREAK WINDOWS FUCK YOU
>i wish i was playing as jill but I want to do chris first
Restarted twice now
I have some ideas maybe the emblem or frame can help me with the darkness thing, or the spencer family emblem door(not the frame for this one, I tried and then died)

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>he died to the first zombie on his hardcore s+ run
Hahahaha you will never get the infinite launcher/ minigun

Is he bad at games on purpose and its his schtick like ATP?

Maybe the frame can help me with the spike trap?
At least I lit the room so it's fine

Just play Jill first. Her grenade launcher and shotgun rapes anything and you have Barry helping you instead of the loli bait

Ah fuck. I already did Leon A and now doing Claire B.

Are there any differences on how they meet up when you do Claire A? Like, do you and Leon talk more? Because on Leon A I think they only talked like 2-3 times. The intro, helicopter crash scene, and then the ending I think.

it's about halfway through each run, maybe less

>Console niggers

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The item icons look like they're from some kind of survival builder indie game.

At this point is a matter of honor and stubbornness. I can't let it defeat me, but remake2 on hardcore was a piece of cake compared to this.

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It's literally almost impossible to die unless you get stuck in a corner and chain punched by Mr X or get caught in an instakill grab without a defense item.

I cannot underscore how abundant the full heals and ammo are in this game, especially on Standard. I just did a full kill run for the weekly challenge and ended with 6 extra rgb herb combos, 200 extra handgun rounds and 20 extra shotgun shells.

When I do a normal hardcore S+ run I use on average one heal a game and end with an abundance of extra shotgun and magnum ammo.

Just use Carcinogen's no damage strats but carry a full heal too. The item management doesn't get impacted that much except for the chess plugs part. That's easily managed by picking up the rook plug and going back to the box. DESU if you know how to do sewers right, though, it's incredibly unlikely you'll take damage anyway.

they deal more damage but you cant craft ammo and they dont really get upgrades

if you are fast at moving and evading and accurate with your shots, it shouldnt really be a huge problem

To be fair, I'm pretty sure G3 gives you 100 handgun ammo as Leon at least

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Quick, Leon, SHE NEEDS YOUR SPERM

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this is cool

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Point is that if you die in this game, even on hardcore, you didn't just make a mistake, you are terrible at the game.

Challenge runs and shit where you pick up virtually no items on purpose and don't reroute if you take damage excluded.

At least she's not the one sleeping like this.

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COME ABOARD AND BRING ALOOOOOONG

he could've ran by with the second shot

>tfw S+ Normal Mode while not even routing or thinking about it
Cool. I guess I should try Hardcore now.

yeh boi

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Mine was 02:40 Leon B

I hope they give Tyrants camoflauge coats in RE3R. Also, that Tyrant on the far right looks like a Bloodborne enemy. G does too, but his later forms look like Dead Space bosses.

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Nah he sucks but brags about coming in 7th in a Street Fighter 2 tourney that everybody boycotted one year.

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sauce me UP nigga

>Are you a bioterrorist? I hate bioterrorists.

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that him too?

>is there a worse feeling than dying on a hardcore S+ run?
probably the feeling of being autistic enough to try to attain the "perfect run" on a non-competitive singleplayer game

We need to talk about Claire

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What about her?

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she makes my peepee hard.
This is important

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She looks so goofy

Imagine the smell...

Femcel face

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that's part of her charm

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I honestly think I prefer Leon's simpler loadout than managing Claire's armory of weapons and ammo

I wish I could forget my first runthroughs of classic RE games. I love this game but speedrunning it isn't the same as your first run of not knowing what's around every corner

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stop user, i've fapped to Jordan/Claire for the last three days now.

I want to snuggle with Claire and gently caress her face and kiss her and tell her how much I love her.
This image is like a knife in my heart.

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lay off the drugs, crackbaby

Don't let Chris see this...

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I've never beaten an RE game before. I've played Silent Hill 2 and 3 and have played through Alien: Isolation about 4 times, but Mr. X killed the vibe for me.

All I want to do is explore and he keeps fucking my shit up.

my god nuClaire faggots are pathetic. I wish I could put you all out of your misery

Yeah, spending $60 on a 3 hour game with cheap scare tactics.

>All I want to do is explore
>in survival horror
I hope this is bait

we get it user, you're a badass.

He follows you for like two little sections and then he's not a problem anymore. Before / after those sections you can go back to the RPD and explore all you want

Check the map you dingus, it shows you which doors require which key. It's a luxury that wasn't in REmake
t. missed the fucking clocktower twenty times

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>Wanting to spend time with the woman you love and letting her know that she is loved is somehow pathetic

Are you the faggot that promised to "make Yea Forums hate RE2"? How fucking assblasted are you now?

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Nigger

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>you will never experience that first time Mr. X lifts up the helicopter again
>or the sudden fight or flight response attacking your first licker

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Not having both Beach Body X and Mr DMX mods installed

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My favorite game of all time is Super Metroid, and part of the reason I played Alien Isolation so much was because of the logs and lorefaggotry. I love the discovery of items/weapon hunting and reading the gruesome logs. The story's great and I had been playing about 4 hours before that big gray asshole showed up.

In my earlier post I forgot to mention Dead Space 1 was my first survival horror.

I can deal with the zombies, but Tyrant/Mr. X just fucking irritates me. Just a a big fucking brick that tanks damage. He looks like you should be able to chainsaw him to death or something. He's not as elegant and beautifully deadly as the Xenomorph.

fuck off poop emote spammer

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Somehow, I feel that the tall lanky dude might have been more menacing. Maybe he slowly grows bulkier the more of his limiters gets destroyed until he's as buff as the X we had in the game.

wait, what's the supposed issue in this one?

Chris is a total meathead. Jill has more inventory space and a lockpick instead of the smaller keys. Good on you for starting on normal (I tried to start on Hard Chris but it really didn't work out), but Jill is a much better experience for a first-time player.

Leave him alone

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He doesn't understand that Resident Evil has had zombies fake death starting from the first fucking game where zombies wouldn't actually die until you saw them bleeding

huh, so she does have pit stubble / hair follicles there

Wow you really got triggered by that
Went from “yea S+ is cool” to “NOTHING MATTERS THE UNIVERSE WILL END WITH HEAT DEATH” over a single post

Yes, not having this ass readily available for me to lick the entire day

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but that's stupid

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>muh existential angst
are you 14?

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This photo looks straight out of the 90s

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you will neither have kids and wife nor have S+, faggot

me on the right

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>hiplet
>chestlet
>facelet
what's there to like?

looks like shit, I am glad they got rid of that

What the fuck is a facelet? Is this your ideal woman?

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The UI that made it to the final game is much better

>liking chinlets

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chinlets can be cute

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Claire nude mod was made by the gods and drop from heaven to us

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Why does the shotgun do so little damage? Am I supposed to only use it for zombies?
I think the matilda is doing more on bosses and lickers than the shotgun.

>first webm

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I found it still fairly useful against G2 and G3.

because you fell for the pistol grip shotgun meme.

Any tips for time optimization for Hardcore? I feel like I should skip out on bothering with the Diamond key and the two secret spots backtracking from Sewers to RPD but I got 2:45:00 on Leon A standard so I feel like I need to ignore more things or at least only spend my time knifing shit up in areas I'm going to move through more actively

dying to super tyrant's one-shot on a no save S+ hardcore run

It's mostly a zombie killing machine. G bosses are either for magnum or flamethrower other than G1

i mean she isn't pretty

I always save a flash grenade for that. As far as I know he only tries that move one time, so once you break him out of it you should be good.

brap

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shoot him once with the shotgun, it's that ez

>sherry not all the way on the top left.
disgusting. top left should be the holy trifecta of sherry, jill, president's daughter

lose 20m~ of time so it's not really a big hit.

>pantylines
Was this necessary?

How do I get past this part

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>Favorite tofu mission
>Favorite Ghost Survivor mission

Go go

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I've never had a "waifu" until Claire, she is just so lifelike and cute. Then two weeks later this nude mod comes out. Jeeesus Christ

>getting the lever on Leon B hardcore

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>Favorite tofu mission
Classic Tofu. l have fun with just knifes. 8:53 Grenade Tofu a close second.
>Favorite Ghost Survivor mission
Probably Kendo. Sheriff pissed me off a bit trying to the cat ears.

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I love Claire and the existence of that just makes me feel bad. I never want to look at it.

You can bait out an attack from x then run past while he recovers. You can also just use the grenade launcher to stun him.

I haven't beaten the first Tofu
Kendo because you get 50 shotgun bullets and I like just rampaging through zombies

you toss a flash grenade

Only played the first Tofu scenario so it's that by default. Kendo is my favorite Ghost Survivor scenario simply because his felt the most laid back to me.

>bait out an attack
>he does the grab move when you try to run past

Looks straight out of Eternal Nymphets if you know what I mean.

Nah. That means you took too long to run by him. There's a window. Try again.

That means you're doing it too late. It's possible but you need to be quick about it.

Grenade boy and Ghost

What the fuck.

Forrest for the trees my dude

wew

I'll proceed like that then

You're meant to stun them with a shot or two then run by with the starting gun, killings for the shotgun mag and grenades. Remember when games had mechanics specific to that game, this is design not a flaw.

Why did they give the Sheriff such fat lips?

>get halfway through S+ run on hardcore before I realize you can't use samurai edge

Fug I thought this was a little too easy

>kill plant 43 and go for the computer chip
>get mobbed by ivies
>somehow make it out despite being in the red
>get back up in the control room
>thump thump thump

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thats bullshit. I have a mod thing that tells you how much health every monster in the area has and many of them have 1000-1190 HP to start. Other zombies that have heads like the one in the webm and cop zombies that have bald heads and no teeth all have near max HP too. That zombie in particular has 1190. A unfocused Matilda shot does like 100 damage per bullet, and headshots dont do extra damage unless they crit. Then adaptive difficulty reduces your damage y a % as you are more successful in the game

>Leon A
>Leon and Claire smiling constantly and flirting

>Claire A
>Claire smiling and flirting while Leon is trying to be serious

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The cunt bursts out the window at you if you lollygag at the little platform where you got the chip
Got me fucking good when I was stunning the ivies

Kinda sorry I missed that. But then I would have died.
Manged not to even see him and got all the way to the next Birkin fight. While still in the red.

God, I love hardcore mode.

Before this thread dies, i should ask.
Is JMB better than Sam Edge Wesker?
I Keep blowing up heads with Wesker Edge but not with JMB

thats cute as fuck

Claire is perfection

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Not having the drive to do such a run.

I'm here for you Claire, 'mkay?

Claire is so adorable. I love Claire!

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>bald heads and no teeth
I mean no no lips. They definitely have teeth

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Man fuck tofu mode.
>enemies do complete 180s and grab in less than a nanosecond even though you clearly passed behind them
>dogs are complete rng
>the fucking unavoidable lickers
>The whole fucking courtyard

I never used pistol for popping heads, JMB's instant pinpoint accuracy with the laser is godtier for quickly staggering zombies as you run through, especially with the extended mag if you bother getting it

Hardcore is too fucking hard
What do?

Do people really not like Remake2? It's the most fun I've had with a video game in years.

>Dogs are RNG
Nigga just move slightly to the left, any slight amount of strafing makes them miss every single time

git gud

>"lieutenant" hat
>"officer" badge
>nametag says M. Branagh
I am disappointed in you Capcom

>white

xboxdvr.com/gamer/funeral-games/video/69530929

Literally no idea what I was doing here, still made it out somehow

Fucking WEW lads

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Came here to say this

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See you in 3 days faggatron

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post your times.

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Ur pretty gud

What do you guys save Claire's SLS magnum rounds for in her B scenario? I'm already at NEST and I haven't fired a single shot of them yet. I still have a fuckton of rounds for my SMG, fuck ton of grenade shells, decent amount of 9mm ammo, so I haven't really had much use of them. I am worried though that if I keep them stored they're gonna go to waste since I'm so close to the end. Should I just start popping zombies with them or should I save them for the G3 fight?

>slightly better
suck it nerd

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She even dressed like an old ugly hag in Rev 2

why did they mistreat her so with that game

Do you unlock shit that makes consecutive playthroughs easier in this game?

I don't know. Especially considering that the game was actually pretty good even if it seemed like a budget release

Yes
>Slaghter mr raccoon for infinite durability knife
>S standard for infinite pistol
>S hardcore for infinite smg
>S+ leon for infinite rocket launcher
>S+ claire for infinite minigun

>He posts DSP playing to "support his argument"
Epic, simply EPIC

you might as well go straight from the infinite knife to infinite rocket or minigun, since you cant use the other infinite weapons on your S+ run anyway

That's exactly what I did actually, I just don't want to put up with another S+ for the minigun

Shoot it at G3's eyes?
Most efficient thing you could do is use its penetration effect to try and headshot multiple hallway zombies in a line with one bullet

Wow that's actually really cool, can't wait to do some comfy playthroughs without worry, because I'm a bitch who doesn't challenge himself.

This one weirded me out. I tested the mirrors and noticed there was no reflection. It didn't really weird me out because it's common nowadays not to put them in due to rendering issues or whatever, but then in the interrogation room later on there was full-room reflection off the 2-way mirror.
If they were all non-reflective or all reflective consistantly it wouldn't have caught my eye but putting in just 1 throws everything out. Made a fantastic spook though.

Has the puzzle solution thing been posted? I've beaten the game on hardcore and am working on my S-Ranks.

Do you need to do hardcore for the S+?

>shoot thing
>doesn't work
>shoot it again
>still doesn't work
>shoot it several more times
>still not working

It's like the game is telling you something.

There is a working mirror in the interrogation room.
There might've been one in the orphanage too, I can't recall.

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What ammo type should I save the most? I am up to going through the lab cafeteria on Leon A. I know I should keep flamethrower fuel for plants but what should be my go to for ammo for zombies that are a must kill?

he could have just shot it in the knee 3-5 times to knock it down and make it crawl, then run up behind it and sliced it longways down its back with his knife. The zombie would be stun locked and helpless until death after like 6-7 cuts

>Leon B
>get to THAT PART where you have to grab the lever with a tiny hallway full of zombies, two lickers, and Mr. X
Is there a consistent way to do this?

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Don't waste flamer on plants, they go down in 3-4 pistol rounds by shooting their yellow bulbs, save fuel for melting bosses instead
Hell, you hardly ever need to waste more than 1 shot on them cause they get stunned for a week after shooting 1 bulb allowing for a brisk walk by

There's no reason to waste that many resources in the morgue. You shouldn't be going back there after you get the diamond key.

flash grenades
running into the hallway, getting the licker's attention, then running back out

board up the window on your first run there and then just flashbang.

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>Leon has to deal with a jail full of zombies and dogs all over the parking area along with not getting a comfy safe room where he can do the electric parts puzzle
>while Claire gets a nice little safe room and only some lickers which she stunlocks anyway with her nade launchers
Why do women have it so easy?

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Ok, so what's a good fast route for Claire B HC if I also want to grab the MP? Without MP I got a 10-15 min route down until G1. I used to do the attic last, but it takes long and I get Mr. X on my way. Should I get it when I return back to the RPD?

Yes that's the entire point of the post

>calling claire easy mode when leon gets a powerful shotgun early on

Leon's crowd control game is superior.

the gender gap is real

Do collectibles carry over?

Autists, OCD, and other mentally ill people get fixated on certain issues and can't let them go.

The the racoon statues? Yes.

New Kendo > 1.5 Kendo > 2 Kendo

Thanks user. Been looking for this one

Finally, a canadian that isnt a total retard posted something worth a shit on /pol/

who fucking cares they arent even part of the game

guarrentee whoever made this is a SJW

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what

So you like Isolation but cannot get through Re2? mr X is way less annoying than the alien though

Why does this random Chinese nude mod look better than almost all SFM porn of her

Take a look at this lad, boys. Make sure you never reach this point. Remember that waifus are only objects. They aren't real. You can be attracted to them, but they will never love you back.

youtube.com/watch?v=B2iZC8xxRiw

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>You can be attracted to them, but they will never love you back.
like real women

Why? He was probably only a problem for me for a grand total of about 10 minutes out of a 6 hour run. In 2nd run he does seem more frequent but I still don't think he's much of a problem.

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It honestly wasn't that bad for me. The one time I had to reload one of my saves, I really only lost about 15m, and the reason I reloaded was because I was retarded and forgot to bring a key item with me. Needless to say I made it back to that spot much faster than 15 minutes.