Ever think about how hard the writer at R* beat his pencil dick while writing Trevor?

Ever think about how hard the writer at R* beat his pencil dick while writing Trevor?

>LIKE A REAL CRAZY SOCIOPATH - IMAGINE IF THE JOKER WAS REAL. HE ALSO RANTS ABOUT MODERN SOCIETY LIKE AMERICAN TORTURE BUT DESPITE BEING SADISTICALLY VIOLENT HE'S SOMEHOW CONSIDERED RELATABLE TO RETARDS UNFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUGH *CUM*
>BE STILL MY BEATING YET IMPOTENT ERECTION, AS I AM ABOUT DROP THE MOST HELLA F*CKING EPIC CHARACTER ON ALL OF GAMING
>ALSO DESPITE BEING A CRIMINAL ON THE RUN FROM THE GOVERNMENT, HE STILL USES A SMART PHONE BECAUSE WE CAN'T CHANGE THE GAMEPLAY SYSTEMS FOR EACH CHARACTER

I wish I could have seen the GTA5 script before BrBa (Breaking Bad) ruined good writing. He's the Rick and Morty of game characters

I mean look at this self indulgent promo shot

>Hur look at me hold up this lighter, isn’t that so effing hardcore? What do you think I'll do with it? Something... edgy.....

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Michael was the only half interesting character but even that seemed like wasted potential.

He's literally just an attemt to make an actual gta player into a caricature of a character. But you obviously got that with your superior understanding of writing.

I thisnk faggots reposting the same thread in a matter of minutes should get banned on the spot.
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Franklin should've been the only protagonist. Trevor and Michael should've been questgivers.

Prove me wrong.

This. He's actually a call back to the craziness of the 2D GTAs.
>That mission where you turn people into hot dogs in 2
>Killing rednecks with clone Albert Einstein's
Obviously OP is a zoomer faggot

Funny. I think people who come into threads to bitch about threads should be banned.

I don't like black characters

Saints Row 2 character creation with a selectable voice is the master race choice

how about u make some effort instead of just reposting it retard

I think you're trying too hard. He's Cccccrazzyy! That's all.

R* made up for it.

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Franklin a shit by himself.

I wish I could have seen the GTA5 script before BrBa (Breaking Bad) ruined good writing
What do you even mean? How did Breaking Bad ruin good writing?
Either make Franklin the only character or remove him entirely. He doesn't make sense being involved with the shitload of personal stuff Michael and Trevor have going on.

IM INSANE VERONICA

Eh I liked Trevor, was a fun character and it felt right to go crazy inbetween missions with him. Just felt weird doing that with Niko, Johnny or Luis, they were so normal.
Still think the killing Trevor ending is the best one though, he needed to be put down.
>whatever it takes kid...survive
>Dman straight!
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Franklin was literally the worst character.
He's a boring whiny cunt who wants to "get out of the hood" but just does it by trying to make an honest living, bitching about his law breaking boss. He bitched and complained like a little faggot throughout the whole story.

I'd rather play as my nigga lamar for some Anti-BallasAktion

Only women get upset about pencil dicks

>gta 5 is 6 years old
what in the fuck

All GTA protags are shit characters. They're supposed to be basically nobodies who you experience the world through and go rags-to-riches with. In GTAV because they had this nonsense three-protag story, Franklin just got a house and then that was it. Fucking nothing. Then you just get Rick and Morty Crime Adventures and some insanely boring crime drama with Michael.

Lamar ruled though.

Ive seen this copypasta before.

Dude you really need to stop bringing up Rick and Morty all the time. I know Yea Forums had warped your mind, but it is not the worst example of lolsorandumb writing by far, if that's what you're trying to prove.

No it's not the worst, just the most prevalent and the Trevor/Wade relationship is exactly the Rick/Morty one.

Man who thought 3 protags was a good idea with all the energy and time put into them we could of had a proper san ferrio and las venturas making it decent map instead of the huge merry go round we got instead.

Also my biggest pet peeves
-barely any enterable buildings. Stabbing homeless people in the project buildings in gta iv was fun.
-shitty internet
-combat feels like saints row where your killing hundreds of cops and blowing up vehicles with miniguns
-no cool fighting maneuvers
-uhh

There may be worse examples, but only Reddit and Morty fans think the shit they watch is smart.

Trevor was fine
Franklin is the most boring and worthless GTA character I've ever played but I never played the GTA IV DLC so it's possible those are worse

GTA 5's three protags are supposed to be different forms of GTA protagonist.
>Franklin is the standard snarky young gun looking to make some real money
>Michael "won," got out of his final mission with his life, his family, and a stable financial situation, but can't handle it
>Trevor is the "dude lmao i'm just here to run people over" sandbox player but played in a narrative sense, completely surrendered to id

love it or hate it the entire plot is kind of built on that dynamic. if you like, put lamar in in favor of franklin all three of them would be nuts, and what do you do with that?

Franklin is no more boring or worthless than CJ, which is kind of the point.

>Playable Lamar
KNOCK KNOCK, NIGGA

>Hur look at me hold up this lighter, isn’t that so effing hardcore? What do you think I'll do with it? Something... edgy.....
Except for the part he's got oil in his hand, user. Just a quick spray and you're fucked

>CJ
>Boring or worthless

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>Franklin
Nigga, he was a play on unexperienced protagonists that just does shit because he need to. Michael feels more like a proper character thanks to his fucking shit family

And what happened to Michael over the game?
Nothing. Fucking nothing. Zero character arc.

They made 3 halfass characters with no real story, compared to having Franklin travel along with each of them while he built relationships and changed on his way to the top.

Literally all that happened was Franklin got a house. Everything else was meaningless in the game.

when Im in this postion, I can stay ERECT for hours

There was this period in the game where Michael was laying low so he was living out in the desert with Trevor.

Hands down the worst section of the game.

>when Im in this postion, I can stay ERECT for hours
-Houser while writing Trevor

michael finds a shaky peace with his family which is the literal entire deal with his character

trevor doesn't really learn anything iirc but trevor is usually treated as more of a human shitstorm than a character.

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>What happened to Michael.
It might sound boring but he got back into crime, reunited and eventually patched things up with Trevor and fixed his shitty dysfunctional family. He had a sorta path.

ITT people who didnt understand the subliminal message of Mr Raspberry Jam and the cuck ginger

Well he does blow up a house with that lighter and gas can

idk i liked him.

Which is edgy

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>but I never played the GTA IV DLC so it's possible those are worse
user seriously play them, Luis and Johhny are great
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Trevor is a bad character because he was written for edgelords who murder a whole town in GTA then complain that it "doesn't fit the character"

Rockstar needs to go back to making good characters without paying attention to these people. The only reason Trevor is a thing is because people had an issue with shooting up a hospital as Niko for some reason.

would have preferred if lamar was the only protag desu ne

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That's that Apache blood in you, my nigga.
Me too. Lamar is the only fun character in this game, desu

>wanting to play as a literal retard

ye but at the end he was our retard loyal and willing to get down and put work at the drop of dime.

>and willing to get down and put work at the drop of dime.
So were dozens of non-idiot GTA characters before him.

GTA V was terrible

It was okay. Not terrible, but not great either. Stop exaggerating.

Yeah it sucked.

trevorfags on suicide watch

franklin should have been a CJ copy. he should have been the full-on AYO WASSUP NIGGUH gangbanger. GTA5 should have had more streetgang faction warfare

>He's literally just an attemt to make an actual gta player into a caricature of a character.

Did it better with Claude, who is more of the embodiment of a GTA player and mindset. Total sociopath, and willing to be down for anything, but also a kind of blank slate.

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steven ogg is a good actor, but man, he’s type cast to only play “crazy guy with canadian background”

The taking over territories was a fun idea in san andreas. Unfortunately it became incredibly repetitive and tedious after awhile, but with some adjustments it could have been really good in 5.

it still feels like “the newest hottest thing” to me. is it even going for a lower price (sales aside) these days yet?

Reminder that OP posts this then doesn't actually reply because he's waiting for retards to over react to him

$10 - $15 on sale recently

aparently the Deathwish ending would have had franklin killed and lamar took his place but the voice actor for lamar is a nigga so he got arrested for something during development

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He's clearly trying to make his shitty post into some epic fresh pasta

>such a shitty copypasta nobody but this single faggot keeps spamming it at the same time daily when school's finished

>random ped will sometimes shout YA LOOK LIKE A TRANNY when in scared / angry mode
yep that wont happen in their next game

no wonder his performance seemed so authentic

what was it? im replaying gta5 on pc now im at that point but i always thought it was just trevor being a methhead gay rapist

I wish you could have played GTA5 before you became a cynical overanalytical faggot that tries his hardest to not enjoy vidya anymore

i said sales aside you retard

my bad, I think it's $30 at full price now

So bored of this pasta.

Here it is: (you)

if you play as lamar in director mode the niggas wearing green will recognise you and say stuff like ayy lamar wassup and stuff

>I only like the cuck

I thought he was a funny old goof and that was enough for me to like the character.
Its not like other protags aren't murder machines when I get my hands on them.

Are you being obtuse on purpose or did you seriously miss the point of his character this hard? Michael calls him out for the proto-hipster he is. His "edge" is just the way he raises himself above others.

>Look we had a character call them out! That means the lamp shade fixes it!

>Nothing. Fucking nothing.
literally bonding with his family and becoming more accepting of himself

AYO THIS YA BOI LD..... LOOONG DICK

He cheated on his wife tho (prior to her).