Should I main Simon or Richter?

Having an existential crisis about it.

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WHY DON'T I HAVE A GF

100% Richter. So that you can tell them that they don't belong in this world when you win for the pure salt factor.

both

Simon, that way you don't get to associate with a slew of people that only main Richter for his more anime aesthetics & Jojo references. We both know there are some Richter mains that have played Rondo, Dracula X or just CV and enjoy Richter, but they're unfortunately a minority.

why not main one of the top 10 characters instead of these two guys who are destined for the basement of the tier list?

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Both look gay, but in two very different ways

You wanna be intimidating or handsome?

Neither are very good beyond low levels of play, they're some of the most gimpable characters in the game and require the opponent to be a retard and walk into things for any reliable kills before like 160%

You should stop making threads about smash bros, and move on to a better game

People told me this about K.K.K.Rool and I'm still ruining peoples' lives in elite smash.

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>his face
Pior guy, he just wasn't ready for this, he is probably thinking about how his GF will kick his ass when he gets home

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Same moves except Simon's holy water's flames make explosive stuff blow up

>dude just conform to tiers instead of playing characters you enjoy.

you want to win or just play your favorite character in a loss?

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both.

Who should I pick for maximum tier whorin? I like I try to play everyone but I really like Ike and Cloud.

play their games instead, smash is for fags

It all comes down to what properties you want your Holy Water to have. Simon's counts as fire damage while Richter's counts as magic damage.

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Basically, do you want to hurt red Pikmin or not?

If you play as a character you like enough you can work around their faults and make them powerful. Tiers are literally just "how easy are they to win with." I could give less of a single shit if K. Rool was bottom or top tier, I enjoy playing as him, I win alot with him, so he's good to me

Richter is for anime and IGA fags. Simons are true masters of taste.

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Use both.

Peach or Wolf

it's too much.

The only difference is the holy water special. Richter can hurt fire pikmin and Simon can blow up the Links' bomb.

Richter because he's hot

Ike, Lucina, or Pichu

You should main a better console

FUCKING BASED

Simon is better at all levels lower than top play because he shuts down Link's bombs whereas Richter shuts down Olimar's red Pikmin and Links are a lot more prevalent in everywhere but top tier play
Plus he's a super chad

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choose the bara

Richter is for gays and girls. Simon is for manly men.