>Be me >Just got ME: Andromeda yesterday for $4 >Talking to crew members >Trying to 100% game >Talk to this faggot >Every. Single. Dialog option leads to flirting and making gay remarks to each other >This faggot says we should hang out some time >Say No, but he just laughs and says “Come on, it’ll be fun!” >Game skips to some dinner date >Choose the least gay options I could figure out >Whole thing still leads to a gay cutscene I never intended
I was literally forced into gay sex despite LITERALLY saying NO. If this game had a gay MC who was forced into sex with the opposite sex, the gay community would be seething. Just look at the AC:Odyssey drama over them having your character continue their bloodline even if they were “played as a gay character” despite the whole assassins creed franchise being LOOKING AT YOUR ANCESTORS MEMORIES.
Jonathan Williams
> Want to 100% game > Want to also not do something in the game
That's not how 100% works, faggot. If there's a gay romance in the game, you better grab your ankles and get that achievement.
Leo Campbell
Don't be a bigot go..guy. Not allowing a man to penetrate you, is homophobia, and that has not place in video games.
Zachary Sullivan
>you better grab your ankles and get that achievement. My sides
Julian Phillips
This sounds pretty much like my experience in trying to be friends with a gay co-worker. All they ever showed interest in was gay sex. If we went somewhere as a group he'd bring another gay couple who would just make out the whole time. And then he lied to get me to go out alone with him. After that didn't get him anywhere he just stopped talking to me.
So don't try to be "just friends" with a single gay man who wants your dick.
Jackson Collins
It hasn't been anyone's actual ancestor since Black Flag. They just use DNA Magic now. Assassin's Creed is just a game now. There's no larger story.
Jace Torres
>all this time i could have been using my straight white male privilege to magically teleport women to my bedroom
Justin Ortiz
that's why I stopped talking to him and brazilian. Others were okay.
Adrian Howard
>fag shit in New Vegas with Arcade and Veronica >can’t be forced into fag shit because Obsidian hates romances Odd flex but obviously superior to Biofaggotry.
Jace Edwards
actually larger story got more interesting now, check out alien messages in origins
Ryder Morris
I hate this shit with any kind of ingame romance. I don't care if it's a girl or a guy, I don't want any of this flirting bullshit to come up unless I make a deliberate choice to initiate it.
Dominic Peterson
It would be fine if he was a Krogan desu senpai.
Samuel Watson
romances suck in 95% of RPGs. The only ones that were okay is witcher and cold steel. Cold Steel because at least there was some character progression involved, in bioware games it simply comes down to "i like you let's fuck"
Cameron Edwards
I did, and it's not interesting. It's just bread crumbs because they have no fucking idea what to actually do with what the Desmond arc set up, but also know that dismissing all that shit had people lose interest in the game. The messages in Halo: CE Anniversary were more intriguing than that cookie-cutter shit.
Alexander Gonzalez
I hate the hair colours this game has, they all look so ugly and muted. Hell, some colours look like poor dye jobs.
Cooper Carter
>be me template thread >me belong on reddit
Isaiah Williams
Reminds me of DA2 when you help that one psychotic possessed mage, and how like literally after you kill his old bf hes like hey jump my bones.
Jose Gutierrez
>be me >pretend Yea Forums don't play games >make up bullshit for attention >Yea Forums none the wiser since they're fucking stupid
Cameron Thomas
>grab your ankles what
Noah Rogers
Maybe you should try being less gay then, brah. Your first mistake was playing Mass Effect Andromeda.
Jace Sullivan
I like the precursor idea for a setting, specially when you find it in ancient tombs, history docs in game during the past times. But yeah, they are a little lost, I hope egyptian director makes the next one, they may expand a bit on the lore again.
Ethan Stewart
skin colors look even worse, they didn't fix character creator skin color either
Nathaniel Bell
In Pillars of Eternity there's a scene where a guy hits on you (even as a male) and there's no option to tell him that you're straight. So much for "player choice"
Joseph Brooks
in awakening anders was one of the best characters, you wouldn't believe how sad I was to find him in such state
Everyone still a shitskin? Anthem has the same problem.
Aiden Robinson
Well I mean he looks like you, OP, so might as well be friendly?
Easton Foster
> be me > ac odyssey got new quests > one is about twin brothers > im playing as alexios > they’re both faggots who wants my dick > got to choose between one of them at the end of quest > “nah, im out fags” Thank god there was an option. Western gayms are fucking awful.
You're complete bullshit OP, I just played through this turd and there is a big fucking HEART at every flirt option. You can very well just talk normally to this guy. Hell, I chose another gay romance in this game without fucking this guy, so you have to be double gay to actually end up with him without even wanting it.
Jonathan Morales
>be me >browse on Yea Forums or /pol/ or /soc/ waiting for greentext stories >see one >thatmine.jpg >upload to reddit >get my upboats
John Flores
Haha. Based Bioware. Wait... not, that's not based at all. Fuck Bioware and fuck degenerates.
This whole thread feels like an ironic discord group circle jerk.
Hunter Long
They almost got me with that in 3.
>Talking with Vega >First playthrough is always Paragon, so I was going with all the polite dialogue options >At one point, the game apparently thought because I was being polite, I wanted to suck his dick, because Shepard said something along the lines of "My bed is VERY soft." >Luckily, Vega is apparently hard straight, and was just like "Ehhhh...I'll have to take your word on that one, Loco."