>In case you missed the announcement a couple weeks ago, Thimbleweed Park, the goofy X-Files-esque point-and-click adventure from Monkey Island and Maniac Mansion creators Ron Gilbert and Gary Winnick, is now free on the Epic Games Store.
China is oppressive and stifles its citizens. This is a fact. Plus their claims in the South China Sea are illegal.
Owen Campbell
Very :(
Andrew Torres
Still? What the fuck i've been holding out on playing it for over a year and it's still barebones? Fucking hell
Evan Cooper
>goofy X-Files-esque point-and-click adventure A game's quality is inversely proportional to the amount of buzzwords they need to sell it It's worse than the Tiananmen Square massacre of 1989
Jace Flores
>calling out epic's shit means you have to suck gabe's dick Nice false dilemma faggot
Jordan Taylor
Why won't you stop shilling your awful client that we demonstrated time and time again that it was not an alternative to Steam? Go back to your ant-hill
Sebastian Hill
will they give away anything that's not a dogshit indie game?
Owen Adams
you need to shill harder you retarded piece of shit
Liam Rivera
Don't even bother, user. They destroyed that game irreparably when they added a love story no one asked for and an "ending".
Asher Torres
>here have free games you wouldn't buy or play anyway
Jose Martinez
I'm not shilling anything, just posting facts, I don't even use the Epic Games Store for something other than free games Stay mad corporate cock sucker
Glad I didn't buy Slime Rancher yet. I don't give a shit about the shill wars going on lately, but I'll take free games any day of the week.
James Price
try harder you brain fucked piece of shit is the picture supposed to represent what a brain damaged autist you are? and you like gup you fucking retard, what a pathetic retarded loser are you?
William Gray
>I don't even use the Epic Chink Botnet for something other than free games
Nice try, insectoid $hill. If you simply wanted free games you could just pirate that shit in 0.5 seconds.
Joseph Powell
What are some benefits the Epic store offers me as a consumer? Because I downloaded it for about a week to try Fortnite to see what all the fuss was about and all it got me was 3 rounds of a shit game and about 40 emails that someone tried to log into my account before I just nuked the whole thing.
Jose Wood
thanks, I love free games
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>40 emails that someone tried to log into my account before I just nuked the whole thing. I still don't know how that company is still alive, everyone has this problem
Liam Bennett
I love epic. Im starting to move away from steam. Free weekend absolutely btfo.
I don't know and I don't give a fuck, but people in this thread are literally seething about a FREE game, that's kind of retarded desu
Joshua Wood
why are you still trying you brain fucked retard? your pictures tell what a pathetic retarded autist you are you worthless piece of shit
Ian Bennett
You're just a console cuck, i didn't even bother reading your post as a saw your "anime" reaction Kys fag
Ryan Wood
oof
Carter Nguyen
>but people in this thread are literally seething about a FREE game, that's kind of retarded desu >I say fake shit, that sure will bait them fuck yourself you piece of shit
Gabriel Martinez
unbaised and meanpilled
Christopher Walker
why you hate my programming socks, user-san
Christopher Bell
>bi hourly hacking spam to get you into their phone auth shit It actually forced me to jump through all the hoops to get my account deleted. No amount of free games will make me to create a new one.
>indie single player shit is free OH MY FUCKING GOD
Owen Davis
wow what a shithead
Ryder Nelson
which one?
Owen Nelson
It always was free on fucking torrent sites, and I don't have to sell my soul to the chinks for it either.
William Perez
ron gilbert
Jack Hill
who's gonna stop them?
Ryan Sanchez
oof didnt think he deserved that but whatever
Henry Peterson
Gilbert seemed to have a huge old man crisis back when he was active on twitter.
Blake Nguyen
Yeah it's not very good but much better than the ending of the recent Leisure Suite Larry game which didn't even have a real ending
Henry Long
If it was a free game I'd be able to play it without the client.
Henry Gomez
The two agents are practically irrelevant after the first third of the game. The real main character is the nerdy girl.
Isaac Lopez
lmao, this shit actualy was 20$?
Logan Hall
I'm downloading the client to play the game, but I'm not buying any other shit and when I'm done I'll uninstall it.
Brayden Parker
So those times Steam gave out free games, those games weren't free?
And I haven't installed the client and still been able to collect them (but not install them obviously)
William Rogers
Because Yea Forums has sucked Valves cock for fucking years and wasted thousands of dollars on games they'll never actually get around to playing for more than 10 minutes. Yea Forums literally tried to shill the absolute fuck out of Artifact of all games because of how fucking desperate they are.
Carter Morgan
Or you could just pirate the GOG version. It's like 400 MB.
I can't understand you retards installing a whole new client with its own DRM and system hooks to download singleplayer indie games which have easily pirateable GOG versions lmao.
Leo Garcia
Pirated games are free.
This shit is not.
Jacob Ortiz
Well, if I already check it out on my Epic account, I can legally download the pirated GoG version right?
Jose Murphy
Thimbleweed Park is great but I would just pirate it before installing spyware to play it for "free".
Asher Taylor
>There are people ITT that missed out on free Subnautica because they didn't believe in the goodness of Epic
But I got Subnautica for free not even a week after release. Not all of us are dumb enough to pay for shit games, or download chinese malware to get it for free.
I already have one spyware already installed , I don't need any more
Gabriel Allen
>Thimbleweed Park Game's alright but it gets shit later on, mainly with the story
Ever since the nerd girl arrived, the story went to shit. From the game being into a murder case mystery turned into breaking the 4th wall the game for no damn reason. All about being in a videogame and shit ruined it. If the game focused more with the 2 cops and the clown, game would be alright
And guess what Valve shills do when Steam sales are on?
Jordan Cook
so people pay you to make these shitty comics? That's sad.
Jayden Allen
The epic store shills are fucking retarded, all they do is claim that Steam is just AS BAD. They haven't give a single reason to download that shitty spyware.
Nicholas Wood
they talk about games on sale. no one cares what store you run. epic shill have clearly some steam complex, they just cant shut the fuck up about it
Lucas Nguyen
Hmm I wonder what Gabe's semen taste like.
John James
Average Steam shill.jpg
Nolan Sanchez
Thimbleweed Park is what I expected Broken Age to be. Too bad about the ending.
Gavin White
They talk about various games, give out recomendations on what to buy and judge other people's carts, do you actually believe in anything you say at this point?
Grayson Reed
People could do that in Epic Store threads too you know
Alexander Edwards
But they don't
Nathaniel Hughes
all you do is shit on steam
Gavin Hill
Autistic people hate change with a passion. Having to look at a different client every time they start a game is torture to them.
Eli Walker
Because Steam shills like yourself shit up the threads.
You could just ignore muh steam shills then and actually talk about the game you fucking moron
James Rivera
Heads up, Valve is paying people to shit on the Epic game store.
Julian Davis
You got any proof of that?
Tyler Cooper
I knew it. Nobody really could be such a fatass loser to just whine about competition to Steam's monopoly
Nolan Cook
get down mr president, chinks are invading us
Charles Johnson
let me know when epic store stops being a developer dicksucker and be a good storefront
Eli Evans
All DRM services are cancer Epic shill
Jeremiah Smith
>What are some benefits the Epic store offers me as a consumer? Free games every two weeks, regional pricing (including refunds if your region was not covered at time of purchase), store exclusives, no questions asked refund policy, occasional cheaper games, offline mode, plans for offering an optional customer support platform directly with the developers. Basically everything Steam does but without the cancer community features.
Jeremiah Howard
>All DRM services are cancer* *Except Steam's
heheheheh *dabs on libtard epic users epic style*
And there's nothing stopping Epic from adding them eventually. Steam doesn't have a patent on user reviews and forums as far as I know.
Ayden Collins
>And there's nothing stopping Epic from adding them eventually but they already exists, they are opt-in. epic probably wont change them because they are toxic. btw which games on epic store have reviews enabled?
Free games are cool, regional pricing should be a must, half of their exclusives are games just pulled off from steam, refund policy is the same as Steam, Steam and GOG both often have sales offline mode isnt a feature, and an opt-in fucking customer support lmao
Ethan Gray
Are you seeing posts that don't even exist itt?
Anthony Lewis
Petition to rename Epic Store to Eric Store in.
Liam Wright
>Thimbleweed Park is free on the Epic Games Store So what's the benefit over in just pirating it?
Julian Ross
Winnie the Pooh.
Evan Peterson
>literal boomer dev So, a good dev then? It's the zoomer devs that can't create good games.
Evan Brooks
>free literal who game that probably could have been pirated in 5 minutes >download our chinese spyware for more free "games"! advertising is against the rules OP
It's a decent game that sadly will get panned because of ties to epic and zoomers who never played maniac mansion
Nolan Martinez
Based seeder.
Andrew Powell
I enjoyed it and don't get the hate It did what it set out to do which is a lot more than most AAA games these days maybe the hurdle wasn't super high but it has decent voice acting, humor, and puzzles and that's really all you need in a point and click
Ayden Parker
Yea Forums loves GoG dunno what the fuck you're talking about.
David White
>epic games store
nah
valve has shit themselves over the last few years but at least they aren't ran by the goddamn chinese equivalent of EA
Joseph Hill
>No Linux client
Nooope.
Juan Hill
I'm happy to use every other store, it's just epic I won't touch because of the CCP connection.