Who are the best girls writers to masturbate to? For me it's Patricia Highsmith. She was really hot before she got old. She also hated perverts which just makes me want to perv on her more.
Sexy Female Authors
Nicholas Harris
Lucas Thompson
Before we get on to sexualizing women, can we admit how shitty this is: I mean recognizing smart women, but not for their intellect, for their looks, which they probably would've hated, because that's what women always get recognized for and which eclipses their achievements?
Adrian Bennett
Cry about it more, faggot. Patricia was one hot piece of ass.
William Wright
That's why you're a sad incel, and no smart woman will ever get on with you.
Anyway, ofc Plath should be somewhere on the list.
Hudson Cox
Stop gaslighting me. I'm a sad incel because I'm bald and ugly. Nothing can change that. There is no alternative.
Michael Sanders
>smart women
Nathan Baker
That french canadian bitch who wrote whore (putain)
Jacob Howard
Consent is a spook. Its not physically tangible so therefore its not real
Kayden Ward
>Oh, user, I love ze thought of you stroking it to me. Vould you liek to join me for a cigarette?
Gabriel Clark
Juan Bailey
Mason Powell
Oh man, who is this babe? Is she single and into NEETs?
Asher Jones
No woman is into NEETs. Get a fucking job and also learn to use reverse search, retard
James Turner
She is! She's waiting for you to rescue her from heartbreak, go for it. However, first you should send an email to her editor asking to check a picture of her feet, to make sure she's worthy of your love.
Nicholas Nelson
>No woman is into NEETs
Why would I believe this? Even if it were true it would mean only one thing, and what it would mean is that no woman is worth a damn.
Kayden Flores
Lucas Wright
mommy lispector
Landon Lopez
poopy rupi of course
Matthew Taylor
She's particularly into neets! Any man who has job straight rejection
Austin Smith
Her pupil is not normal
Joshua Foster
Her. She's not a writer though.
youtube.com
Aaron Hill
What a slut.
Anthony Morales
Her threehead freaks me out
Cameron Smith
Do you personally know her? kek
Joshua Sullivan
Mason Johnson
I'd bang JK Rowling. I know I'm gonna catch shit for this but I don't give a fuck
Tyler Watson
Jordan Torres
Rand gets me bricked up
Kevin Russell
she's a fujo obsessed with writing fantasy about gay men
based and smug
Jaxson Gutierrez
>she's a fujo obsessed with writing fantasy about gay men
was she the author who got in controversy because she compared a character's skin tone to freshly pressed olive oil, or am I mistaken?
Landon Ward
Do you know what website you're on? We jerk it to anything here.
Austin Bailey
Evan Smith
nah shes like a 10/10 milf
Thomas Baker
What a fucking caked-up liberal whore. Stinks to the high heavens in an all-of-sensory manner. The fact that she is paraded out as the pet ethnic is an insult and disgrace to every non-white both here and abroad. Every day she is allowed to exist as a component of the American zeitgeist is another day the rest of the world is robbed of agency.
Kevin Myers
Don't pretend women don't love it
Oliver Ross
I think the simpler point is that there is much better fapping material than some fully clothed 6/10s who happened to be authoresses. Just watch porn you fucking losers.
Justin Flores
a 10/10 in bongland
Luke Harris
>She also hated perverts which just makes me want to perv on her more.
user she stuck large snails to her tits. She showed up at ex's houses unannounced and drunk, sometimes decades after the ex had escaped. She questioned the parents of a teenaged murder victim about how much blood there was and if they could tell if their daughter was raped on live TV while getting drunk.
You are not a better perv than her. You're not even in her league.
Alexander Campbell
I heart the Tartt
Brody James
That's why it's based
Joshua Roberts
Does Yea Forums have the worst waifus in Yea Forums? I can think of another board that lusts after so many sub average females
Justin Green
The UFC/MMA general on Yea Forums.
Jack Myers
Are they looking for polio victims of the Catholic persuasion too?
Jordan Johnson
If you mean Flannery O'Connor, she had lupus, not polio.
Anthony Williams
k user whatevs
i still want to cum on her feet though
Liam Carter
there is exactly one nude pic of her btw:
web.archive.org
Juan Cox
kek
Ethan James
>hates perverts
>has nudes taken
hah
Ian Rivera
sexy? I don't know.
cute? probably.
Ethan Reed
God dammit
Julian Torres
oh yeah
Nathan Morales
Holy based! (I've masturbated to this hundreds of times over the years.)
Grayson Nelson
When she moved to france she smuggled her pet snails into the country by hiding them under her tits, I’m not lying look it up. She was very autistic and also a lesbian.
Liam Reed
She was also based.
Nathaniel Fisher
This story alone is more arousing than 95% of the content posted in this fucking thread
Kevin Mitchell
It's a dead dog, don't click.
Julian Barnes
Women exist to fuck and have babies. Their other achievements are irrelevant.
Eli Gutierrez
Nō, not the hacking doggone Reno!
Aaron Cook
Ayn Rand, hands down.
I want her to objectively judge how my penis makes her feel inside.
Carson Ross
Sexton and Highsmith are the perverted twisted sociopaths making money off their illnesses through literature that your standard Yea Forumstard wishes he could be.
Caleb Adams
>the semicaust
Caleb Thomas
based
Jaxson Hernandez
>She called the Holocaust “Holocaust Inc” in front of them, as if it were a successful industry that later benefited Jews.