Have you ever given a love poem to a woman?

My love poem to my girl is my body
When she feels my muscular arms,
It brings to her more sensation than a hundred nerdy words.

once in high school but it was dogshit
i've written good poems since but none of em about women

There have been poems about Lucifer, poems about dirt and rocks, poems about animals and even poems about shit, but there should never be a poem about a woman. They just aren't worth thinking about.

I exclusively write love poetry in the comment section of book-tubers with immense milky bazoongas because there's no chance I'll meet them and destroy the illusion.

To many women and none of it resulted in sex. I just don't think my love poetry is good, but maybe the medium is only good for unrequited love like Dante's.

Why would I bare my soul in a creative and emotional endeavor for the sake of a woman? Women aren't capable of truly appreciating something like that.

Yeah, all the time.

only works if you're good looking fren

I have never seen a booktuber with immense milky bazoongas

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>only works if you're good looking fren
This unironically.
Protip, fellas: this is a very bad idea.

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>I just don't think my love poetry is good
Woah you still managed to learn nothing about the way women actually are despite all of this failure. Impressive.

Don't write them poems, they don't give a shit. Go and lift weights and get your cash up. You can still appreciate poetry without being "the poetry guy". Women truly don't give af, unless you have the swagger of Henry Miller 2.0, and even then it's still not about the writing, but the whole vibe of the man.

fags

Yes.

It's never sealed the deal, but it's usually been received as a thoughtful gesture. Less striking than flowers, but an improvement on a love note.

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>It's never sealed the deal
Crazy how naive you lot are for otherwise smart guys.

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This was okay until you went with "nerdy"
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And wtf is that meter? It could work as spoken if you do it broken beatnik but you're not doing yourself any favors in that direction. What about
"My love poem to my girl is/ my body.
When she feels my/ muscular arms it
brings to her/ more sensation, than uncounted words"

It's still not cutting it on paper. God save you, you might need bongos.

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It's always been more a touch than an impetus. To the last love I wrote, I asked her the breeze, to guide my sail, that she filled me with spirit. We honestly grew closer flirting in a hall of mirrors, or fucking in a hot tub changing room at a ski resort. The instant, the moment, the pathos of things holds more potential, as I've found it. The writing is a touch, not the thing itself. One exception.

In the sunlight, after a journey, she laid with me. I read Whitman to her as she drifted away, in perfect love.

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shemales give the best blowjobs

I don't appreciate poetry

Trannies are just better at sex. They like getting fucked and butt sex is tighter than a pussy

That's a man

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For me? It's xoellexo

I hope you shake out these tedious mannerisms soon enough. It's such a common trope young 20something literary guys fall into. Not that it's bad to be loving or poetically sensitive about life in general, but it's the way you go about relaying this to other men. It's too precious. Too contrived.

Ask yourself this simple question: would you speak like this in simple conversation with other men face to face, or would you shy away from it? Be honest.

I've been a big simp but never that big

If the conversation were on love notes, probably.

I think you wouldn't.

Yes, and she wouldn't stop telling her friends how insecure she felt about herself afterwards.

You know it's funny. I've been a newfriend here for many years and I've seen wave after wave of young precocious guys who fall into the exact same trappings and yet are so convinced of their wit and earnestness all the while. Then a couple years later they all look back at how they carried on and chuckle at the foolishness of it all.

I'm just trying to help you speed up the process.

You do realize that the unsolicited advice coming from a place of purely supposed erudition and experience engender the exact foolishness you are warning me against?

Remove the log from your own eye first.

Once. In high school. She called the cops. This was 1999 for those keeping score. I can't imagine what guys put with nowadays, I'd imagine its much worse

If you're the type of guy to hang out on Yea Forums in his late 30s it wasn't the love letter that got the cops called on you.

Uh this was when I was 16. Yea Forums wasn't around back then

This, but also given what you mentioned, it very well could have been the content of the poem.

It was implicit solicited the moment you posted that ridiculous horseshit to me unironically. Men will hear talk like
and know it rightly to be the talk of a bullshitter. And so they'll ask themselves, 'if he is a bullshitter about this, in what other ways is he a bullshitter? Can I trust him?" That latter question is incredibly important, and will shape a lot in your life.

There are other guys your age who are just as literary and smart as you are, and they've worked this out where you have yet to. They don't act like this anymore. They are still very earnest and thoughtful people, capable of great insight, but they all saw that they needed to dial the bullshit factor back when associating with other men. It was a posture that was false, and wasn't of any practical use. It only served to get in the way.

I mean lets be real, how would I have the foresight to know I'd be doing that at this point, friendo?

How ugly are/were you? If Chad gave her a love poem she would suck his dick the same day after school.

Counterpoint, I don't give a shit. Eat dust old man.

Doesn't matter. It's still a man and thus, off-topic.

Also, gay.

>I don't give a shit
No one who takes the time to post the preening shit what you did can fairly say that they don't give a shit. Just stop being a spaz cunt and take on the actually useful advice that I am trying to give you. Fkn newfag.

Let me clarify, I don't give a shit about you or your opinions. You can shove that advice all the way up your ass.

cope

cope

>I don't give a shit about you
I don't expect you to. I'm a random nobody.
You still talk like a poof regardless.
>triggered second-hand
lmao what a beta

cope

Wew.

seethe

Mald

Touch (leaves of) grass.

dilate

not a poem, but a song.
there was this Scandinavian girl (pen pal sort of thing) which seemed to be into me, but then i sperged out and she became cold and distant. i wrote her a song as an attempt to "get her back" and got blocked. it was about how beautiful she was with heavy remarks on her height and race kek.

All trans women are women.
I am reporting you to the WEF.
Now you fucked up.

How could I have ever had faith in women?
How could I have ever loved them?

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girls used to ask me to write their name on binder paper in high school because they thought my handwriting was beautiful. they used tell me things to write, and i'd write it out for them.