What books will help me have a girlfriend?

Okay but you dont have the problems he has. Or maybe you do and you overcame them or something. But do you HONESTLY think that if he has more knowledge on a couple books that THAT will attract women? Knowing a TON of books helps AFTER you ensnare a broad. After you have their attention from being a good looking person, or striking it lucky at a bar or party. Yes I have talked to women about books as well but it was never a fundamental form of attracting women, not in the slightest. Women would literally walk up to me as soon as I got into a party and introduce themselves and if I thought they were attractive id proceed. THATS how it works, people are just attracted to each other. Having the plot of a book in your head you can discuss does absolutely nothing to attract a woman. If we are talking self help books.. well lets just say they dont work and its a scam. This guy needs to fundamentally change his life and no book can do that on its own.

Shut the fuck up, no. Im not going to lie to this most likely retarded impressionable kid. NO BOOK is going to help with his problem. He has to change his life radically. All the dumb shit niggas tell you to do you should be doing, work out, go out, be around people, be around women. Sitting and consuming a book doesnt bring you any closer.

1. Confidence. Just pretend you're Conor McGregor. You have to pretend you're harder than everyone, you're richer than everyone, you're more attractive than everyone. Don't be scared to make jokes. Don't be scared to hug them and engage in physical contact. Don't be self-conscious. Be bold in commenting on their looks and telling them you think they're hot. Don't be afraid of being "creepy" (that's what creepiness is for women: when you like them but are too afraid of declaring it openly). NEVER ADMIT THAT YOU'RE NERVOUS!
2. Dominance. Lead that bitch like a fucking dog. You're out on a date? Tell her where you're going, take her there, pay for her food. She is evolved to look for a dominant male partner who will protect her and her children, not a fucking insecure beta male who's unsure of himself.
3. Competence. Have hobbies and interests that you really love to talk about and are good at. If you're a writer talk about how great you are at it and how you're going to become successful. NEVER give the impression that you're a good-for-nothing incompetent idiot. Just fucking lie through your teeth if you have to.

These three steps are guaranteed to make you popular with women.

I'm not sure I see the issue. As far as I can tell books have helped me meet women. In fact, I've gotten to a lot of dates by mentioning interesting books to women I'm talking to.
Seems to me you're overthinking this whole thing.

I got tons of women by just using the top one.

Of course you arent seeing the issue, its because you are fucking dumb. If you had one iota of intelligence you could see that giving a book to an incel wont get them anywhere. Grow up and do better.

Read this instead. Grab bitches by force... it's about time

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Her feet look 2 tuff.

101 Hamburger Jokes

infinite jest

You might wanna check your deviation when cheeks like those around and you focus on feet

Way of the superior man

Models by Mark Manson

Literature isn't going to get you laid if you weren't already capable of it and if you think it is you are profoundly shallow and don't understand why people read literature.
FPBP

I mean i would slam her, but im not sure id marry her, looks like shes been walking around 2 much, toughens em up. I guess she can use one of those things they use to like shave the callouses off, a couple ex gfs have had those. But i dunno, sometimes u gotta pound cheeks sometimes u gotta admire ur womans toots. lets fucking go you know what i mean?

You seem very upset, you aren't taking things on this indonesian hallucination-sharing website seriously, are you?

t. kike who misleads anyone he can, lies and seethes and connives, fuckin dick shit prick lips. Go die. jew.

I'm not jewish, on the contrary I've lived in Norway as a white Christian all my life and actually have several children.

True, well I wish you would not mislead fellow anons, they are just trying to make it out here you know. Dont tell them things like "books will help them" when you know that they wont, thats all user. Good luck.

This. OP is probably ugly as fuck or has physical defects like bad gait, cleft lip, something like that. Or he chose to be introverted without realizing that life is a social meatgrinder where you are done processing in and shortly after college. If he's normal looking and intelligent with a decent job, he's probably schizoid and not even pursuing women. Maybe his dick doesn't work normal, idk. It's a mix of personal issues and broad society problems, and even just really bad luck. Most people are dumb and whimsical, especially women. And there are few social opportunities outside of college. Unless you're really aggressive with pursuing it and "plugged into" the increasingly fragile and petty social world of normies it's easy to just drift on by entertaining yourself until it's too late. I hope OP kills himself

Thank you.

"What books will help me have a girlfriend?" OP sheepishly asked.
Before various anons could pull out their suggestions for chloroform recipes, ecology essays, and contemporary trends, the Blackpiller busts in.
"None of them... not one, you simple minded faggot. You cannot be helped. You have to work tirelessly for fucking years just to do one normal thing that everyone else does without thought. You are a worm, and you won't find your answer here for anywhere!"
"Begone!", commands one of the anons.
"No, I won't. I'm not going to let you people gaslight these fucking shitstains any longer... it's cruel. I have read Linkola and it will not help him get a girlfriend, not even will it help him get a friend. Just stop. He is doomed and none of these recommendations - not self help, not great literature, and not the bible - can help this faggot with his female problems. It's beyond everyone because that's just how things work sometimes. Stop it." The Blackpiller fell on his hands and knees, and panted as his plea to let OP learn the harsh truth of reality fell on deaf ears.
"You're right, I really should have recommended something more mainstream" the Linkola user replied smugly. The Blackpiller sighed.
"Those aren't going to help him either." He clenched his fists. "The bitter truth, even if you are authentically trying to help this person, they already lost. You cant read a book and then suddenly attract a woman. Books can do a lot of things but currently they don't hold the power to attract a girl to you alone. OP is already lost to inceldom. No book can save him. Only wealth and experience."
An optimistic interjection from another user: "That just doesn't seem realistic to me. I read quite a lot of books and I've never had an issues attracting women, and talk with them about books all the time!"
"Just give him a fucking book!" another user frustratingly bellowed. The Blackpiller stared at the first injector in the eye.
"Okay... but you don't have the problems he has - or maybe you did and you overcame them. But do you honestly thing that having more knowledge on a few books will help attract women? That only comes to play after snaring a broad - after you have their attention from being good-looking, or striking it lucky. Yes, I have talked to women about books, but it is never a fundamental form of attracting women, not in the slightest. Women would literally walk up to me as soon as I got in a party and introduce themselves. That's how it works! People are just attracted to each other. Having the plot of a book in your head does absolutely nothing. Nothing! Self-help books are a scam! This guy needs to fundamentally change his life, and no book can do that on its own."

pynchon

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stop imagining shit

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can books teach you rhetoric ?

Only if you write A LOT after...
input-output

Then it would be possible to convince a woman to be your girlfriend by reading and writing lots of rhetoric, wouldn't it ?

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Not even close. That's the opposite way.

Why user ?

>convince a woman to be your girlfriend
You can't convince anyone (especially women) to be/do something that they are not set to.

literally just be chill and go out

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its obvious, right?
not to these anons tho

DH Lawrence will help you think about sex in a healthy way

user, you're taking OP who just used a dumb subject line as an excuse to post fanservice way too seriously.

Hey, check out Corey Wayne's "How to Be a 3% Man". Be a man, don't overpursue, "hang out, have fun, hook up" are some core ideas.
Seriously, check it out.

French books. Doesnt matter which one, really.

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>he's probably schizoid
OP here, bingo my friend

I can't put my finger on what it is exactly that I so hate about Pynchon's writing, but I really can't stand it.

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I thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you user.

i laughed, but idk how much more of this i could take

>Literature isn't going to get you laid if you weren't already capable of it and if you think it is you are profoundly shallow and don't understand why people read literature.

rekt

Honestly, Decameron by Boccaccio.

holy basado

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>that everyone else does without thought.
30% of american males haven't had sex in the past 2 years, and the actual statistic is even higher because of liars, lmao

ask me how I know you got cheated on

Nobody in this thread is ever having a healthy relationship.
You are worse off than OP, honestly. You literally don't comprehend that we're ordinary people like you. Scrotes are so brain-damaged, it's unreal.

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Idk if I want a girlfriend. I have never felt the urge to ask a women out. I also find their beauty grossly exaggerated by my peers when in reality they are at least equal to the male beauty but absolutely caked with ornamentation. Something which should have been suspended of much like the dethroning of ornament from architecture.

KILL YOURSELF NORMIE SCUM NIGGER FUCK

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I wish I was like you.
Women are a drug. It is animalistic. I've tried all the mundane ones, so I don't know if cocaine is different, but I've never had any even hint of addiction to alcohol or weed or tobacco or similar.
I jerked off five times yesterday. I'm nine inches. I grew up sheltered, homeschooled, reader, everything, did not talk to any girls before the age of twenty, and now I don't know what to say. Or where to meet.
I'm kinda fucked up.

Shut the fuck up faggot nigger, projection at its finest. Ive had a bunch of healthy based relationships that were settled with no parties being hurt. SEVERAL times. Things happen, people move on. Theres been some heartbreak. But you know FUCK YOU prick jew. Projection faggot. die ina fire kike