Who was the first true waifu?

Who was the first true waifu?

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>little 5 year old staying up too late
>finally watch toonami for the first time
>fall in love with a fictional robot
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>first

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>used to stay up until 5am to catch this at the end of Adult Swim's lineup
>must've been love at first sight
>little me thought I was having fever dreams for the longest time because I couldn't remember the name of the show, just that I really liked the green-haired girl for some reason
>forget about it for fucking years
>comes back on Toonami back in like 2013 or something, see Eureka and memories come flooding back
>I found my first true waifu again
Felt good, like a weight had been lifted from my shoulders

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Lum is a total stupid cunt though. There's no dere side to her.

Your mom

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Pygmalion's beloved Galatea.

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This

>implying the first waifu wasn't Eve.

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Eve was a waifubait, though.

eve was the first 3dpig

Miyazaki’s waifu.

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Wasn't there some used goods that came before Eve?

No. If you mean Lilith, that's just kike fanfiction.

Bible canon is different depending on who you ask, I never actually understood what's what

>depending on who you ask
There's this thing called The Vatican, just saying. Also, old scripture doesn't mention no fictional dyke waifu before the first woman Eve. Like I said it's just aditional jew filler.

The Vatican has its own canon but Protestants ignore it
And then Jews and Muslims have their own canon as well
It's worse than Western comics

The canon is the christian Bible for both protestants and catholics, the interpretation and culture varies however. Jews like to add shit and make stuff up and muslims seem to reinterpret the abrahamic stories through a tint of additional and unecesarry fantasy elements making them more fantastic sounding. Either way, in all versions Eve is the first woman and first waifu. Filled is irrelevant, it's like some spinoff OVA.

>all these old hags

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Tbh I am only fan of Lum because she is an icon of Future Funk. Thanks to those artize videos I decided to watch the old anime and I liked it.

Lum is now my waifu. She is pure and cute.

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venus of dolni vestonice 29000 bc
it's either this one or that lowenmensch furry figure

the ancients clearly preferred big tiddied oneesans

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It's subjective and there's no such thing as a first "true" waifu

I think Lum was the first one to be overtly waifu'd by a filthy gaijin.
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>proclaiming love for your 2d waifu in song on international TV
Ahead of the curve.

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>Gee Eve! How come the Serpent lets you eat TWO fruits?

Perhaps a daring synthesis?

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Based. Lum is the OG waifu and this proves it.

brump

>First waifu
>Only waifu
>Still my only waifu after more than 20 years

>>Still my only waifu after more than 20 years
That's dedication. Have you never been even slightly tempted?

Well hmm I admit that I liked some girls but never worshipped them like I did to Ryoko. Closer to this was her mother. Still, I like Universe! Ryoko and Washu more.