So why should we hire you as head of the animation department?

>So why should we hire you as head of the animation department?

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I draw the best asses and titties

>implying I'd waste my time with inferior western garbage
kys

Fuck off?

because the rest of you are garbage calarts grads who couldn't reproduce Kill La Kill if you had a billion dollars per episode.

I'm pretty good at making stick figure animations on the corner of my notepad

I'm good at animating?

If you dont I'll burn this place to the fucking ground.

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I wouldn't even want to be the head of the animation department, I would want to be an independent director.

I'm not a drooling cum brain like the rest of Yea Forums

>He can't make an entire anime on his own

You shouldn't. Hire a Nip instead, faggot.

You shouldn't. I can't even draw a circle. How did I get here? I want to go home.

what about the dubs?

>Why should I want to work for you regardless of position? I can churn out three chinese cartoon titels by lunch and break your ass.

once, one of my posts on a taiwanese knitting forum recieved 30 replies calling me "based"
I believe my experience speaks on it's own

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i only applied for this job so they wouldn't stop my welfare money

based and negropilled.

First before I began, I brought this for you sir.

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Then you made a mistake somewhere along the way. Real niggers know how to apply without ever having to go to an interview.

I'm fireproof.

Head of the animation department won't suffice. Hire me as a producer or director instead.
Why you should hire me?..
Because everyone else who works in this industry is trying too hard. People don't want an anime that fails yet again at having a good story or character progression.
People want an anime in which shit actually happens. They want a trainwreck, a shitshow. They want an anime that makes them rage, cry, and hate everything about it.
And that's exactly where I come into play.
With me, there won't be any poor attempts at a cohesive or 'good' story.
I will turn everything your professional script writers hand me into shit.
I will turn the story into shit.
I will turn the characters into shit.
I will turn the storyboard into shit.
I will turn literally everthing about every single project I will be responsible for into shit. It's as simple as that.
Hire me. Let's do it.

are you this OP?

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I remember that.

thats cute of you

>frogposters
>based
Bunch of fags, honestly.

Because ass>boobs

That's the desk of a person who doesn't actually do any work.

Thanks sir
So lets move on to my payment

>He doesn't have a qt gf to help dubbing girl voices
>He doesn't know someone who can BGM from work
>He doesn't know how to BGM
>He can't make a girly voice
You have a long way to go user

You just should.

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I worked for David Productions and played a key part in animating Vento Aureo

It's funny because we used to scatter papers all around our desks to fools retards like you when i was working in an office.