Wish fulfillment

I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON
STATE THREE WISHES AND I SHALL GRANT THEM

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1. Get Moot back
2. Create a separate board for shounen
3. Ride a unicycle whilst juggling multiple tennis balls

2 cokes and some chips

1. Bring back Snacks
2. Delete /pol/
3. Ban generals

I want to have a big dick, or a decent one

Kill Yea Forums. Revive it. Kill Yea Forums again

Can I have my mother back, and can you make her all healthy?

separate all posters depending on how long ago they have started lurking
newfag crisis solved
post-irony crisis solved
muh board culture crisis solved
keep the other 2 wishes ya filthy animal

t. Umaru

all but one is beyond my power

see wakaba.c3.cx/shi
this oldfag vs newfag dynamic runs counter to shi's ideas regarding registration-less, anonymous imageboard culture (inspired by hiro's own words)

give me the power of granting my own wishes.

1: Make isekai and harem protags more manly, cool looking and badass
2: Introduce a new genre of converting yuri shows straight with cool guys
3: Make Bakugou x Megumin canon

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Hamburger
Pizza
Spaghetti

>Ride a unicycle whilst juggling multiple tennis balls
It's use a wish to see Shenron do this

1 in 10 seconds kill me
2 in 20 seconds resurrect me
3 after that kill me again

you already have it, user

>1. Make a vanilla-ish Taimanin game with like, 70% less orc and monster rape and a greater focus on you fucking the girls
>2. Make Dragon Ball good again. Go from Super: Broly, and just enhance that pace
>3. Make Kekomono more mainstream by a lot

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1. Erase Moe anime from existence
2. Erase social media from existence
3. Erase smartphones from existence

1. delete Super
2. make GT canon
3. let me lick 18's armpits

expunge all normies from Yea Forums
restrain yuriniggers and faggots
prevent trannies from ever getting janitor privileges

1 Make anime real
2 Make me an immortal loli
3 give me a big dick

Give the original 1978 Captain Harlock the Yamato 2199 treatment
Reconstruct the timeline so where Dragon Ball Z, GT and Super never happen and Dragon Ball doesn't turn into the battle-shonen garbage that it became
High budget Symphogear movie because they sure as hell can't solve all of the remaining plot threads in just 3 episodes

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#1. Remove /pol/
#2. Re-allow Cute and Funny posts on all boards
#3. Create a barrier around Japan that allows Japan to send data outwards but doesn't allow the rest of the world to send data inwards.

I wish rules didn’t apply to me at my discretion
I wish for more wishes
I wish for Flat tsundere childhood friend who wakes me up in my Japanese home in japan

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1. Giant cock
2. Cute anime waifu irl
3. Money

1. Ban KyoAniggers
2. Erase Super from existence
3. Nuke Canada

Make me omnipotent bro

Assuming we can't get more wishes
>Ability to obtain great rewards with little effort
>A forever Healthy and Youthful body
>Immortal Waifu that has the ability to kill me and herself if i truly wished for it and will have no regrets afterwards

bring back 2013 Yea Forums

However, The Namek arc is probably the best arc in dbz aside from the Frieza fight dragging on and on. I would have preferred it if the super saiyan legend was really just that, A legend and never comes to fruition.

The thing about the Frieza fight that really bothers me is that they go on and on about how he can't sense energy, they keep hinting at using clever and sneaky tactics and the heroes even have the tools to reasonably kill him without the need for a mega power up. They even show some signs of "Hey lets use our heads" such as when goku hides in the lake but only uses that type of tactic once.....

The fact thay 2013 Yea Forums is considered good is a fucking travesty.

>2013 Yea Forums
newfag

Make mods board restricted.
Literaly having to lurk 2 years before posting.
Make kuroneko real.

I wish...

For your Freedom!
You're free, dragon!

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1. Give me my waifu irl
2. Delete trannies from existence
3. Take away women's rights

Super Sayan Goku was still weaker than Frieza at 100%
Goku wouldn't have been able to use Frieza's Destructo Disk against him if he could sense energy.

That's fair, The whole supersaiyan bargain bin that came after Namek was a real shit show though.
Namek had so much going for it, really great arc

What would you do with it?
150 mil vs 120 mil
Freeza never stood a chance.

1. I want Berserk to end
2. I want faster internet
3. Cook for me the best beef dish this world has to offer

I feel your user

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Thanks for the sucker punch to my feels, you damn faggot.
Sorry for your loss, user.

The 150m vs 120m thing never made any sense. If anything, 100% Freeza was about equal, but couldn't keep it up due to stamina.

True... also because he was hurt with the Super Spirit Bomb before.
Then again, Freeza did use a lot of sucker punch when fighting Goku, and that's not a measure of strength.

1. New Nyaruko season
2. Naruto is cancelled
3. No one dislikes Monster Musume

Granted
FAREWELL

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10 minutes of kawoshin homosex in 4.0
20 minutes of kawoshin homosex in 4.0
A bucket of popcorn

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1. Make isekai real
2. Make anime girl real
3. Shred this universe to the last atoms

>Dende can destroy the earth

But Dende's dead, remember?

Kill all moeshitters
Kill all Yea Forums crossboarders
Kill all trannies

Suicide is not the answer, user.

>not wishing for the sweet release of death each day

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1. Get rid of SJWs.
2. All boards are deleted except /pol/.
3. Revive the third Reich.

Do it, faggot and be useful for once

Based

1. Make anime real
2. Make my waifu my loving wife
3. 1 trillion USD on an offshore account only I and people I select have access to

>2. All boards are deleted except /pol/.
Cringe

You're only allowed 1 wish losers
>But didn't Dende make it so...
>*Raughs in Super*

>cringe
You hate your own board that much?

1) Remove communism from history and existence
I'll leave the rest for next time. Take care.

1. Give me the power to create waifus into 3D women
2. give me the powers Nicol Bolas had at his peak
3. grant me omniscience

i Wish, TO BE UNBANABLE NO MATTER WHAT I POST ON Yea Forums!

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No bringing back the dead. It's not a pretty picture.

Anime adaptation of the remaining Haruhi novels
Seiren season 2
Also, I want to know everything that will happen in One Piece from the most recent chapter til the very end

Delete Yea Forums

Revive Krilin.

1. turn youself into a dragon loli.
2. give me infinite vigor.
3. let me bang you until I get tired.

>all these fags wanting /pol/ deleted
Kek. Cope.

First wish: want a pocket dimension that when I entire freezes time IRL and never starve or age in it

Second wish: I want two additional bodies to control. one a 10/10 peak physical fitness male and another 10/10 female

Third wish:
eternal youth for all three bodies

OP say 3

Dragon Ball anime essentials pasta

>Classic Dragon Ball

Dragon Ball (Dragon Box Remux 720x480 MPEG2 MULTi)
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Dragon Ball Recut
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>DBZ

iKaos is working on a “perfect” version of DBZ by combining the best quality video with the most American English and Japanese dub options available, for both nostalgic and completion purposes.

1. 1999-2003 Original FUNi Dub - Uncut (VHS/Singles DVDs)

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>Yea Forums doesn't get unnecessary political attention anymore
>boomers stop giving their retarded opinions on this site
>all of the normalfags leave
/pol/ should have been deleted a long time ago.

2013 Yea Forums was shit
bring back 2006 Yea Forums you know the one where we only talked about Azumanga, Haruhi, and Rozen Maiden

I'm a 2013 faggot myself, but 2008 Yea Forums seemed pretty fun.
Shoud've come to this place sooner, dunno why I was so socialy inept even on the fucking internetz.

1. Make anime real
2. Give everyone their waifu/manfu/harem
3. Everyone gets a quirky random power

Replace Dragon Ball Super with Dragon Ball GT.

???

1. The permission to tweak wish 2 as much as I please in case of any unforeseen consequences or issues arise from it.
2. Have creator powers the way an author has over a story but in the real world with my own original characters and creations (do not steal)
3. I dunno. 's last wish would be pretty funny.

1.Someone start translating Agnes Kamen
2.a gf
3.$100 gift card

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Waifu for every user.
Other two is whatever.

1.Everyone who is not 95% european on earth dies

Already granted, user. We all will.

>kill all niggers
>kill all muslims
>Make America Great Again

there it is, we go full singularity.

Make this nigga a ghetto nigga.

Fuck me in the ass. I read it in piccolo's voice before even realising it as his.

1. Get my freedom back
2. Get my life back
3. Get dubs on this post

1. give me a girlfriend
2. give me money
3. give me self esteem

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1. Wipe my memory of my favorite series so I can go in unspoiled
2. A complete and faithful adaptation of Tokyo Ghoul
3. Ban isekai that use RPG tropes mechanics such as skill trees and levels.

1. Immortality
2. Giant Women
3. GW horny for snusnu

Cope dog, cope.

>Delete /pol/
>Delete /r9k/
>Delete /lgbt/
ur welcome everyone!

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1. money to buy things
2. money to buy things
3. money to buy things
who needs literally anything else when you can have a shitton of money

I don't have any wishes.

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1. A fucking mindblowing chainsawman anime
2. Erase all One Punch Man season 2 except the soundtrack and release two seasons made by the freelancer team
3. Seven dragon balls

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It's been said a hundred times before, but Namek was supposed to be the series finale, with Gohan awakening as a super sayan after his dad gets killed, but also outsmarting frieza to defeat him.

I think the orignal idea was that pure Sayans weren't supposed to become super Sayan at all, because they weren't as emotional as half breeds like Gohan.

1. Big money
2. Big women
3. Big fun

1. ONE punch man gets weekly manga and webcomic updates at the same quality it has always been.

2. Season 2 of One punch is remade and all subsequent seasons are all of the same quality as season 1.

3. Hajime No ippo continues until the heat death of the universe

>Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Reminder that by deleting /pol/, you are the deleting the only important board on this place. Seethe more.

1. I manage to achieve henosis
2. Unlimited power
3. Pretty much good at this point. Uhh, make Holo real?

>the perfect berserk anime adaptation
>restore this site back to it's 2013 userbase, and erase anyone else's memory of it (includes me but I am willing to sacrifice myself for this, bye anons)
>I want to be immune to aging, however I do not want to be immortal, I don't give up my right for death

1. Every thing I wish for will be granted with the ablity to undo or alter how the wish is granted.
2. No wishes from anyone else
3. Profit.

1. Immortality
2. Teleportation
3. Putting an AI that follows my principles in charge of the world

1. having EVERY feature of being in a gmod sanbox, even console commands and downloading mods adds them to my IRL spawnlist normally
2. i can see other dimensions or timelines as game servers and treat them as servers
3. i'm the only version of me to exist

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Wish for dbs to be made instead of dbgt

Wish for the first two sagas of the series should start with baby saga and shadow dragon saga and no ssj4 only ssj3 and with fusion

Wish for this db super version to have a better storyline and plot that puts HxH to shame

1. I want to be able to cum endlessly with 0 refractory period
2. I want to be a cute shota that drives women craxy
3. I want a sex goddess as a wife

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impossible

>I get Obitos Kamui with no activation cost and timelimit
>I want to know what happened in 2012
> I get a Dialga stand with complete power over time

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>Give me OP super powers of a fantasy MC
>Give me the intellect that rivals the greatest engineers, politicians and theologians.
>Send me back to Athens in 480BC

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I WOULD LIKE A HAT

You don't want that.
It becomes a curse that will follow you for years where you demand justice for your shitposts, yet you are revered as an Immortal God King that is denied Death.

>Ability to create entire series of head canon anime that is on par with the best quality studios in the world

>Ability to create permanent portals anywhere in the universe of all sizes similar to portal with just a thought

>Absolute immortality

Gonna make warhammer 40k anime and make space travel real.

>an arson a hundred times bigger than Kyoani's on all Toei buildings
>heart attack on all japanese herbivore men
>anime adaptation of pic related

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You'd alter our history.