You get petrified

>you get petrified
>we stone warudo now
>wake up
>meet a uwu cavegirl
How will you impress this uwu with your vast modern knowledge? Wat do

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Before or after she cuts me up with her knife she is an inbred gorilla cavegirl? You really think the average fat user has any chance of fucking her when her biological basic imperative is to mate with the strongest guy in the village? Get real fatass,

You show her some sorcery, caveuwus like sorcery.

First I would tell her that god isn't real.

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>This was the first occurrence of car sex in history!

Show her my Excalibur.

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I'll TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU at her.

Learn her the joys of modern upkeep.

Well she doesn't like the strongest guy, so there is that.

>effectively stone age
>stone age morality
It'd just be rape. No one would bat an eye.

get out of here zoomer

>Learn her

Dr. Stone is a zoomer anime retard.

Massively based. Thanks for the laugh

Wrong, Dr.Stone is a certified boomer series, just look at the female designs
>has Trump in it
>anime about living in the wild (zoomers do not understand)
>story accepts boomers run the current world
>stupid zoomer gets BTFO repeatedly
>praises capitalism
>praises imperialism
>praises Edison

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I don't know.
Physics, mathematics, written language, chemistry, maybe even philosophy for the lulz.

I mean, what could you demonstrate? She's a primitive, you need to catch her attention with something flashy you could scrape up in your immediate surroundings.
After that you could teach her non-physical knowledge.

I'd demonstrate my knowledge of female anatomy.

>phoneposting
Yea i think it's for zoomers.

>he doesn't have a job
>can stay on his desktop all day
That's the reason boomers are still in charge

how on earth did a civilization born from astronauts not have a way of writing? not even taking to scratching on rocks?

The founders preferred oral.

>He doesn't have a decent job that requires a desktop.
Zoomer zooming

>going on Yea Forums on your work-PC
Rookie mistake

>Not remoting in to your home PC

>all that effort when you can post on your phone
Why do zoomers always make their own life more difficult?

I'm not uploading all my memes on my phone

>He thinks I would get caught like a retarded newfag
Kid I have been doing it for almost 7 years. Keep watching your shitshow for zoomers.

>all that effort when you can post on your phone
>outing yourself as a newfag
You are the zoomer here retard.

>Install VPN
>Profit

>he still posts memes
>mfw

>Posting text on an image board

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>zoomers care this much about phoneposting
Feels good to be a based boomer

>not posting text memes only
Let me guess, do you have a meme image folder too?

Lmao this guy. Based Boomers btfoing this kid.

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>He only types on his phone all day.

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Shit thread
Shit series

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