>you get petrified
>we stone warudo now
>wake up
>meet a uwu cavegirl
How will you impress this uwu with your vast modern knowledge? Wat do
You get petrified
Isaac Ortiz
Camden Young
Before or after she cuts me up with her knife she is an inbred gorilla cavegirl? You really think the average fat user has any chance of fucking her when her biological basic imperative is to mate with the strongest guy in the village? Get real fatass,
Grayson Bennett
You show her some sorcery, caveuwus like sorcery.
James Lewis
First I would tell her that god isn't real.
Cooper King
>This was the first occurrence of car sex in history!
Carson Kelly
Show her my Excalibur.
Jace Hernandez
I'll TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU at her.
Justin Long
Learn her the joys of modern upkeep.
Well she doesn't like the strongest guy, so there is that.
Michael Powell
>effectively stone age
>stone age morality
It'd just be rape. No one would bat an eye.
Jaxson Green
get out of here zoomer