I'd think that it's a dream so I just desperately flirt her until she says "eww" then realise it's not a dream.
Despite being a NEET you walk into a bar
I once actually knew a girl who LOOKED and acted JUST LIKE TOMOYO in my Geo101 class, however I never talked to her and I prob wasted a once in a lifetime chance. Though if I had tried she would of wanted nothing to do with me anyway.
That is the sad reality of it all, even if you don't try, you know that if you did you would of just been rejected horribly. It's not a simple "No" but some BS explination to make it not seem so bad.
I'd probably panic
"Hey, I thought you looked interesting so I came to talk to you. What are you doing here?"
Priestess, why are being reverse isekaid?
Wait.......I KNOW YOU! But not from this life, you and I were lovers in a past life!!
If that doesnt work I'll eat my own dick
John has a long moustache.
The chair is leaning on the wall.
>despite being a NEET
What do you mean despite, all the biggest alcoholics I know are NEET.
I don't know who your waifu is, but maybe leave out that last part about eating your dick.
Eaten anything yet? Want to eat together?