>despite being a NEET you walk into a bar
>for some reason your waifu (or husbando or whatever) is there, sitting alone, maybe some tulpa shit
if your only certainity is that she will reply, what's your one-liner? how do you strike? consider that she IS our waifu, this is your only chance user
Despite being a NEET you walk into a bar
Cameron Parker
Jaxson Powell
I'll just lure her in with promises of food, shelter, and clothing.
Colton Howard
Glass her and drag her to my cave like my ancestors did eons ago
Xavier Robinson
Hey Saber, I got some fresh obanyaki and ice cream at my place. I-I love y-y-ou...
Brayden Hall
I heard you want to save the trees.
Jayden Cook
y-you too
Ian King
Hey so I have a few books on ukranian history, I assume you would be interested in reading them with me?
Connor Anderson
So....do you like guns? Because I damn well do.
Josiah Sullivan
Hey want some candy?
Ryder Brown
my wife saber is so beautiful