Despite being a NEET you walk into a bar

>despite being a NEET you walk into a bar
>for some reason your waifu (or husbando or whatever) is there, sitting alone, maybe some tulpa shit
if your only certainity is that she will reply, what's your one-liner? how do you strike? consider that she IS our waifu, this is your only chance user

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I'll just lure her in with promises of food, shelter, and clothing.

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Glass her and drag her to my cave like my ancestors did eons ago

Hey Saber, I got some fresh obanyaki and ice cream at my place. I-I love y-y-ou...

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I heard you want to save the trees.

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y-you too

Hey so I have a few books on ukranian history, I assume you would be interested in reading them with me?

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So....do you like guns? Because I damn well do.

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Hey want some candy?

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my wife saber is so beautiful

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