>despite being a NEET you walk into a bar
>for some reason your waifu (or husbando or whatever) is there, sitting alone, maybe some tulpa shit
if your only certainity is that she will reply, what's your one-liner? how do you strike? consider that she IS our waifu, this is your only chance user
Despite being a NEET you walk into a bar
Cameron Parker
Jaxson Powell
I'll just lure her in with promises of food, shelter, and clothing.
Colton Howard
Glass her and drag her to my cave like my ancestors did eons ago
Xavier Robinson
Hey Saber, I got some fresh obanyaki and ice cream at my place. I-I love y-y-ou...
Brayden Hall
I heard you want to save the trees.
Jayden Cook
y-you too
Ian King
Hey so I have a few books on ukranian history, I assume you would be interested in reading them with me?
Connor Anderson
So....do you like guns? Because I damn well do.
Josiah Sullivan
Hey want some candy?
Ryder Brown
my wife saber is so beautiful
Isaac Long
I'd think that it's a dream so I just desperately flirt her until she says "eww" then realise it's not a dream.
Xavier Turner
I once actually knew a girl who LOOKED and acted JUST LIKE TOMOYO in my Geo101 class, however I never talked to her and I prob wasted a once in a lifetime chance. Though if I had tried she would of wanted nothing to do with me anyway.
That is the sad reality of it all, even if you don't try, you know that if you did you would of just been rejected horribly. It's not a simple "No" but some BS explination to make it not seem so bad.
Oliver Williams
I'd probably panic
Andrew Cook
"Hey, I thought you looked interesting so I came to talk to you. What are you doing here?"
Cooper Sanchez
Priestess, why are being reverse isekaid?
Ayden Evans
Wait.......I KNOW YOU! But not from this life, you and I were lovers in a past life!!
If that doesnt work I'll eat my own dick
Jaxon Nguyen
John has a long moustache.
The chair is leaning on the wall.
Colton Russell
>despite being a NEET
What do you mean despite, all the biggest alcoholics I know are NEET.
Jayden Powell
I don't know who your waifu is, but maybe leave out that last part about eating your dick.
Jonathan White
Eaten anything yet? Want to eat together?
Ethan Rivera
probably nothing shes married and I'm not into ntr
Dylan Perry
>your only certainity is that she will reply
I know exactly what she'll say.
Oliver Ward
She's too young to go in there.
Gavin Roberts
>Uh.. H-hi I uh.. nevermind sorry
Then I autistically run away
Lincoln Perez
YOU MISS 100% OF THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE MAH DUDES. EVEN IF IT MEANS BEING REJECTED, GO UP TO HER AND SAY SUP. 10 YEARS FROM NOW YOU'LL REGRET NEVER TRYING MORE THAN THE ATTEMPT. BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU!
Isaac Ross
Based Kaminaposter.
I'd probably get a confidence boost from realising the fact that she is somehow real despite not being human and the fact that I happened to encounter her means there's probably some supernatural or fate-related stuff involved, so I like to think I'd give it a shot.
Landon Flores
Based and unga pilled
Cooper Hughes
Not sure whether you know me, but I've been dreaming about you for a long time.
Aaron Clark
"hey babe, i am top20 in Kane's Wrath ...wanna see my scorpion tank?"
>HFW
William Cooper
I never knew Kotori was into fictional works.
Logan Adams
Hey there Vlad, hows life in hell aka Russia?