Character with a monk staff defeat character with a sword

>character with a monk staff defeat character with a sword

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blunt force melee weapons > gay pointy/sharp faggot sticks

Range always wins, swords are outclassed by all polearms.

I'm going to lick ray moo's armpits and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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Range always wins, polearms are outclassed by all rocks.

go eats grass reimu,
swords are pretty disadvantaged against Pole weapons, they are best when used against other swords. also a quarterstaff thrust hurts a lot and unless you have a greatsword cutting through the staff is impossible.
tl;dr if you cut the point of the best thing ever you're still left with something good

>cutting through any decent quality hardwood with a sword
literally won't happen in combat.

A sword is not a fucking lightsaber, it's not going to just slice through a quarterstaff like metal, especially if the staff is metal, which they often were (Or at least reinforced with.).

If the guy with the staff is more skilled, let me give you a rundown of what might happen:
>Swordman swings at Staffbro
>Staffbro parries it and quickly whips the other end of the staff hard into the side of Swordman's head
>Swordman goes down like a sack of potatoes because that was a heavy blow to the side of his fucking head.

So, getting hit with the staff is definitely less lethal than getting hit with the sword, but deadliness =/= effectiveness, necessarily. If the guy is fucking down, it doesn't matter whether or not he's a corpse.

>it's not going to just slice through a quarterstaff like metal
Clearly meant to say butter here.

>If the guy is fucking down, it doesn't matter whether or not he's a corpse.
Unless things are running on battle shonen logic, in which case you want to make absolutely sure the fucker is dead.

But then you would be no different from the bad guy.

Why did Reimu's gohei become a staff?
It's huge now.

It's literally not youkai scum.

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At some point italian greatswords where used in battle to break enemy polearms, so it should be possible, hard but possible
I wouldn't be surprised if someone more experienced proved me wrong tho

Why does she even need a huge staff? She only throws pieces of paper and magic balls

Actually is totally believable.
The sword was actually mostly a secondary weapon. Lances, halberds, polearms in general, dominated the battlefield. The staff basically use the same principle, it just lack the metal end.

He would not even have the oportunity to reach the staff user. Quarterstaffs can also be grabbed at the end for vicious extremely long range blows.
Range is the reason humans invariably used spears in combat, it is literally game winning being able to hurt others without risking getting hurt.

>The shrine priest or maiden attendants (miko) use the gohei to bless or sanctify a person or object in various Shinto rituals. The gohei is used for some ceremonies, but its usual purpose is to cleanse a sacred place in temples and to cleanse, bless, or exorcise any object that is thought to have negative energy. In addition to its use in purification rituals, it may be included in an Ōnusa (wooden wand with many shide), and serve as the object of veneration (shintai) in a Shinto shrine

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The 1000 times folded katana that can cut trough everything, against the full plate armor that make you immortal and would kill the enemy just by bumping into them.
Who would win?

Well, you can cause significant damage to a spear on a lucky day, but staffs are a lot thicker as they are designed for hitting the opponent with the wooden part so it would be pretty silly of them to break down that easily.

Even in modern warfare the point is not to kill people, it's just to neutralize them. For example, we use 5.56 rounds which are statistically less lethal than bigger rounds (Don't get me wrong, it'll kill a bastard, just not as surely as 7.62), partly because if we just wound someone his buddies might stop fighting briefly to drag him to safety. Two guys doing that basically means you knocked out three for the price of one and technically you haven't killed anyone unless the dude succumbs to his wounds. And besides that, there's no actual point to killing someone when just dropping them would do the job fine.

Real life does not work like Shonen logic where everyone needs to be spared, but it also does not work on what you THINK is "realistic" logic where everyone needs to be dead. Actually evil main bad guys need to be finished off to be sure, but some mook from a random village with his little metal helmet and brigandine is not some evil savage who really needs to be finished off though. Thinking everyone needs to be purged is also anime logic, just edgy bullshit instead of friendship is magic bullshit.

I agree, I was just trying to illustrate why sheer killing power was not the end-all be-all for a weapon.

>At some point italian greatswords where used in battle to break enemy polearms
They were designed to break enemy formations not the weapons themselves. Chopping through solid hardwood requires a lot of force that you just can't apply with someone wielding it due to the give you would get if you hit someone with a 2kg piece of metal.

Even a stick or piece of cloth can form an edge if you know how to!

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>implying Crimson Slasher cares about your petty logic and reality

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polearm vs trebuchet
trebuchet wins evertim

Polearm > Sword

>Even in modern warfare the point is not to kill people, it's just to neutralize them
Hell, as long as it keeps the enemy busy hiding, it's good enough unless you're the side that needs to advance.

>Hermit turns out to be an oni?

This is correct. A bunch of dudes with big swords would use them to parry pikes and get past their effective range, at which point they held the range advantage even if the pikemen dropped their pikes and drew their sidearms.

Another neat fact about pikes is that pike squares were surprisingly arrow-proof, because of how densely the pikes were packed arrows stood a good chance of striking a pike instead of a body. They weren't invulnerable by any means, but discipline and good helmets went a long way.

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Long stick > short stick as proven by history.

No fucking way

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Fuck, I had my money on cactus.

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is this a thinly veiled touhou thread?

It was /k/ but fuck the mods, 2hu hijack time.

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>2hu hijack time
It's time to move on gramps

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It's Futo time

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I can't wait for Kasen to kill Reimu.
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She's probably trying to teach Reimu a lesson of some sort. also Oni are great

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I wanna impregnate all the oni.

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Swords are overrated.

is this canon or just some fanfiction shit?

You probably wouldn't survive the even, at least not with an intact pelvis

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Really nigga

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Back in her adolescent day she need it to parry

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That's like using training wheels for a bicycle as an adult since you needed them to learn how to ride the bike back in your toddler days.

never heard about Sōhei?

Is Reimu a JC? She's delicious enough to be one.

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Fairies manga when? I need to know what Luna died for.

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why do so many touhoes have lewd armpits?

A chapter came out like a week ago.
Onahole squad vs Wheelchair Sage next chapter.

>Wheelchair
Rude

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Best nun has arrived

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You are ban from gensokyo if you don't have a lewd armpits

>I want to take the crystallized souls of immortal children and use them to create a new bio-horror hell full of life that exists for the purpose of suffering and torture
Jesus fuck Hecatia what the hell is wrong with you

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>Why does someone who works in hell wants to make hell hell?
Makes the mind noggin

She has like 5 hells already though, I didn't think she'd be actively trying to push the envelope.

100% canon written by ZUN

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Yeah we are talking Reimu here

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Useless shrine maiden, only good for her sex appeal.

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How does he get away with it?

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Even her sex appeal is not that great.

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Hakurei Shrine has the better service

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>I came to play ze-
Why can't we have more translations like these?

Moriya is not a bad business either.

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Imagine the smell

Reimu literally has several layers of plot armour. Woman is nigh on unkillable despite being a talentless hack that should have been killed before she even reached the age of ten.

She´s too creative for her own good. Pretty nice girl outside of running hell though.

Who's the new playable character other than Youmu? Tenshi? Komachi? Orin?

Sugiurua Sen draws the best prosti2hus.

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wait, /k/ mods are trying to ruin the eternal Yea Forumsk/ friendship? disgusting

Taishi

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It'd be worth it, even if they kill me by the end. At least I'd get a freakishly powerful half-oni kid.

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He's garbage.

fuck off frog priestess

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>edgeless blade
even his dick doesn't have an edge

>sword character sent to sci-fi setting with no swords
>uses light saber

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shut the fuck up nigger this is a 2hu thread

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I find it a little surprising that people sexualize Reimu. You'd think they'd stick to the attractive 2hus like Mokou.

>moco
>attractive

Que asco.

>hating mokou

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I have masturbated to almost every 2hu, but I just can't bring myself to fap to Reimu. It just doesn't feel right.

>hating one of the most boring characters that have no redeeming qualities
>literal canon murderer

Great taste

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