Waifu Analysis Thread

You'd make a good carer for the mentally challenged

Severe trust issues so you want to make sure there is no way your waifu would ever even think of betraying you, no matter how much you fuck up.
In other words you want a fuckable dog.

You like naivity and innocence over anything else, and you have much more love in you than you could give to a normal girl so you need something cute you can spoil hard.
You enjoy when your girl has a mind on her own and plans things on her own, you place high value on nobility, confidence.
You also have issues talking to others and would rather show than tell about your feelings.
You like tomboys.
You also have trust issues and want a girl that is incapable of loving anyone but you, you also don't want her to act on her own and always want to have full control of your partner.
Another guy who just wants a cute onahole.
You want to be able to enjoy various hobbies with your wife, you're not the kind to sit at home and also like to learn new things.
You're also poor and want money without working.

You shouldn't have retards being looked after by other retards.

Devoted, loving mother and wife.

Phlegmatic.

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Pic Related.
Everything.
Caring.

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That's not true :( I don't want any control

>You like tomboys.
we understand one other

Rin Tohsaka.
Her bisexuality.
Repressed. :^)

How she never really lets go of her boyish nature, despite wanting to be seen as more girly so desperately. Not really too masculine or too feminine, I think she has a lot of positive traits from both. She's still sensitive and emotional, but also emotionally strong, like she can go after and take on anything with an energetic shout. Not to mention just plain cool.

Cheating but
Honest, stubborn

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Seiba
Her willpower
Depressed

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Her independence and self-reliance
Morbid

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What if despite everything I don't have one?

You're a nihilist, possibly even an anarchist.
You smash it to other people's waifus.

You don't like personal affection or the whole love thing that much.
Hell, m8, maybe you're a sociopath.

The contrast between her smug cockiness and how bashfully cute she can be at times.
Belittling (both of myself and others)

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You just go along with stuff or at least want to do that. The opposite of a leader basically.

You're a connoisseur of DELICIOUS BACON

She's a fierce fighter but isn't afraid to open herself up to be a bit more vulnerable.
Depressed.

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Holo, my most precious.
Her loyalty, intelligence, resourcefulness and ability to tease eloquently.
Persistent.

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Her caring and calm demeanor
Paranoid

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Her quest for something personal and meaningful no matter how ridiculous it is.
Critical.

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What's with this analysis Mr. Freud, aren't you supposed to undercover perversions, latent homosexuality or implant obfuscated accounts of incest and child abuse to scare us into getting therapy?

Anyway, the whole idea of a wife is stupid, but Oshino Shinobu and Kinomoto Sakura come close.
Take a guess.
Bitter.

>Bitter.
That was kinda redundant after what you wrote before.
You're some kind of loner probably.

I'm not the OP however, objectively it's hard to speculate at very many details with a very limited dataset.

Sounds like you are similar to her in that you search for meaning, supposedly not very successfully so far.

You're desperate for something; not sure what.

Neurotypical REEEEE

You're a pussy.

Her weight.
FA

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Waifu: Megumin
Her Chuuni, passion for her craft and i guess the gap from being a cheerful, magnanimous, responsible person who easily becomes loud, competitive, a bit aggressive (not sure if right word, boisterous maybe?)

Boring

>ask for an analysis
>gets insulted
>not even a nuanced insult, just a three word response compared to everyone else who inexplicably get more attention
Wow, one of the very very few times I visit this board and I'm already disappointed. I guess it's true what they say on the other ones.

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I don't have a waifu. I have a harem though.
I like their personalities. None are generic.
Don't judge me you fat losers.

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go to bed Muhammed, you have a long day of suicide bombings ahead of you tomorrow.

She's cute, sweet, and devoted, she has a lewd and sexy side, and she has a hot and evil side.
Melancholic

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My beautiful wife Yuuri.
How sweet and nice she is.
Serious.

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Her personality and design, as well as her overall characterization, particularly in hollow ataraxia.

Depressed.

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She represents the MC's salvation to his struggles, which are very similar to mine. When I remember her, I remember the core thematics and messages of the show and the book.
I couldn't describe myself since I'm terrible at introspection but my pal over here told me I'm "wise".

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Bianca
I love her sense of hope and excitement for what the future may hold.
Determined

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Wrong pic, obviously.

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It's funny because I'm actually on the spectrum, but I'm willing to take it as a compliment.

I'm not as "qualified" as the OP, you gotta wait for him.
It wasn't really meant as an insult either, but as analysis, and it's the best I could do.
Of course there's a chance you're not actually a pussy.

I once heard a bird singing with the melody of a bell.
Lonely was it's voice, strong and pure.
Eternally rang the bell sharp and warm.
Met the bird yet again lost and alone.
Embracing the moon with cold wet feet
The bird flew far, I searched and begged
Determined delusional I went on
Now the bird was cold with herself not alone
Embracing the night the bird spread it's wings and left it's shell
Left me here, left me lost

simple

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I can defeat Madara Uchiha. That should tell you all you need to know

Her determination to do the right thing and her undying loyalty to her friends

Patient

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Mi wife Bibury, from KiraKira Precure, is so cute.

Her design is fantastic, especially preevangelization. The idol design is also very good.
I like her personality and voice. I find the over-exaggerated pittines of her behavior and tendency towards just being mean to everyone quite charming. Her prime motivation of just not wanting to be alone is very relatable. That at first this was satiated with a talking toy that get progressively more broken was beautiful.
She once used her own despair (It is magical stuff, that despair you if taken off your body, she used her own instead of farming it from civilians. It was a unusual situation that didn't allow conventional procedures like that.) in combat shows her inmensurable commitment/desperation.
I basically like almost everything about her, I am very disappointed of how the show handled her after she defected to the cures.

I am probably lacking the sufficient self awareness and/or perspective to accurately describe myself in a world.
But if I need to try to do it honestly I will probely go with "inconstant" or "dispassionate".

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Idol Bibury!

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Save you some time Freud

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Diligent and serious
Optimistic

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>Makise Kurisu
Intelligence, mostly. Every waifu an Yea Forumsutist has is cute either way.

I'd say "Bomb"

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Her energetic search for fun.
adventurous

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Fight to the death

fuck i dont like this goddamn image

In spite of people having given up on trying to understand her, she still tries and does her best.
Melancholic.

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Eh, I've been diagnosed with this by another hack some years ago.

Who is this?

This reads like a catch-all for introverts with IQ above 120 but below 140.

I hardly know where to begin. There's so much I adore about her. We've been together nearly two years now and it still feels like every time I'm with her I discover something else about her I love. I suppose, if I had to pick something, it would be her undying faith in the world, the belief that all people are inherently good, that - - if given the opportunity - - even people who made mistakes in the past will do the right thing. You feel as if you want to prove her right, to be a good person for her, naive as her worldview might be. That, of course, and her loyalty: her commitment to stay by the side of those who love her, no matter how bad things might get; the sort of loyalty you feel you have to work to earn, that makes you want to better yourself and the world just for her.

As for myself, in a word: "atoning" comes to mind.

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I approve of your post and your digits.

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>cute, great butt and small tits, needy, emotional, clingy, insecure
>mess

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Her cynical attidude
Patient

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cute, hardworking, kind, can cook, swimsuits

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Her "my pace" attitude and love for science and experimentation
Realist

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Confident and outgoing despite her own fears.
>One word
Tired.

Her strength that comes from how weak she feels. Her tenderness and desire to help others, even at her own expense. I want to protect her, I don't want her to have to be strong or make sacrifices.
I'm unstoppable, in the most negative sense of the word.

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Fuck, forgot the pic. I guess I really am tired.

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Being a tired boi, I think an energetic girl like Asuka would be good for that.

Somehow I didn't think I'd need to clarify
Makoto Kikuchi from Idolmaster

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You're a wreak and need someone who's a total wreak to crash with

sex with Bibury!

I love her dark sense of humor, love of history, her merciless atittude, and just her smile and laugh
I love everything about Robin and I draw art of her constantly

>One word to describe yourself
Self-destructive

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For me it's Misato
despite all the pain and tragedy she's experienced she still cares about those around her. She is never given any emotional support to deal with the emotional trauma of her life but still tries to comfort and help others until her dying breath. She's also hot af
>One word to describe yourself
Missing.

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My waifu is pic related, give it to me doc.

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I overlooked the op
>what do you like about her
Hard to put into words, I say her personality and looks
>one word
I'll use 3: Lost in life

This describes me pretty well but I feel it's more just me having a defense mechanism. Autistic thinking is clearly something I was born with.I think since I admitted it to myself maybe I will actually be able to have a relationship with a women. Don't think that having an aloof persona is a disorder just a horrible character flaw.

What the fuck?!
Am I actually that fucking cookie cutter

Fuck me man

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Cecily Campbell
Her strong sense of justice, her desire to protect others, her loyalty, and her pure heart.
Introverted

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Her energetic, cheerful yet serious personality, her resolve and how strong she is
Also her design especially her amazing smile, and her habit of using strange vocabulary
Eccentric

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Suzuha doesn't get enough credit for being a very normal person as far as child soldiers are concerned.

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Her emotionality. Way how she expresses them on her body.

Psychopath t.14 year old

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MODS MODS UNDERAGE B& MODS MODS

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Her perseverance in face of adversary, her innocence, silly antics and tripartite personality.

Obsessive.

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Hajime Shinoda
I love how energetic and passionate she is about the things she loves
Lost

>Cute, green hair, always loves you, can cook, calls you darling

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Thanks mom I love you too

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She i s a master at making people smile and laugh but is also caring

cynical

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I've never identified so much with a characters outlook on life, how she dealt with things, etc. she's literally me but also my waifu

based

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I love how she is nice to everyone even with the guy who tries to score with her every time.

Lazy

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How she tries to act cold and cruel, but is actually very gentle
Tired

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rip op

>verbose
read alexander pope you pseud

He is a Sayakafag. What do you expect?

> Englishman
Gross.
Sayaka is the absolute patrician choice.

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She's a cute asshole midget and is also competent at what she does.

Expressive.

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Esdeath
> Crazy barbarian bimbo, control freak, elevated to high status.
Me
> looking for manga with similar characters

She is a scrub coral and her archetype of love is what intrigues me

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>What you like about her the most
Too hard to choose just one, her seriousness and determination for things she's passionate about, her kindness and concern for others, and her smile are all strong contenders I love everything about her.
>One word to describe yourself
Most people I know describe me as sassy.

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>that hair

There's that new manga by the same person (I think) but I forgot its name. Here's a page if that helps.

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What about it?

just look at it

I found it. It's called Mato Seihei no Slave. It's only got 8 chapters at this point but it's a fun read.

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Can never pick just one thing, but her devotion to the one she loves and her desire to be the best she wants to be.
>Unmotivated

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I love how she manages to be so sweet and caring despite her dark/edgy appearance and fucked up childhood.
Lazy.

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Looks neat, thanks! I’ll go over it.
Selfish post because I was hoping some kind anons would point me in the direction of a manga that I can only remember as described to me:
> consolation manga for people who wanted Esdeath to win

She is a smug piece of shit and i love her for that,

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That's the one. It's by the same guy. I only looked it up because of this description.

It doesn't look any different then usual, am I missing something?

she is pretty

determined

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Thanks bro.

I mean it looks ridiculous, even for animu

Her endless appreciation for life and all its joys.
Cynical.

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I just like her giant titties and the fact
she is a witch

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Tama-chan-senpai!
>181cm
>159cm

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Her understanding nature

Improving

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I tried bringing this up when I was diagnosed for autismbux and the doctor shot me down and just said I was autistic, motherfucker looked like the first doctor who. he's probably dead now.

She's dominant, powerful, confident, and cool but is softer on the inside
Naive

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gross

I want to grab her by her twin tails and fuck her user. RIP D-frag. (cancelled)

Holo
Her ability to banter
Stupid

>RIP D-frag. (cancelled)
Y-you're lying to me, right?

Oh that's what you were talking about. I think her hair is cute.

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When was the last time a new volume came out user?

If you like Tsundere's it's likely because your Mother was exhibited excessive punishment to control you, making you value her kind moments even more.

If you like sisters, it's likely because your mother failed on some level and you developed a complex based around loving her, but wanting her to be more like you, ie a sister.

I just want to suck on some big anime tiddie

That is Freudian as heck.

Innocence, passion. Chuunis are fun.
Paranoia.

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I love how she can so easily decide what she wants and then pursue it with everthying she has.
>Dedicated

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>her archetype of love

?

>mom was physically and psychologically abusive
>I fucking LOVE tsunderes

Dedicated, loyal, easily can set the mood, not afraid to go after what she wants, defensive, wiser than she appears, makes me happy when I look at her.

Broken

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Autism.

Autism.

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Forgot one thing. Her earnest attempt to make up for her past.

Toka Takanashi
She's responsible, flexible, a good cook and fucking gorgeous.

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A lot of you guys are posting self destructive words to describe yourself.

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So this is the power of the science of behavior and mind huh?

>big brain + bantz
>curious

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She is fucking hot and tsun
Weird

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Joie de vivre.
Persistent.

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She is talented and passionate about her career.

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What happened to the guy doing the analyses?

being honest is good

Her professional and serious exterior and her collected coolness and being able to speak with gravitas. But has a more hidden light-hearted and mischevious side she shows when she knows its appropiate.
Quiet.

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Died in the war

She's just so inspiring. It's adorable how she lazes about 90% of the time, but when she really has to, she'll work until she passes out to get what she wants. I'm much the same way, but she's a lot better than me at it.

>One word to describe yourself
genious

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DAT BULGE