Sword Art Online

they're not my waifus or husbandos or anything but I would probably have a foursome with Kirito, Yui, and Asuna, ngl

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this

They also have more dignity tham HxH tards.

I mean it doesn't take much to have more dignity than HxHfags

Got I'm so fucking jealous of Asuna in that particular moment. Like I don't really particularly care for Yui but the thought of my daughter and Kirito kissing my cheeks side by side would probably make me faint

I bet it feels great to sleep on Kirito's chest like that.

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That would be heavenly position

>Kiritofaggotry thread
What timeline did I slip into?

The good one

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Eugeo is a gooder boy

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I disagree but I like both of them so you're forgiven.

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He's such a dork in Progressive

Eugeo is Is just sexy. As an integrity Knight he had that Cool Vibe.

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Yeah but there's just something dazzling about Kirito starry-eyed nature. :^)

>They didn't make his eyes go full blue after being synthesized
I hate it

43 hours until Cardinal pisses off Edward Elric

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43 hours till Blood Rose Sword-kun

43 hours till the trauma conga line continues

Hold me user. I'm not ready.

I don't wanna because I'm not ready either

So Quinella is about to be BTFO'd this and next episode and newer baddies show up to fuck shit up later on?

> So Quinella is done after these next couple episodes?

Yes. But not without fucking shit up and rendering Kirito retarded in the process.

Apart from losing an arm, she should destroy everyone this episode. Episode after is the one where Kirito stabs her to the hilt and then blows her in half.

Wow so an actual threatening and seriously powerful villain in SAO.

She's actually the most competent and dangerous villain in SAO.

respectable

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SAO fucking sucks

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The things SAO makes me do

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Quinella is objectively hot though.

>Also posts JoJo
Well at least it's not the faggiest one of them all, Golden Wind.

Jesus you fucking did you madwoman

>No Google search results
>No Yandex results

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OH. MY. GOD.

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Would cons kick you out for walking around in shibari in public?

Post KiriYujis

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KiriYuji is a miracle, I don't know how the magnificent bastard did it.

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Depends on the con really, shibari is relatively tame given it doesn't even show much skin unlike this

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My chest hurts just from looking at those mini balloons

Gotchu senpai

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Thanks for making me cry user, really appreciate it.

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How do I delete someone's post?

Become a janitor or moderator.

What about Kirito x Kiriko instead?

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Based

I like the way you think user

does this qualify as selfcest?

God, I wish that were me.

Is Alicization worth watching if I thought only the first half of SAO S1 was good? Everything else from 2nd half of S1 to S2 and SAO:O was boring because it felt like there were no stakes.

now this is something i can get behind

>it felt like there were no stakes
The stakes are high as fuck this time around. Nowhere near Aincrad-tier but still plenty of feels to go around.

100%

>Nowhere near Aincrad-tier
AHAHAH. Ahahah. haha. hah. ha. a. A. Aaa. Aaaa. Aaaaa. AAAAAAAA FUCK

A-Atashi-san?

Nooo user nooo again

>dislikes jojo because it's characters dress weirdly sometimes
nice numbers though

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Eugeo is half as good as Kirito.

No you dummy, JoJo characters have some of the most fabulous clothes. I called Golden Wind the faggiest because fujos aggregate heavily on that specific part.

DELET THIS

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Protect that smile

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I'd do him alright

Kirilust is at full force tonight I see. Not that I mind of course.

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Calm yourself Asuna.

>Kirito covering his nips even though he doesn't have to.

Not gonna lie, i might just throw myself at some Kirito cosplayer if they're just ripe enough for my mind to delude itself that it's a real version of him for a little while.

Jesus user, I hope for your sake you aren't thinking about what I am thinking of.

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user, that's gay.

my husbando kirito is so perfect

Ahah, it's not like prime- I mean pre-teen Kirito or anything. aha.

Probably only if you're a guy.
Meanwhile girls are let roam free if they're pretty much wearing skimpy swimsuit at long as they're "swimsuit versions" of a character.
Being a con slut sounds like it would be fun desu. Going around in skimpy clothing knowing you're making all the nerds sweaty and bothered and feeling their gaze all over you.

whats wrong with being gay user

>He doesn't know

It's not that great. Although it's hilarious if you state your undying love and passion to SAO, almost guaranteed they'd back off.

What that SAO fanbase is somehow "secretly" half female? Fuck outta here

>this is a man

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Don't get so defensive over the truth man

Guess I'll have to cosplay Kirito if he was a bald faceless fat man

Don't sully his image like that. Do that for Oberon or some shit.

>secretly

I thought it was pretty open, why else would Asuna be the Real Self Insert?

What type of Pokémon would Kirito typically use?

Dark, Psychic, Steel, Water, Ice and Dragon

I assumed it was just fags.

That's a lot more varied than what I would have expected.

Aegislash, Solgaleo, Gallade, Bisharp, Roserade, Aurorous

This isn't typical Kirito, that's Star King

Mostly Dark and Steel but also fighting.

Why is this unironically one of my favourite ships not just in SAO but anywhere

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Based

P-please Sinon-sama, fuck Kirito in my place!!!!!

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literally discount saber

>Sinon
Kek

>but anywhere
Fucking really?

Honestly yes, and I don't have a fucking clue why. Call it bad taste or whatever but I have a fair amount of ships

fanfiction.net/s/12541434/1/The-Dark-Type-Swordsman

Fucking this, and you know those nerd are too meek to actually approach and make a serious pass

>KiriYuji

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I'm ready for my wife's badass fight.

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SAO was a mistake

And are you ready for her to die?

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we're hitting /ss/ levels that shouldn't be possible

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Me on the left

>No picture or video Pvs yet
T-This isn't it right bros?

It was friday last week as well. Probably in about an hour from now

No PVs yet?

Kirito is the top till Eugeo became an integrity knight, change my mind.

Why would anyone think otherwise?

fuck eugeo

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>streamable.com/uho6l
Looks like A-1 ramped up the quality for these final big moments. Here we go :')

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That's the plan.

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>you will never get head pats from a goddess.

Oh man

why nobody likes klein? ;_;

fuck klein wheres my nigga agil at

Being the most popular vote in a recent meme poll

on my bed

Oh hey Cathy

twitter.com/sao_anime/status/1109008354649600000 PV out

Guys plz don't laugh.

I just finished SOA. Do I watch the movie or SOA 2 next? Thanks

I still don't get why people call it SOA to this day. Did I miss a meme or something?
Watch SAO2, then the movie.

Because its 2:30 am here and I'm not thinking correctly, ty

Sword Oratorio Abridged

Kek

Lewd

>Kirito is a good boy
But he's an even better girl.

Kirigaya genes tell me that Kiriko would be a titty monster.

> Half

Motherfucker

That's hot

>Jojofags talking about standards

Off yourself

To be fair, Steel Ball Run is pretty kino. Almost as good as Volume 14

Dear god.

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Gentle sex with Cardinal!

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Holy fuck that's comfy

Looking a bit naff really

That rapeface, jesus.

How many years in total Kirito spent inside?
As I know he spent like total of around 2-3 Day hooked on the machine.

2 years and a few months

Around two years in the Underworld.

You know, I think people are missing the major advantage of the Underworld: You can now get an actual, real-life waifu. When you log it, you don't have to an ugly bastard, you can be as handsome as you want. More, you can actually be competent at whatever you're doing! And you can put your penis in her!

But really, we all want to fuck Kirito instead.

You can also be a badass through the power of I M A G I N A T I O N.

Based

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Based Aqua Space.

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Reminds me of pic related, where I Jap gets trapped in UW, realizes that he gains power through sex, then proceeds to rape his way through the UW, putting his dick in increasingly powerful women until he hits Quinella (who takes multiple dickings to put down).

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Read that one. It was pretty dumb and absurd. Why are Nips such unimaginative cunts?

A grim reminder

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Kiritofags reign supreme.

>“Still, I had always thought sword fights as bothersome and nothing more, but this does have its own charm to it. It’s lovely feeling your opponent’s suffering directly. I hardly come across this chance, boy, so could I have you hold on for a little? Let me enjoy hacking off your limbs from their ends.”
>“...Do as you like.”
What are the odds this is around where the episode will end?

Probably next episode. This episode will end with Cardinal and Eugeo's deaths.

almost at the half way mark of alicization

Spoiler that shit you retard

>My waifu's not evil, guys!

Not him, but we all know what's going to happen by now because it's already been spoiled literally hundreds of times.

She's my waifu because she's a smug, sadistic, egotistic, sociopathic genius.

Reminder that at least one of the animators is a massive quinellafag. Expect QUALITY and BUDGET tomorrow.

>we
Speak for yourself. I didn't fucking know umu would be dying this episode.

t. animeonly

Duh

Read to Volume 13 actually

no fucking way

As appealing as a smart woman is, if you want to be gaslighted by your own waifu, you deserve everything bad coming for you.

He's too precious.

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Because it's cute.

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qtest couple

I don't want to watch it. I don't want to see her die..

Cardinal or Adminbitch?

Cardinal

Star Queen

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They suit each other and both have strong values and morals and can usually think for themselves

Can't wait to see Quinella get her just desserts.

I don't generally like gender swaps or traps but Kiriko is the exception

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I can already see the doujins about the lenghts Alice went trying to wake him up.

Quinella.

Eugeo

fucking koreans god damn retarded dog eaters holy shit

t. nipmonkey gayLO player

>Quinella hijacks a fleshbag body with her limited experience of a true human body
>The first she pisses for the first time and subsequently gets an involuntary orgasm from the relief
>This also happens for the first time she shits

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Dumb murica pvpfag

How can one girl be so perfect?

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I should've expected this

Such a horrible person should not look so good.

Is this trapping or genderbent? The hotness of this pic changes drastically depending on the answer

Source ?

exhentai.org/g/1363690/a43474e480/

Both, either.

The bad thing about this is that it doesn't have a shot of the cum overflowing. That's a must have for a CG collection/doujin for me.

S30 objectively best girl

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