So why did Shizuka marry this useless cunt...

So why did Shizuka marry this useless cunt? kid has absolutely no redeeming feature and literally any other boy in the whole serie is better than him.

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He can shoot well though
They could move to America and he'd be top gun

Doesn't he grow up to be really smart and rich?

>Tell his slave cat to make him rich
There you go, now she has every reason to marry him.

That's non-canon. The story was established that they get married because Nobita "saved" her from hiking accident which he himself caused.

Why are people allowed to go to the past and change history any way they want?
Wouldn't Nobita marrying Shizuka instead of Gian's sister replace his descendent with someone else? Why would he want that?

The first volume was a fucking mess, it was shown to him that he will marry Gian's sister but then Sewashi comes to tell him that he existed because Nobita gets to cum inside Shizuka but because he was such a dumb fuck his entire lineage went into shambles and financial ruin.

t.Decucksugi

>but then Sewashi comes to tell him that he existed because Nobita gets to cum inside Shizuka
Wait, so Nobita cheated it had a son before marriage?

No, the Gian's sister and Shizuka are from separate futures, the thing about Doraemon is that there are infinite amount of futures but the past is somehow singular (Nobita's mom and dad getting married) which is dumb but then again this is a gag manga.

Wait, so what happens to the kid that Nobita had with Gian's sister in the main timeline?

Is Nobita the worst protagonist of all times? A whiny coward weak useless lazy retard is gifted of the ultimate deus ex machina that can do everything he wants, and he still fucking loses everytime.

Pretty much fucked in their timeline, nothing suggests that it's possible to change a singluar future.

t.Decucksugi

But he have his own harem though

This is the Canon ending for me

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He turned into a Chad scientist

The guy who made this did a good job copy Fujimoto art style

Nobita would be GOAT mass murderer if he pointed the gun and shot at something or someone else rather than himself.

>an idiot kid
>become a genius scientist in the future
How does it work?

Who is Einstein. I know, it's a dumb joke

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Doraemon fucking died and there's no way to change his battery in the current timeline and time traveling suddenly got banned. So Nobita decided to man up and singlehandedly caused the massive technology advancement in Doraemon's future timeline.

>he canonically killed humans

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Seriously, Why not just use time cloth?

His pocket doesn't work either.

Because plot said so.
If this were real life, she'd marry either Dekisugi or Suneo

>If this were real life, she'd marry nobita while bearing the child of the other 3
Fix'd

Jesus fucking christ OP spoilers