How do I summon Nyarlathotep?

How do I summon Nyarlathotep?

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Have you tried LSD?

In your dreams.

same way you summon any semen demon. You put 2 liter of semen and 1/2 liter of human blood in a pot, you boil it and recite the prayer for the related demon while completely naked and doing the helicopter dick.

Kill 6 gorillion jews and put on some cool sunglasses

Make a tulpa.

Shoot alien plant monsters with wings and attack them with dogs while also being a recluse that no one really cares for anymore.

Get into programming then help build an AGI, an eldritch abomination will result soon after.

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That chart is bullshit.
Printing was invented around 200AD, experimental method came over a thousand years later.

I want to lick Nyaruko's beautiful long legs

The Real Reason its BS is "Evolution" being real ;^).

it's not a linear graph, it's a logarithmic one. Also that's the hill you choose to die on?

2200 years ago and 1200 years ago would show up about or very near the same place on logarithmic graph, it's once you get to the decades mark or start working with timescales that are measured in 10,000 years (city states) that you see different placements on the graph.

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>a qt cosmic horror will never incarnate into your neighborhood and move in with you
why even live?

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>brainlet can't read charts or understand powers of ten
Its like you're proud to be stupid

End my life

Seriously, though. The MC of that show was braindead for not liking it. I'd willingly lose a limb if a cute girl who cared about me suddenly appeared in my life and he got two and a half of them.

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Sire Mahiro is wiser than thou art, for he is aware that while she may look like a maiden, she is in truth a terrible Frenchman.

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It has an appearance of a cute girl. You're most likely to lose your mind before your limb when it comes to higher tier horror.

I'd lose my mind from love alright.

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Yeah, besides what if Nyarlathotep was just waiting to zip him to another dimension and gangle his ganglions.

VA died

wrong eldrich abomination shonen

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I wouldn't mind

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