Even faggot Shinji got laid

Even faggot Shinji got laid.

What's your excuse, user?

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I'm not faggot MC to self insert with nor am I chosen for no reason to pilot huge mechs.

I’m holding out for marriage

Did I fall asleep and didn't see Shinji getting laid or is this his bad trip?

Next time try to actually see the anime you're watching. It's in the movies.

which one, End of Evangelion? I just remember shinji masturbating to her tits.

shinji never got laid, show the proof

Did this actually happen or did it happen only in his head?

Not that user...

I don't remember Shinji x Asuka in that movie.

Hinted it was one of the reasons Asuka broke down.

Shinji got moved into a house with a desperate german girl and a horny mom figure who is also lonely and works with a non personality clone girl who only knows him in her age group and all of them have no friends to compete against him with that are male.

>Your sex game is so bad you drive a girl into suicide watch
Classic Shinji.

What was the time frame in the movie?

Kek, nice.

I thought it was partly because he didn't.

I am bigger faggot than him.

This, I'm gonna need some proof that they fugged.

yea... we know.. he fucked a clone of his mom in the movie...

most of us don't want to be motherfuckers...

This.

I wasn't told to get in the robot.

But I have gotten laid. Hell, I fucked my girlfriend last night.

Sure bro

As if Asuka was better.

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Getting fucked in the ass doesn't mean you got laid.

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>gets baited by OP into saying that
No you didn't :D

Be nice. It is Asuka's fault for fucking an homosexual.

My wife doesn't have enough dimensions, so we are not able to have sex with each other.
It's a tragic love story.

Having a third impact-induced hallucination of Asuka on top of you doesn't count m8

She's on top, it doesn't count

I hate women, and I bet they hate me too.

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Thats the main plot of evangelion

You can believe it or not believe it. I don't give a shit what you think.

Sure you are chap.

>posts these thoughs on 4channel
You can't be over 18

I haven't really tried. I'm not bad looking and I have a decent life. It's just that I never got into girls during middle school and that fucked my development from that point forwards. Now I'm here. Yeet.

I don't want to stick it in a crazy. I want a smart girl with sexy body and gentle personality.
Bonus points for naturally dark skin

I'm black

But I have gotten laid. Hell, I fucked your mother last night.

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This litterally never happened.

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>implying kaworu didn't pop his kuchimanko cherry when he slept over

Did Gendo ever have sex with Rei?

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I thought that was her entire purpose. She's like a sex doll right?

Why would I trade magic powers for sex? I'm not a retard.

based

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momposting is reddito repellent.

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I have no redeeming qualities and I'm not the MC of a Mongolian cartoon.

Shinji is more attractive than me

I'm holding out for shinji-kun

People keep forgetting this. Shinji is a qt. He's good-looking enough to give a 10/10 like Misato the hots for him and attractive enough for Asuka to consider kissing

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This didn't actually happen though, it's during what is essentially a dream sequence.

This. I want a qt Shinji bf.

My childhood sweetheart chose another man.

Just because they're both naked and their genitals are occupying the same space doesn't mean they're having sex.

It's like a magical tang world, and the real world rules don't apply.

>What's your excuse, user?
The only ones I am attracted to don't exist in real life.

The extra dimension is off-putting.

This but unironically