*steals a piece of your steak*
*steals a piece of your steak*
Jeremiah Reed
Camden Garcia
She needs the protein for all the babies we're going to make.
Jeremiah Russell
>*actions*
If old Yea Forums were here to witness this, she would not be pleased.
But who cares about an old hag.
Joseph Peterson
>2x bread
>potatoes
>chips
Want some more fucking carbs, Megumeme?
Caleb Martinez
>>chips
How do you know that's not asparagus?
Jordan Butler
The extra energy all goes back into her mana pool - and she could stand to gain a little extra weight if she overdoes it.
James Peterson
14 is prime.
Charles Price
No, 14 is 7*2.
13 is prime.
Andrew Taylor
Because I'm not fucking retarded
Jaxon Johnson
How about I stuff a complete fucking pot roast down her goddamn throat megumeme how would she like it to be tied up and force fed red meat until she looks 9 months pregnant and she can't walk how about I fucking suff baby carrots into her pussy and lock her in a castity belt how would she like it to be turned into a squirming slobbery mess on the ground with a pressurized belly as big as a beach ball with the tightness of her stomach and the carrots in her pussy and me twiddling her nipples until she can't even speak how would she like it to be a fucking 24/7 porno for me to jack off on and not let he shit in the toilet how would she like to wallow in her own piss and shit and grool like a goddamn fat fucking pig?
Adam Rogers
You wrote this?
Just now?
Liam Butler
Why you little
*Homer Simpson choke*
-t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Xavier Hernandez
Knowing she's been caught, she gives me a sly smile. Does she think this is a fucking joke? I hired an archmage, not a thief! I wordlessly stand up and move behind her chair. She yelps with surprise as I grab under her arms and lift her out of the seat. Before she can protest, I wrap my arms around her torso and thrust my clenched fist into her stomach, a technique most commonly known as the "Heimlich Maneuver." I continue pumping her stomach until I hear her cough, and a chunk of medium-rare tenderloin splatters back onto the table. I drop her down on the seat, and pop the partially chewed piece back in my mouth so she cannot steal it again. As punishment, I grab her plate, and empty its contents back onto mine. She will not be eating today.
Camden Gonzalez
Ryan Morris
She needs all those carbs to provide nutrients for her incredibly powerful brain.
Juan Lopez
More like she needs those nutrients to bare the 600 children I'm going to have with her.
Logan Green
I want to feed megumin my bratwurst
Christopher Parker
Give me back my steak you bitch. Fuck you.
Caleb Smith
Wut
Robert Kelly
Heh
Robert Reyes
I buy her seconds, and a sandwich in a doggy bag. The girl clearly needs it.
Christian Bailey
Steak? She can have my meat if I can have her cake if you know what I'm saying
Aiden Powell
Good post
Cameron Butler
I'm literally cumming inside megumin right now, it feels fine
John Williams
*steals your virginity*
Logan Harris
fuck her after she uses her explosion spell
Carter Bennett
*steals her heart*
Austin King
*feeds her to frog*
Jordan Garcia
That frog is going to need something to drink with his meal
Jack Sullivan
*raises spork*
Austin Walker
Same thing
Angel Parker
...
Cameron Taylor
Based and frogpilled
Michael Allen
>kazuma san!
Asher Sullivan
Anything to keep my "imagine" health and strong
Luis Long
>kazuma san! Kazuma san!
Cooper Martin
I keked
Don't know how
Isaiah Lee
>kazuma san save me!
Connor Davis
>save me! Save me kazuma san!
Christopher Murphy
>Steals
Nah, I would give a piece of my meat on a regularly basis.
Cooper Williams
>KAZUMAAASAAAN!
Nicholas Gray
>SAVE M-
Jaxson Nguyen
SLIMED.COM
Henry King
Cameron Reed
*gets fucked in the pussy*
Aaron Phillips
>post ends in 69 as well
Kek
Aiden Adams
Oh, Megumin likes meat? Well, I'll give her some more meat from my dick.
Zachary Scott
Hilarious
Hunter Cooper
Steal your virginity
Michael Wilson
>what's the matte with her and my hand all bloody
James Perez
*bends her over the table*
Leo Hall
thanks obama
Jack King
useless cunt
Noah Rivera
Alexander Davis
Well we're dating so I expect her to eat off my plate when I take her out. It's what girls do.