Due to some magic, your waifu suddenly has a penis

Due to some magic, your waifu suddenly has a penis.

What do you do?

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Most of the doujins of my waifu are futa with balls. I would suck it.

Divorce her I guess

Burn into the ashes.

Insert her new found penis into my mouth. Penises are hot but the guys associated with them aren't, put a penis on a girl and it's hot

WHO'S DOING MAGIC IN MY FUCKING ROOM?

(Grabs Shotgun)

MERLIN, WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT, BRUH!?

I'LL SHOW YOU TO PUT A DICK ON MY GIF, YOU FUCKING GRIMY ASS COCKSUCKING EGG ROLL EATING SQUIRREL ASS SNIFFING WIZARD

Rail her in missionary position until her throbbing member shoots hot ropes all over her chest and breasts.

Does she have a dick and pussy? Or just a dick and balls and no pussy? This is a very important distinction

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Kill it with fire

Put her dick in my mouth

Drink her semen

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Have a dick sucking contest. Loser has to take it inside one of their lower holes

Why do you guys keep lewding my wife in this board?

I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE

Find Merlin and whack him. Fucking dick wizards.

Accept my fate.

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Still fap. If that turns her real and in love with me, honestly I couldn't care less about the dick or how she wants to use it.

Introduce my second wife to DP

If it's bigger than mine commit seppuku.

>futa with no balls & vagina
>futa with balls & vagina
be eternally turned off but would still be with her mostly platonically
>futa with dick and balls but no vagina
be eternally diamonds

That's just a dude.

Some guys like dudes.

I'd have to take the dikki but maybe I can at least convince her to let me eat her huge butt.

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Let her mating press me.

looks like im big gay boi then OP

Rejoice.

Finally we don’t need the strap on anymore.

Leave her
I didn't sign up for this

Frottage. Anal is gross.

Make her hatefuck the worst girl of her series while I fuck her.

>not fucking your wife (male) in the ass
What are you gay?

Give her a reach around.

Guess I'm half gay now.

>not loving your waifu regardless of any flaws she has

>some magic
Don't worry Yea Forums Merlin works free of charge to give your waifu penises

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Suck the magic out of her benis

Explain this image
disregard OP's faggotry

Suck and fuck

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Why would I be expecting Homu. Madoka is the one with the dick if one's involved.

>Due to some magic, your waifu suddenly has a penis.
>What do you do?
get sex change so she can be a girl again lol

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Congratulations, your waifu now has a mutilated skin flap.

:DDDD

Why do you ever have a waifu to begin

>>not loving your waifu regardless of any flaws she has
She's no longer a waifu in this scenario though.

I'm not him. But to answer your question, I'm desperately lonely.

That's no longer a futa you damn pleb.

Let her fuck me in the butthole.

I'm not gay, but it would be really fun to suck a futa dick

i like the way you think

why not a husbando then

It would be great, i would love to change roles, corssdressing, trying cute clothes while she fucks me and then we change and i fuck her we both 69 and drink each other's cum, 10/10 great

That's kinda gay tho

Stimulate her new prostate with my penis.

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Because girls can give me daughters

You don't love your futa waifu if she's not the one doing the penetration.

Not if you remove vagine

Still has a pussy bellow her dick and balls