Tell me about elves. Why are they so much better than any other race?

That OVA was pure awesome.

MARCILLE WANT CUMMIES!

Forestniggers should be exterminated

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Stop. Here, I have to draw the line. You do NOT lewd Marcille or make fun of her. Everything about Marcille is femininity and elegance incarnated. She's caring, smart, fashionable, sophisticated and her ears are cute and nibble-able. Marcille is peak elven grace and only deserves praise. These posts you anons made are despicable and only deserve deletion. Delete this, right now.

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this

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You know how thirsty she is. You can deny it all you want. But she’d fuck a kobold if she thought she’d get off before it did.

How absolutely deranged can you get?
Marcille is exclusively for consensual sex after marriage, and she knows it well.

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We will never get hentai that great ever again I think.

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They are highly rapeable specimens. It is as though their very creation and purpose is to be raped.

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How are they gay? Only in the Hobbit they're really cheerful in Imladris, but the even the elves of Mirkwood are much different.

This.

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elfs are shit

FAT and SLUTTY ears.

>In myths, Elves are worse than vampires and weren't that pretty.
They were inhumane things who fucked about. They weren't even all that fun compared to other races.

Well human looking for one.
In myth they're bordering on ghastly spirits.

>It is as though their very creation and purpose is to be raped.
see You're not far from the reality about the elf myth.

It used to scare the crap out of people in the past.

It was less "fucking them" more "getting raped by them" as that was their goal.
The modern elf is cute and sexy in comparison.

Which myth from what time you cock-gobbler. Worse than vampires is going way far.

>Agreeing with a rapefag
Disgusting

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Your post is problematic user. Problematic, you hear? It helps sustain the myth that fat ears aren't beautiful. Fat ears are beautiful and deserve as much love as thin ears. Besides, Marcille's ears aren't even fat. Cease your pointless falseflagging.

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I love when elves emote with their ears. Anyone have some good elf ear webms?

Germany or scandinavia in like medieval times.

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The point is, why don't they animate the REAL elves, the hideous monsters that rape people.

It just dawned on me that nowhere in Tolkien's literature are the ears of elves mentioned any way, only the color of their hair and eyes.

Who is the fucker that brought forth this knife-eared shit?

I think you greatly exaggerate their malevolence.

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Considering they're likely a myth related to the modern demographics of that area, unlikely. There was a complete near population replacement in the past in that area, probably from the east in central asia.

What anime should I start today, Yea Forums?

Your post is problematic user. Problematic, you hear? It helps sustain the myth that fat ears aren't sensitive. Fat ears are erogenous and deserve as much licking as clits. Besides, Marcille's ears are the best way to get her to cum. Cease your pointless falseflagging.

Where I live we call them timberniggers

>You're not far from the reality about the elf myth.
From one aspect of that folklore, sure, but if you look at the whole of it, they were more or less just as likely to fuck you over as they were to come around asking for help and fairly reward you for services rendered. In fact, the "don't eat fairy food" warning was often told to people that were brought into the other world and the bad shit that happened to them resulted from ignoring the warning.

Then there are the church records where fey folk show up and get massacred by christianized peasants.

Because no one gives a fuck about them, and no one gives a fuck about the "realness" of their elves. We like the various modern interpretations of elves a whole lot more - the cute and beautiful kinds, whether they're especially lithe and graceful or simply humans with a little added decoration.

>they were more or less just as likely to fuck you over as they were to come around asking for help and fairly reward you for services rendered
>Then there are the church records where fey folk show up and get massacred by christianized peasants.

I get the feeling they've mutated the original meme. I think the meme originated by some horrific mass rape. There is evidence of modern white people being the result of something like that. I mean that "people from the east" were basically white mongols and had little to stop them at that time.

Nah I want the old hideous myth told a bit more, it reminds me of aliens in some way.

The stories originate with encounters of a kind that have yet to be sufficiently explained. It's certain that these narratives were also picked up and reshaped to propagate various cultural ideas, but the underlying reality is that people do have very strange encounters with unknown entities.

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Probably because with goblins and trolls they are redundant.

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>goblins are real

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Sauce?

It could be drugs yes, but I get the feeling the reality of it is entirely human related and revolves around things like bandits.

It's funny how we replaced the old type with creatures filling that role.
Only now they're green.. which is odd.

Space elves.

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How did they get away with copying the name Eldar straight from Tolkien

Your feeling does not matter in light of the evidence which supports the conclusion that this is a real phenomenon. Especially because your interpretation revolves around ignoring the corpus of the folklore itself which has nothing to do with rapes, kidnappings, or anything worse than confusing the fuck out of people for a few hours and often includes positive interactions.

Because they're cute

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l-lewd

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>in light of the evidence which supports the conclusion that this is a real phenomenon
memetics. But yeah you can't really ever prove it.
There are limits to that method of proving things. You're dealing with figurative language here.

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>Tolkien condemns Elves to eternal personal hell
The fuck are you talking about?

Elves are for lewd

Elves are for tearing apart limb by limb as you enjoy their expressions of pain and hatred

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Even in death their souls are sent to the halls of Mandos to wait for the end of the world. All of them live for thousands and thousands of years. Although they grow weary of life only the mortal lands of Middle-earth.

Reminder that orcs are a variety of elf.

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Protip: elves aren't the only beings tormented eternally.

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That's where humans go when they die too, except humans don't get the chance to be reincarnated.

No they don't. Humans go beyond the confines of the world. Beren is the only exception who came back, and Tuor is the only human to be counted in the family of Elves.

>except humans don't get the chance to be reincarnated
Is it like that, I thought they had no choice in not being reincarnated.

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I dunno, I thought they went there to wait for the end of the world too, or least I seem to recall reading about it in the lore. Maybe they just go there to wait for whatever fate is in store for them. I'm not really an expert on the subject.

Newfag
get OUT of my board.

anal sex

Origa Discordia from Kuroinu

nigger

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Is that wise, user.
Pepes should be spoilered to maintain board standard of anime focus.

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I always thought so too, but then again I didn't even read all of Unfinished stories (or what is the name?). He had heaps of unpublished lore and notes and shit and I hear that it is in fact stated clearly in those.

Apparently Glorfindel in LotR is the Glorfindel from Gondolin, Valar sent him back to fight Sauron, like Gandalf. Man that stuff kept bugging me, glad the fantasy granddad thought of it too and sorted it out after screwing it up literally because he had a mess in his notes.

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based

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Filthy necromancers get no respect

God I wanna rape an elven woman

Is it so much to ask?

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Die

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Elves are Mary Sues with long ears.
Uhh, my rac is immortal, beautiful, wise AND dexterious (and strong enough to wield a bow)
Very, very few authors pulled them off right, on average best case its Tolken ripoff, worst case wish fullfilment

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>Elves are Mary Sues with long ears.
No inherent problem with that. Literature doesn't need to have everything balanced like a RPG.

After all they still are mortal and has had their share of tragedies in the middle-earth/beleriand history so it probably isn't complete bliss being one. Some people might point to that "living forever is difficult" theme, dunno.

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t.beta human

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>that’s RACIST
>everybody should be EQUAL
When did /a become literal fags?

>No inherent problem with that
True, but my point still stands. You need to have decent writing to explain why elves are not complete overlords of the world.
My main complain is that 90% of writters make elves just arrogant humans with long ears/or naive cute (human) girls.
If you make elves nature loving pacifist you cant make elf an adventurer or a friend to human without making him outcast
If you make elves incredibly rare they became instant attention attraction every time and most certanly they cant be arrogand (they would be more melanholic or sadden, arrogonce lead to a quick death or apathy)
And etc.
So they are shit race because they used mostly as wish fullfilment or ear fetish and used almost in every fantasy just because

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>why elves are not complete overlords of the world.
Well that's easy, when you are perfect you should not be a power-hungry shit that opresses others and instead know there are better things to do.

Sorry, wrote this before reading the rest of the post.
I think the shit race comment is misguided though. Wish fulfilment or ideal, what's wrong with that? That's like saying there should not be super beatiful women in your story, or people with great magical powers.

Much like your posting

also, is your complaint really against shit fantasy writing (well, it is a pulp genre mostly, right?) and not against the concept of elves?

>is your complaint really against shit fantasy writing
fuck, i guess it is
elves are overused but i understand the concept and it CAN be pulled off dungeon meshi, Wh40k, Pratchett's elves are good examples. Houseki no kuni too if you change them into elves
It's just like isekai, they are few very good ones but mostly its shit

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>lewding the pure and kind Marcille

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The problem is that there is no tasteful lewd content of Marcille.

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Not anime but see the bottom panels

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And that's a good thing

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In anime, you probably want to limit it though, it could look really weird.

Also I think it needs to be brisk movements, for example this looks unnatural, at least when looping

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I honestly wish someone would come forward with a new version of the elves, more removed from tolkiens do-gooders and more like the proto-vampire rape/murder fey. Like context behind myths like the elf-king/queen kidnapping kids for what purpose something like where they act not as maliciously as vampires but more like the aliens in modern fiction that are curious about our society and occasionally take from it without feeling threatened by it or wanting to corrupt it.

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Pretty sure they're drukhari/craftworlds now.

Stop whining about a token fictional race being OP when in many cases fictional humans are even worse. Hell, even mythological humans were more bullshit than elves.

Read Terry Pratchett if you are into books.
Lords and Ladies and Wee Free Men.
Here is quote:
"Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice."

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you cant be this new

Dunno, I didn't like that. I think Pratchett just didn't like elves* so he kind of wrote a hit piece.
* basing this on his pre-Discworld SF novel too.
Not sure of his reasons, might be the plain old "oh that's so lame" "getting tired of Tokien" etc

Fuck pelinal whitestrake and fuck the aldemeri dominion

did you ever read the Silmarillion? Feanor is a fucking savage, most elves there are actually

What does a room full of elves smell like?

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delicious

Pheromones

Rape isn't pure

Elves in Discworld are meant to be the old elves before they got bowdlerized by Tolkien and modern culture. They're tricksters who aren't necessarily malicious but they are inhuman and regard people the way kids regard insects.

I like how the TES series used this concept
>malacath was literally vored into existence and all elves who were his followers became orsimer
WE WUZ ELVES N SHEIT

Never trust a dunmer.

>bunch of dung elves worshipping a dung god
>red-eyed greskins worshipping a pantheon of traitorous false gods
>ugly forest hippies doing whatever hippie shit in that weed forest of theirs
>literal race supremacists that hate living so much that they want to take the whole universe with them
This proves that the only good elf is a dead elf. Pelinal Whitesnake did nothing wrong.

>ugly forest hippies doing whatever hippie shit in that weed forest of theirs
don't forget cannibalism

Embodiment of the white race

then what are dark elves

White race's fantasy about how blacks sohuld've really been

>I hate how Tolkien makes them so gay
He didn't, and he would slap your shit for even assuming that. You have not read the books.

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Please no edits, the threads are already full of them.

Best elf.

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Porn doesn't make it better. Please keep it anime and manga.

>"muh lewd"
>posts porn and edits
You are fucking retarded, the meme is done and shitposted to death.

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>elves from porn don't count
Retarded cherrypickers.

They don't. If you want to talk about porn, do it on the porn boards.

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Why not?
What makes porn elves different from non-porn elves?

>read porn, that is all about its characters having sex
>said porn happens to have elves this time
>wtf elves have sex!
Really?
It's like thinking porn of anime characters is canon. I guess everyones waifu has fucked multiple fat ugly bald men then, because that kind of porn exists somewhere. It's canon now, sorry guys, but your waifu is a slut.

If you want to invoke the elf lewd meme so hard, post some non-porn elves fom anime and manga, the topic this board is about. There are some, even I that will proclaim that elves are nowhere near lewd how the meme and shitposters try to paint them know some.
But you probably can't because you know elves primarily from porn and memes, right?
Protip: it's often shitty isekais

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The ears and easy to rape.

Unironically probably a very "earthy" smell, like pines or herbs or maybe wet grass.

You again? Why don't you fuck off back to /tg/ to tell everyone there that their elves aren't "real" elves. Fucking Noldorfag.

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I don't think you are doing your argument a favor by posting /aco/ garbage.

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true

elves are for incels that can only mate with slaves

source bros?

I like elves like this.

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Absolute shit taste of the highest order.

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>D&D 5
I agree, absolute shit.

Feel free to post any other system that has this + DEX, - CON race being fat cows.

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They just are

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vs. humans and hobbits who dont get to know where they go when they die and may/may not just stop existing.
Madros isnt hell, it’s just the Halls of Waiting, and the elves get to have a chance at being reincarnated/used elsewhere. It’s probably pretty lit because they tend to get greedy after thousands of years and being a soul lets them chill in Elf Heaven without pissing anyone off.

They're good for rape

Or perhaps they are wondering why someone would shoot the goblins before burning down their nest

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Since this thread looks like /tg/ I will ask here, GS next volume is going to be on a desert, what can of monster could appear? Are there any kind of elves related to deserts?

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Good at it too.

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>Since this thread looks like /tg/
I wish these threads would be better moderated.
>what can of monster could appear?
Scroll down to desert
dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Creatures_by_Environment
>Are there any kind of elves related to deserts?
Dark Sun elves, they are nomadic, opportunistic and can run for days. Nothing in standard D&D, as far as I'm aware.

Thanks

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owo

Why should there be a reason only that was good and Tolkien's vision is "bowdlerised" or "bad"?
Just because it's more edgy?

actually, the P90 would likely be goblin slayers gun of choice

youtu.be/ohGsu4bhb04

>goblin slayers gun of choice

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I dare you to name an elf fatter and uglier than Marcille.

why does he prefer using a short knife rather than a long sword?

Everything that has been posted in this thread, aside from HEA and Deedlit.

Hey the elf from the amusing slut doujins is fairly thin too. Or It's just dumb memes anyway, Marcille is drawn to look ordinary (at least now in later chapters) for whatever reasons the author has. I think it's because it's her selfinsert and she wants her to not stick out.

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It's actually about the same length as P90

correction

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its the magazine that throws me off though.

It doesn't look pretty but It's more reliable than P90's magazine, so I assume GS would go for it.

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Just fucking stop already. This board has no interest in talking about elves in the context of anime and manga. This thread is the very proof.

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I'm an elf, ask me anything.

>overdone antilewd rants
>these dumb memes on the other hand
honestly, I guess I walked into wrong bar

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Flat elf or fat elf?

Flat elf, of course.

Good, go purge the fat ones.

do qt female gobs count as elves?

Absolutely based

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No, that'd be ridiculous.

No. Goblins are for murdering.

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They aren't but they're ok

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If I pull an elf's ears off will it die?

It would be extremely painful.

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shes made for anal

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By her husband after marriage but yes.

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Elves are the origin of our disgraces

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I understand the other things but why no premarital sex? That's so 19th century and actually patriarchal order oppression and all (unironically for real).

Princesses can't do that before marriage.

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premarital sex is haram, and Allah will smite you if you do that, inshallah!

But guys should totally have a whore or two so that they are experienced, right.
Lousy human male chauvinists!

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Waiting for smiting here bub

So? That's life.
Women are exactly as long against patriarchal chauvinism until they marry a guy who is a patriarchal chauvinist.
Because no matter how many mental gymnastics you spout, and no matter how much you spin everything around, at the end of the day, human nature always wins.

And human nature is that women want strong men to make the decisions, take responsibility and lead them. Sorry.

The single biggest problem with equality is that women secretly don't want it.

This thread should have died a long time ago. There is barely any anime and manga in here.

Is it nature or prolonged societal conditioning though? I think your wrong but feel free to think that way

That's not even true. Human women usually want a strong man when they're ovulating but would rather pick a twink or someone else who is a sissy when they aren't. Alpha males in various ape cultures are actually filled with harems of cheating ape thots who would fuck the Ape equivalent Beiber over Bill Clinton, but aren't actually all that chosey because Bill showers them with gifts.

Well more like Clint Eastwood or early Mel Gibson. lmao what the fuck

elfs are literal scum
especially that one

I can answer your question.
The data has gotten crystal clear now. It is nature.
You could have said that 20 Years ago, but not anymore. Sorry.

"showers them with gifts", that's called being "friendzoned", lad. Don't get your hopes up.

>definitive armchair scientist consensus forever achieved on Yea Forums
History books take note

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Ugh, posted a CG pic again. Damn habit.

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Random cg images probably from porn are also not form anime and manga.

thejournal.ie/gender-equality-countries-stem-girls-3848156-Feb2018/

I'm saying that the "alpha" in that situation showers them with gifts such as protection and food.

>Khemri TV
This is perfect!

You are jewing the data around, friend.

"Human women usually want a strong man when they're ovulating"
Note that "strong man" is not the same thing as an alpha man.

The strong man can just be someone who is a jerk and a brute and has no responsibility.

The actual finding is that women will cheat on their cuck bf with some brutish middle eastern guy - even though they actually despise him.

>Even in death their souls are sent to the halls of Mandos to wait for the end of the world
That's for Men, not elves. Elves effectively wait for a bit and then get the option of respawning back on Aman.

Tolkien lore + anime ears is the ultimate perfection, right?

I always thought it would be neat to have a LotR adaptation with art like Lodoss OVA (but with more budget for fluid animation) and japanese VAs struggling with the names.

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This
Elves used to steal your kids in the middle of the night and drag them back to the forest

Yes. That was peak Hentai. I can't think of anything coming close in recent times, except maybe Victorian Maid. Boku to Misaki-sensei had potential, but the ugly ass kid ruined its chances.

I thought it was the most disgusting crap since 2000. There was a lot of gore shit in 1990s but besides those, kuroinu gets the award for shittiest utter vomit.
(not the antipornfag but you guys have some truly yucky incel or what it is taste)

for u

Not strictly true. The Halls of Mandos are a physical place in the undying lands and there's nothing actually keeping them there by force. It's entirely possible for an elf to die and simply walk back out the next day. The only exceptions are that they cannot return to middle earth and a few edge cases like Feanor whose spirit burned so hot that nothing remained of him after death.

Not even talking about the plot, I'm talking in the technical sense. Hentai in general has pretty shitty production values, so any attempt to make an effort is enough to make a classic.

They're immortal, but they can just go to heaven in boats.

>looking like a human is gay
Okay fag

Good anime and manga thread.

That link doesn't prove or even directly relate to the claim made.

>talking like a feminist
>questioning Islam
you're a fraud

Because you have shit taste.

Yeah but what is decent animation worth if you can't even fap because you constantly want to punch the creators or puke or both?
Also it didn't look impressive to me. No second Front Innocent in any case, not even second Harvest Night.

Common misconception. That's all easily explained by just fuck of with your memes, those frogs won't be fapped to by themselves,or something.

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Perhaps they may be wondering why a man would praise flat chests, before jerking it to big ones.

flat x fat is dumb, the proper answers are somewhere inbetween

That's getting kind of autistic.

Elves will always be tied to hentai. They are only good for one thing, after all.

PROTECC?

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Go to /h/ if you want to talk about hentai. Can't be that hard to actually read some manga or watch anime with elves in them, there are like thousands.

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But 99% are shitty isekais, I'm afraid.
>tfw Queen's Blade is exception when it comes to something bad

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I won't lie, they got us there.

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I like slender elves. I like thick elves. I like light elves and dark elves. I like all kinds of elves because they are pretty.

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those boobs are way overdone

Anybody has the finger edit?

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Elves exist only to breed orcs and goblins